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Romance / Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by zolzlolz(f): 5:56pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
***But you ain't white. So never ever ever ever, sweeery!*** Mr Kook |
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: |
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: Mr, Cork: |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 9:29pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: Mr, Cork: |
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:19pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: Mr, Cork: Mr, Cork: |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:45pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
190_@:which no longer exists, smh |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:32pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Hmmmm, Mr Kook possesses a poor command of the English language. Must be fresh off the boat |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:30pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:p The horse weave which was given to me by Mr Kook. Recall that you offered to buy me a ponytail to make me look 'nicer and white'. The horse weave shows Mr Kook's lack of class. Use better judgement next time when you are making purchases, Mr Kook. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:25pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:My weave can't take up all that space Oh, your 2008 Range Rover Convertible is actually a toy car. A toy car given to you as a birthday present by the matron in your mental institution(ie, the loony bin). |
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 4:17pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:I know you were looking at me through the glass when you were being held at the police station for stealing that 2008 Range Rover Covertible. But what you were too dumbb to know was that you were that you were looking at a one way mirror. That means you were looking at a reflection of yourself. THE MONKEY YOU WERE LOOKING AT WAS YOU, TUPID! |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 3:58pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Yeah, we get that you're a valet |
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
lefulefu:Well Lefulefu, I've got one for you. Call her King Kong and call the local zoo notifying them that an angry black woman is about to abduct a white woman and climb up the the empire state building. |
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 3:38pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
MsDarkSkin:"Why are you shaking your head you Nigerian s+upid bas+ard?" |
Romance / Re: Why Is It So So Hard To Link A chick On Nairaland! by zolzlolz(f): 10:14pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr Kook, why are complaining about girls on nairaland not getting with you. 1, you're into white chicks and 2, I thought no chick could reject you, and you could pull chicks left, right and center. I thought it was an honour for a girl for be looked at by the 'London guyz'. Is it not working for you in the clubs? |
Romance / Re: An Oyibo Man Beats Up His Black Girlfriend by zolzlolz(f): 9:38pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Oh, the Latin fever Women gushing about how passionate they are when making love. But they can also get passionate when they are angry? |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:56pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
MsDarkSkin, it is very rude to laugh at someone with a mental illness. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:I don't want to be your anything. Coons not allowed. Already have a dog, don't need another one thank you. Mr, Cork:I don't need make up. I'm a vegetarian so my face is always clear and glowing so much it looks like I have a halo, unlike you Londoners who eat junk meat packed with hormones and preservatives and botox and the like, the you spend 50 minutes on the toilet. That's where you must've concocted your silly toilet jokes. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:17pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:London guys are nothing compared to continental Europeans. I've been toasted by Swiss guys, a Florentine and a Milanese. WOOP WOOP. So no, I'm not happy thank you very much. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:00pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:How about, you scam someone else. I know, desperate times. Your geriatric White girlfriend is bored of you. She's decided to to get another oyibo asslicker-a dog |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:I don't like being called 'baby' by a COON! It's like a punishment for having disobeyed all ten commandments |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:NEVER EVER CALL ME 'BABY'. P1ss off |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:44pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Why don't you impale yourself with your 17 inch c0ck. Wait, it's not hard enough, because you can't achieve an erexion. Don't worry, just stop doing the drugs, the erexions will come back and the psychosis will stop. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:38pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:So you have a big c0ck, but you don't have a brain. That's why you need a geriatric White lady to take care of you. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Methinks Mr Cork is a White guy troll trying to discredit Black men. Mr Cork cannot possibly be a Black guy. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:26pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Well, let me be the first to prove you theory wrong; F*** YOU! I don't want you EVER, you understand? |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:13pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:WOW, the world didn't stop! So sit down and move on. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:06pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima:Don't worry, I can hook him up with the hottest White chick he's ever dreamed of, from the old age home. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:03pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:Chicks-over 80. I know your 1,7 inch member doesn't matter to them, they just want to hold hands. |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:I know. Mrs Chima bestowed on me the responsibility to chase the idi0t back to his village in London. But I have failed |
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:PLUS Mr, Cork:PLUS Mr, Cork:PLUS Mr, Cork:PLUS Mr, Cork:EQUALS, A SEASONED COON! Of the lowest standard. Real women do not go with Coons, but maybe they watch their minstrel shows for entertainment. Don't blame me if I'm not interested. Your posts are very amusing though. |
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