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Romance / Re: Say Sumthin Nice About Our Great Nigerian Sisters! by zolzlolz(f): 5:56pm On Dec 08, 2011
***But you ain't white. So never ever ever ever, sweeery!*** Mr Kook
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

do you no how to use spell check? undecided
shocked
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:31pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

No oofeince X
Mr, Cork:

did you  sneeked in? 
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 9:29pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

No oofeince X
Mr, Cork:

did you  sneeked in? 
Fashion / Re: But Why Do Black Women Wear Belt On There Stomach? by zolzlolz(f): 9:19pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

eminems?  Babes (NJ)  I dont mean to sound rude but do you no how to use spell check? undecided
Mr, Cork:

Do you need moiney  wink
Mr, Cork:

**drives pass  in ***
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:45pm On Dec 06, 2011
190_@:


[size=18pt]FALLS FROM WORLD TRADE CENTER grin grin [/size]
which no longer exists, smh
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:32pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

zolzlolzoro. babes are you on a bus? did you sneeked in? undecided
Hmmmm, Mr Kook possesses a poor command of the English language. Must be fresh off the boat
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:30pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zorogololo horse weave  angry  ***
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The horse weave which was given to me by Mr Kook. Recall that you offered to buy me a ponytail to make me look 'nicer and white'. The horse weave shows Mr Kook's lack of class. Use better judgement next time when you are making purchases, Mr Kook.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 4:25pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

***Parked 2008 Range rover covertable on Zorogololo horse weave angry ***
My weave can't take up all that space Oh, your 2008 Range Rover Convertible is actually a toy car. A toy car given to you as a birthday present by the matron in your mental institution(ie, the loony bin). grin
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 4:17pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

A monkey? do you look like zolzlolz? grin grin
grin

I know you were looking at me through the glass when you were being held at the police station for stealing that 2008 Range Rover Covertible. But what you were too dumbb to know was that you were that you were looking at a one way mirror. That means you were looking at a reflection of yourself. THE MONKEY YOU WERE LOOKING AT WAS YOU, TUPID!
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 3:58pm On Dec 06, 2011
Mr, Cork:

**drives pass in my 2008 Range Rover covertable wink ***
Yeah, we get that you're a valet
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2011
lefulefu:

Emeka na 33 yrs old igbo business man for Chicago involved in importing and exporting.Yesterday he get into serious arguement with im black american wife and the quarrel come serious well well.In the process Emeka akata wife come vex and call am ugly black african monkey.Emeka come smile sheepishly just waka comot for sitting room enter im bedroom start to dey think about life while im black american wife resume watching her favourite programme on TV.If na u dem call like tht na wetin u go do? grin
Well Lefulefu, I've got one for you. Call her King Kong and call the local zoo notifying them that an angry black woman is about to abduct a white woman and climb up the the empire state building.
Romance / Re: Na Wetin U Go Do If Ur Black American Wife Call U A Monkey? by zolzlolz(f): 3:38pm On Dec 06, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

something like that actually happened for real on an episode of cheaters!!  grin

Akata woman went HAM on a Naija man who was cheating on her. lol

[flash=400,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO1SRjlel4A?version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0[/flash]

first thing i thought of was Mrs. Chima and Lefulefu  lipsrsealed grin
"Why are you shaking your head you Nigerian s+upid bas+ard?"  shocked
Romance / Re: Why Is It So So Hard To Link A chick On Nairaland! by zolzlolz(f): 10:14pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr Kook, why are complaining about girls on nairaland not getting with you. 1, you're into white chicks and 2, I thought no chick could reject you, and you could pull chicks left, right and center. I thought it was an honour for a girl for be looked at by the 'London guyz'. Is it not working for you in the clubs?
Romance / Re: An Oyibo Man Beats Up His Black Girlfriend by zolzlolz(f): 9:38pm On Dec 05, 2011
Oh, the Latin fever sad Women gushing about how passionate they are when making love. But they can also get passionate when they are angry?
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:56pm On Dec 05, 2011
MsDarkSkin, it is very rude to laugh at someone with a mental illness. wink
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:33pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

zolzlolz. baby can we be friends if I buy u a Arsenal shirt & Trouser? chewwwpid gyal undecided
I don't want to be your anything. Coons not allowed. Already have a dog, don't need another one thank you.
Mr, Cork:

arhha. baby so they saw your face and ran away? Dont you wear make up? undecided
I don't need make up. I'm a vegetarian so my face is always clear and glowing so much it looks like I have a halo, unlike you Londoners who eat junk meat packed with hormones and preservatives and botox and the like, the you spend 50 minutes on the toilet. That's where you must've concocted your silly toilet jokes.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:17pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zongolo. hold up baby. when waz the last time a London guys toasted you? NEVER EVER  EVER EVER EVER.  Today is your lucky day So I suggest u should be happy  wink
London guys are nothing compared to continental Europeans. I've been toasted by Swiss guys, a Florentine and a Milanese. WOOP WOOP. So no, I'm not happy thank you very much.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 8:00pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

zolzlolz.  sweeery OK I be nice to you. If you ever get the chance to come to London, I will take u to a nice place where u can take pictures with Parrots & Pigeons stand on yo head. We call it: Trafalgua square! wink
How about, you scam someone else. I know, desperate times. Your geriatric White girlfriend is bored of you. She's decided to to get another oyibo asslicker-a dog grin
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Sweeeery this is EXACTLY why brothers quit dating black Nigerian females. u need to register for Anger management classes! undecided
I don't like being called 'baby' by a COON! It's like a punishment for having disobeyed all ten commandments
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Hold up baby. You can NEVER EVER find a man with that kinda of language. No wonder your single  undecided
NEVER EVER CALL ME 'BABY'. P1ss off
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:44pm On Dec 05, 2011
Why don't you impale yourself with your 17 inch c0ck. Wait, it's not hard enough, because you can't achieve an erexion. Don't worry, just stop doing the drugs, the erexions will come back and the psychosis will stop.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:38pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

ermm a white guy with 17inches?  I dont tink so.   I am fully blooded  black!  angry
So you have a big c0ck, but you don't have a brain. That's why you need a geriatric White lady to take care of you.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2011
Methinks Mr Cork is a White guy troll trying to discredit Black men. Mr Cork cannot possibly be a Black guy.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:26pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zonglo. sweeeery NO chick rejects me and i can get you if i want.
Well, let me be the first to prove you theory wrong; F*** YOU! I don't want you EVER, you understand?
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:13pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

sadly you aint white. The answer will be NEVER EVER EVER!!!!!  angry
WOW, the world didn't stop! shocked So sit down and move on.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:06pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

Oh no!  You are doing fine!  He isn't wanted over here.   lipsrsealed
Don't worry, I can hook him up with the hottest White chick he's ever dreamed of, from the old age home.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 7:03pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Sweeery dont worry. We London guys are used to chicks fightin over us. Winner takes all wink
Chicks-over 80. I know your 1,7 inch member doesn't matter to them, they just want to hold hands.
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zongolo, sweery Now You in trouble. Mrs Chima (Dracula) is awake! undecided
I know. Mrs Chima bestowed on me the responsibility to chase the idi0t back to his village in London. But I have failed cry
Romance / Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by zolzlolz(f): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2011
Mr, Cork:

still wondering why black women are so jelous of sweet & more beauriful white babes?  has this gots anythings to do with the fact that they have real long hair?  undecided
PLUS
Mr, Cork:

Nj girl <<<<  so much hatred all becoz she never been to London   lipsrsealed
PLUS
Mr, Cork:

every time I try to be romantic with a black female by running my hands thru there hair, it all  falls out.  whats that all about?   angry
PLUS
Mr, Cork:

Nj girl. sweeery if I waz dating you, you would make me age quickly.  No oofeince but its just a norm with black women.  Can u  actually  imagine dating a female like Mrs Chima?  lipsrsealed
PLUS
Mr, Cork:

Zolondodo.  listen up sweeery. am a london based lover, not a fighter. Do you need moiney to attach pony tail to your hair so u can look nicer & white?  wink
EQUALS, A SEASONED COON! Of the lowest standard. Real women do not go with Coons, but maybe they watch their minstrel shows for entertainment. Don't blame me if I'm not interested. Your posts are very amusing though.

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