Both of you should visit psychiatric ASAP

This guy sent a Whatsapp message to his girlfriend, informing her of his upcoming marriage. The girl started crying only for her to realised it's APRIL FOOL.
Read there conversation below. Lol

Is this for real? I will just keep my fingers crossed and wait for the final result from INEC. After all voting continues tomorrow.

I am watching channels TV, it has taken Mr. President more than 30 min. to be accredited. On the other hand, it took Buhari about 55 min to do same. Could there be a conspiracy theory?

How did you reacted if you have experienced that before or how would you react if management suddenly announce that your lunch buddy is now your new manager.

Mine is Oghenegare, meaning (God is powerful)

For the lovers of exotic cars like my humble self, give this Infiniti Etherea a movie title.

What is going on in his mind? (photo)

You need to see the tv version of it, being currently aired by channels TV. The guy use mouth wash GEJ as if GEJ is his generational enemy. He lacks honor to even take up an appointment as d campaign manager of d man he vehemently criticized. But that is naija politicians for u, today they are against you, tomorrow they are with you.

You might be right to some extent that these courses are not very popular. But what you need to understand is that success in life depend largely on your personal goals and God given vision. We have only one professor of Cinematography in the whole of Nigeria and she is a woman. Some many people who are doing very well today don't even know where their certificate is.
Education is meant to refine people and not just to get employment.

DEAR LORD GOD, this is March, thank you for your grace upon us as a nation. As the election approaches,
we seek to better understand the issues and
concerns that confront
our city/state/country, and how the Gospel
compels us to respond as faithful citizens
in our community.
We ask for eyes that are free from blindness
so that we might see each other as brothers
and sisters, one and equal in dignity, especially those
who are victims of abuse and violence, deceit and poverty.
We ask for ears that will hear the cries of
children unborn and those abandoned,
Men and women oppressed because of race
or creed, religion or gender.
We ask for minds and hearts that are open
to hearing the voice of leaders who will bring us
closer to your Kingdom.
We pray for discernment so that we may
choose leaders
who hear your Word, live your love,
and keep in the ways of your truth as they
follow in the steps of your son Jesus Christ
and guide us to your Kingdom of justice, peace and progress.
We ask this in the name of your Son Jesus
Christ and through the power of the Holy Spirit.
AMEN.

A girl was passing by, & saw her boyfriend standing
by the A T M machine. She immediately hide & sent
a romantic text to him "Honey if you are sleeping
right now, send me your dream. If you are laughing,
send me your laughter. If you are eating, send me
some food. If you are withdrawing from the A T M,
send me some money. Her boyfriend replies; I'm in
the toilet what should I send ?

I tried it though, I got the same thing. No one is forcing u to use Instagram. I hardly open mine.

Noted

I got tired of reading jor... nice post all the same.

Which is your best Epic movie of all time

If dis is true, then its really sad. D guy has been off d scene for a while now.

Guyz wat do you tink about dis movie 'REAL STEEL'?