Another convinient service from the stables of inspired.

@ Inspired, I salute you.
I have been buying from aboki here in PH for ma car deals but I thank God cos I just saw this thread and I can see you offer relatively better rates.

Kudos Oga mi!

Bros, I'm interested.

Ego ole or sorry elo ni?

Sold! Sold!! Sold!!!

plz what is bleep?

   

@Maki, bleep is also another word I learnt here on nairaland, it means phuuuucck 
I still wonder how/from where Seun coined that. 

womanliness = pucchy

Tufiakwa! Abeg, I jump and pass.

great job man!

@Export1, you are a great guy.

Thanks.

Bros, abeg.

a quick check on this 4T1BE30K42U016559.

Thanks.

hmmmmmmmmmm!
No one seems to have had it with a pinch of cocoa beverage (ovaltine, milo, bournvita or the likes).
I cultivated my driking/soaking habit back in my FGC days (old habits die hard jare).
I usually do the milk, sugar, groundnut combo buh, I get a pinch of choco flavour from adding either of the above mentioned.
Alwayz saved some garri (for drinking abi na soaking) from visiting comrades, friends and family even when I was outside these shores.


Badluck Jonathan! Subsidy or no subsidy, you cant take my monthly soaking tradition away.

@ OP, you seem to know your problems, your mistakes and even solutionz. Wetin you want make nairalanders do for you again

I laff, "waka pass"

@ OP, you have to compare apple with apple not paw-paw, Nigeria is a 3rd world (maybe 4th or 5th sef!) west African country with an irresponsible government. Refineries are not working @ full capacity, 'Thus thieves' run the importation chain that has descended on our commonwealth (now termed petrol subsidy).

Btw, kindly answer the following questions truthfully:
Where do you stay in UK?

1. Do you drill boreholes in your private premises there?
2. Do you have a standby generator there?
3. How many times have you experienced a power outage there?
4. If yes to question 1, do you also need to run a generator to get water outta this private borehole too?

In Nigeria, we "live" the fuel (petrol or diesel), cos we need it to move (for our cars), to get water (from our boreholes), to see (electrical lighting) and of course to operate while sitting in-front of this computer (in our generators).
My dear, some of us have been out there too. This government lacks direction and is very insensitive. If they are in tune with the heartbeat of the people, they would face creating jobs, the BOKO HARAM menace and also think of ways to increase our local refining capacity.

Shame on our FEC and federal govt!

Is this the only solution or the palliative measure they FEC think tank has deemed fit to cool flaying tempers?
Are they trying to give us incentive to let ourselves or our parents be bombed to death by these bastards or morons or retards called Boko Haram? What happens to those whose parents are incapacitated by the attacks (but are still alive)? Who even ensures that this publicity move abi na promise is carried out beyond GEJ's single term in office?

Abeg, Niaja FG should quit playing with the masses and our collective intelligence.

MONDAY. The thought of going to school on monday morning, even by sunday evening, used to scare me sh.itless

@ 25omega, Claremont etc.

I spotted that pix too ooo! Una get eye sha, eye wey dey see good ting where every1 say bad ting full . Eye for half full cup, not half empty.
Calabar chics dey try behind closed doors. My guys and I @ the University of 'mahadum' are still trying to analyze the strain of protein in dog meat responsible for excessive release of the responsible hormone(s). Apologies to those wey no dey chop am buh una ancestors own still dey flow into the DNA.

Who knows, we can commercialize it (pls not for the unmarried ) to would help marriages and rekindle the flame where the passion's almost dead .

Anyway, this carnival is a whole lot berra than the procession I saw while in traffic in pH, (our people make una no vex O! I love pH buh I gatta speak da truth and nurrin buh da truth. We can do berra).

Compliments of the season to all you good people of Nairaland!

May God forgive and have mercy on the bastards/morons/retards called BH, Their 5th generation shall suffer the repercussions of this bloodletting lest they repent and ask for forgiveness from God.

Cursed cavemen!

No one is asking, how high was this jump? What degree of injury could she have sustained from this jump?
I hope she is fine and stays hale and hearty, for her sake and maybe her children's.

Unruly behaviour of a few is rubbing off on everyone. A big shame to those who display this kind of behaviour unprovoked.
 

I dey follow laff O!

Thanks to all who appreciate!
My comments represent my opinion. You are entitled to yours.

@Dadicvila
I no be bad belle O! Was just pissed about being held up for hours plus my fuel (remember say dem go soon remove subsidy )  
Lol "@ yeye fone". My fone no be yeye O! Actually I would like you to ask around ya and find out the 2011 Nokia fone with 12megapixel resolution. GBAM!  .
I was inside my ride, the fact that they were in motion, the harmattan haze and the armana chilling effect too   could have been it.
They just should have specified the carnival routes in advance by announcing over and over on radio or tv but they didnt. Publicity about the whole thing was low. Imagine what good publicity could have done if you were to plan a trip into the garden city (naija's petroleum hub) as a 1st time visitor on that particular day.  

By the way, like the carnival peps, maybe I still dey learn work as per photo-journalism  

By this time,
The state traffic agency TIMARIV, LASTMA-equiv had come to help control traffic; in a few minutes, the traffic was flowing and I so I ended my photo-shoot abruptly.

By this time, I had run down by like a quarter of my previously full tank (filled just the day before). 

More of the PDP-attired peps,