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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Scammers Loundge Is Needed by zigalo(m): 11:51am On Apr 24, 2008
then after now, you would advocate that president yaradua should legalise scam? wonders shall never end on nairaland
Romance / Re: Does All Prostitutes Have H.i.v? by zigalo(m): 6:42pm On Apr 17, 2008
RUN A PRACTICAL RESEARCH ROUND LAGOS PROSTITUTES AND GO FOR HIV TEST, YOU SHOULD GET AN ANSWER.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movies In One Word? by zigalo(m): 12:46pm On Apr 15, 2008
predictable, but i think there is room for improvement, but not in our generation
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Land Over Coy by zigalo(m): 3:10pm On Apr 12, 2008
Maths, English and essay. took the test last month
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Here Comes Oceanic Bank Lagos Apptitude Test Date And Venue by zigalo(m): 4:46pm On Apr 03, 2008
madam please review your post again, 6th of April is sunday and not saturday as you have written. and let me get you straight is it an aptitude test or an interview
TV/Movies / Re: Voltron Defender Of The Universe by zigalo(m): 11:12am On Jan 18, 2008
From days of long ago
from actual bridging of the universe
comes the legend
the legend of Voltron
a mighty robot loved by good feared by evil
as voltron legend grew
peace settled accross the galaxy
until an evil with a runful menace threatened the galaxy
voltron was needed once more
Phones / Re: Gsm Numbers Database by zigalo(m): 2:37pm On Nov 30, 2007
wetin u wan take am do?

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Computers / Re: Windows Xp Blue Screen (unmountable-boot-volume): Please Help! by zigalo(m): 2:09pm On Nov 30, 2007
and you can try this too, you slave your hard disk on working system and check your hard disk through HDD properties tools and click check now,
Jokes Etc / Re: The Kind Of Animal You Are. by zigalo(m): 2:58pm On Nov 14, 2007
I'm a panther, and funny enough i gat those quality
Forum Games / Re: Kill English And Go Free! by zigalo(m): 1:37pm On Oct 05, 2007
Girl in Mr biggs "Aunty please gime meat pie and snacks"
I came to look for you in your house yesterday but u didn't dey
Culture / Re: Members From Edo State by zigalo(m): 12:27pm On Sep 24, 2007
i'm from ojirami in akoko edo L.G.A edo state
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Invitation For Jde Application Analyst On 26 Sept O9 by zigalo(m): 12:25pm On Sep 24, 2007
@ayofaith

Its like you've had a feel of the test before please can help me out with what the numerical and verbal looks like
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Invitation For Jde Application Analyst On 26 Sept O9 by zigalo(m): 12:23pm On Sep 24, 2007
i'm from ojirami in akoko edo L.G.A
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chevron Invitation For Jde Application Analyst On 26 Sept O9 by zigalo(m): 11:24am On Sep 21, 2007
yeah, got the invitation too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Thought It Was A Joke But Its Real by zigalo(m): 10:30am On Sep 14, 2007
bros, please could be explain how this stuff works, you said its free to sign up yet they asking for payment account, and how do you earn this cash you're talking about, ? and have they paid you, ? please all this questions are begging for answers
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by zigalo(m): 4:44pm On Aug 29, 2007
cos u r posting mail with you stomach,

why do we have to work, ?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by zigalo(m): 11:28am On Aug 29, 2007
because its what they do for a living,

why do we have to do mama and papa play before we have kids
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by zigalo(m): 1:31pm On Aug 20, 2007
lyrics
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by zigalo(m): 3:14pm On Aug 14, 2007
murder
Jokes Etc / Mean Things To Say To People by zigalo(m): 1:03pm On Aug 13, 2007
[b] Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? by zigalo(m): 4:28pm On Jul 25, 2007
she was over pocessive she couldn't stand me talking to some other girl embarassed
Crime / Re: Share Your 419 Experience Here by zigalo(m): 3:01pm On Jul 12, 2007
i had an experience with XL management, i serve in kebbi state and i wrote a test that i thought was organised by UBA only to find out later during series of interviews that XL management were the ones conducting the interviews. after the test in sokoto i had an interview with a panel of interviewers headed by one Mr DA JOHN after the interview i was given some forms to fill then came to lagos to their head office for some other round of interviews that was somewhere in YABA i went through three sets of interview with their staffs after which they discharge some "lucky" one and told we the "unlucky" one to come for training in one school behind the Presbyterian Church in Yaba for training and to come with 5000 thousand we had the training for three days after which they said we would be posted to our areas of work which was suppose to be first bank and we would be issued with our training certificate uptill now no posting no certificate and the funny thing is that i have mail them severally and they don't even have a good explanation for the cooperate 419 activities,
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Free IT Certification Dumps by zigalo(m): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2007
Hey bros,

please i need CCNA dumps to write the exams, this is my email address eriki247@yahoo.com, thanks bros in advance
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Your Birthday Mate On Nairaland? by zigalo(m): 12:02pm On May 15, 2007
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by zigalo(m): 12:31pm On Mar 26, 2007
Hi I'm a Graduate of Computer Science (B.Sc)

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