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Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 9:52pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:

zolzlolz. thank God your white! undecided
no.16
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 9:28pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zonlongo.   sweeery i can see that you never played with Toys when u waz a kid. u heard of LEGO? undecided
no.14
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 8:14pm On Dec 30, 2011
paniki:

My pics show that the place where Zolzlolz lives is not interested in integrating hence the city is known to be racist that's why Zolzlolz is so against whites although with a little bit less passion than you. If she lived in Langa or khayelitsha or the other black areas she would not be so against whites. But Rondebosch which is the area around UCT is just full of whites and so she feels excluded
I am not against Whites, please don't put words in my mouth, please. I don't like how many of them think. You are very wrong about my neighbourhood. The fact that it's next to UCT should give you a clue how integrated the surburb is. UCT has many black students from outside Cape Town and outside SA and they live in Rondebosch. Rondebosch is one of the few neighbourhoods where you can walk into an integrated restuarant. Many other places in CT, especially the 'hot spots', not so much. I like my neighbourhood.
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 7:46pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:

**no wonder she cant find a man undecided ***
Grandpapa Cork is hit by car sad Rats and stray dogs find the carcass, YUM grin BUT, as they inspect the carcass they decide against eating the flesh. It's full of sh1t sad
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 7:41pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:


Sweeery my original question waz why black women ask too many questions? You have asked me over 600 question! angry

zolzlolz:

They saw the 'missing grandpa' signs and they want to take you home not because they care, but because anyone who finds you gets a £10 reward, lol. grin
senile old man with memory loss, smh
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Always Have Attitude Towards Guys Dating White Females? by zolzlolz(f): 7:32pm On Dec 30, 2011
Uuuuuuuuuum nooooooo! This what actually happened:
Two Nigerian female students are conducting research for their sociology thesis, in the 'poorer' parts of London. Hesitantly, they enter dilapidated diner next to some run down public toilets home to rats, crackheads and every Tom, D1ck and Harriet's expelled MacDonalds, FROM THE WEEK BEFORE, still in the toilets, on the floor and on the walls, EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Unfortunately, the Nigerian students can smell the scene in the toilets, as they are seated by the window of the diner. The smell from the neighbouring toilets, however, cannot beat the smell of the diner; sweat, recycled oil(THEY FRY EVERYTHING HERE), baby poo and baby vomit(the Nigerian students notice that the London mothers from this part of town change their babies on the dining tables). Enter an  midget Granpapa Cork with his White Cindy and her 5 children in tow. They have 3 different fathers, all Naija 'deadbeats' hustlers. Cindy's hair is thinning. Welfare for 5 kids isn't enough, so it's the stress. It's also because of the chain smoking and bad nutrition(all her food is fried). Imagine what her skin looks like. Cindy is ugly, because of lifestyle. That can't be said of her  Grandpapa Cork. Unfortunately he is naturally ugly. They order spagetti and mince meat(HA!). Grandpapa Cork has never used knife and fork or a spoon, so he spills bits of pasta on himself. He is also talks with his mouth full, he spits his way through a meal(providing unpleasant audio and visuals for the Nigerian students). Disguisted, the Nigerian students leave.
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 6:55pm On Dec 30, 2011
Grandpapa Cork starts harassing some White Elephant women on the street GADEMIT, this is a waste of time! Leaves Granpapa Cork on the street. Fvck that £10!
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 6:28pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Zogoro. sweerrry. is ther sumthin you would like to ask me like: Mr Cork, Please will you date me? undecided
No actually I think more along the lines of, "Grandpapa Mr Cork please follow me to the police station!" *YAY! SOME POCKET MONEY(£10)*
Mr, Cork:

Sweery To be honest, I rather date an elephant (no oofeinse) angry
It's your job, for crying out loud! no.8
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 6:09pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Back to the serious question for serious minded great people of Nairaland. So Why do  African women ask so much questions until your hair turns white? undecided
They saw the 'missing grandpa' signs and they want to take you home not because they care, but because anyone who finds you gets a £10 reward, lol. grin
Celebrities / Re: Bradley Cooper Is In Love Again: Guess Who Dis Time by zolzlolz(f): 3:16pm On Dec 30, 2011
What does James Franco have to do with this?
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 3:11pm On Dec 30, 2011
Mr, Cork:


Zuguzoro. sweeery when waz the last time a real human being kissed you? undecided
26. Act your age. Now is not the time to ask such inappropriate questions you dirrrrrty old man! angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 2:02pm On Dec 30, 2011
Oh thanks Dr Phil. What can you tell me about Norwood, Parkhurst and Newtown? *packs bags*
Romance / Re: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by zolzlolz(f): 11:13am On Dec 30, 2011
Some advice for Mr Kook: "25 things to do when you retire", by Phillip Taylor.
1.Live within your means(don't waste money for bail when you steal 2008 Ranger Rover convertibles)
2. Travel the world
3. Buy a motor home
4. Remodel your home
5. Move to the country OR
6. Move to the city
7. Start a business(use your career experience to start a consultancy firm specialising in your field of work-GIGOLOS)
8. Get a part-time job(GIGOLO)
9. Teach(how to HUSTLE)
10. Volunteer(give back by redistributing wealth you stole from other people like that 2008 Range Rover convertible)
11. Go into public service
12. Spend time with friends
13. Visit family
14. Babysit(since you have about the same intellect as a child, you should be able to connect)
15. Be a mentor(teach lefulefu the art of being a professional London guy)
16. Get educated(important one for Mr Kook)
17. Read(for Mr Kook I would recommend books with big print and lots of pictures-start with Dr Seuss)
18. Write a book(Where da White Women at?)
19. Start a blog
20. Learn a new language(English for Mr Kook)
21. Learn to play music(Your singing doesn't sound like music, Mr Kook, your singing sounds like noise)
22. Start a new hobby
23. Take up a new sport
24. Join a fitness group(sucks to be obese
25. Nothing
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 10:30am On Dec 30, 2011
Sui Generi:

“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear STUUPID than to open it and remove all doubt.” -- Mark Twain


Is that a message for your alter ego Corporal?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 9:27pm On Dec 29, 2011
Listen, Paniki, I don't care who did or did not arrive here first. My family is not on any type of welfare, we contribute to the upkeep to the city therefore we don't owe anyone anything. This is the only place I know, just as the Muslims who did not arrive here first but are afforded respect or the Jews who did not arrive here first but are afforded respect. Furthermore Blacks here should be treated with respect as long as Helen Zille and other white Cape Tonians repeat the fact that Cape Town is a cosmopolitan city. If they want to have bragging rights about Cape Town being a 'world-class', multicultural city, they must have that mindset and act accordingly!
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 9:15pm On Dec 29, 2011
niggadee:

excreta those lady look disgusting, why do naija men like trash white lady.
low self-esteem=mediocre taste
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 6:38pm On Dec 29, 2011
Whites like Brandon Huntley and Rhodesia and her alter ego Corporal are not apologetic about their advantageous position in South Africa as a result of Apartheid. These choose to ignore this by enforcing their own victimhood; they are being intentionally persecuted(Huntley), they are 'victims' of Affirmative Action, none of them can get jobs(corporal), and other irrational beliefs that have been found not to be true. Reconciliation has proven to be futile for Blacks, as Blacks have found themselves to be victims of White denialists. Late last night I was a witness of a race war that took place on twitter, about racism in Cape Town( a very hot issue). You had 20 Blacks listing examples of what they believed supported the assumption of racism in Cape Town. Whites, including the premier of the province, swiftly and arrogantly denied all claims of racism in the city. They didn't even try to engage the Blacks in a respectful manner, they responded Rhodesia/Corporal style, with immature name calling and disrespect. The premier responded to the initial allegation with "complete nonsense", which means any hope of her at least investigating the matter is nil. This is the Rhodesia/Corporal mentality. Black concerns are met with foolish, racist response which aim to discount the Black experience. However when a White is suffering his feelings must be the center of every living being's universe. Criticism of Whites=Reverse racism=White victimhood.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2011
morpheus24:

I very much doubt you are anything close to someone with a scientific mind in attempting to "brain gain" yourself somewhere in Europe or Australia, so lets not go there

From the same website:


http://www.homecomingrevolution.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=7217
corporal could always pull a Brandon "no skills" Huntley and apply for refugee status in a Western country of his choice. grin
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 3:57pm On Dec 29, 2011
If sentiments here are true, then a Naija man's choice in White women is like a student who passes a test(gets a white woman), but doesn't get an A(hottie), but a D(nottie), and is happy about it. Students(Naija men) should up their standards and strive to get an A(hottie)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 12:34pm On Dec 29, 2011
corporal:

zolz go smoke more zols, corporal is corporal and he is tired of you idiots, i sincerely hope south Africa goes the same way as the rest of Africa and people start starving to death then only will you idiots learn. That is my final say ever you people are so racist you cannot see the poo for the trees. Go do whatever, get aids, starve i don't give a bleep, BTW why not breed another 12 children so they can also suffer.
If your armies had been stronger you would have won the war in the beginning and ruled the country as was done all over the world, you just look at the black / white countries open your eyes there is a whole world out there where whites fought white and blacks fought blacks, there are still plenty, you think its about black and white only because your brain is too tiny to understand the bigger picture. Have a good life and i hope you enjoy queues as the UN ( white mostly ) queues are pretty long.
Shame corporal aka rhodesia, you've been wishing the demise of South Africa for 17 years. It's not happening and it's left you so bitter. Your function is to steal oxygen and to engage in self pity based on false beliefs. Tis much easier than facing the truth. Your consistent denial has left you angry and bitter and is making life difficult for everyone. Did you read the Cape Times yesterday, sad creature? The expats that ran away are coming back. They have returned with their tails between their legs and are admitting that the 'grass isn't greener on the other side'. They left because of their irrational thoughts about SA like yours, but once they got there, they didn't find the heaven they, like you, expected in the West. Some advice from your own, "You can blame the government, the colour of your skin, or the gum that got stuck under your shoe, but if you can't change your attitude it is best you leave."
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 12:14pm On Dec 29, 2011
Oh corporal aka rhodesia, behaving like a professional white. Wallowing in white victimhood as usual. I gladly turn down the invitation to the pity party!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 10:11am On Dec 29, 2011
morpheus24:

Oh hell! we done gone and opened the flood gates now,
because rhodesia is corporal, lol. It's a bit suspect that Rhodesia would comment on a thread called 'was Nelson Mandela a terrorist' this late. When you were schooling her it got too hot for her, so the only way she could escape shame was to assume another 'character' called corporal. So I think it's fitting to address corporal as Rhodesia.
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 3:49pm On Dec 28, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHA, Naija gals have been insulted, OMAGAD!
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 3:46pm On Dec 28, 2011
shocked
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 2:46pm On Dec 28, 2011
Ah sweet! Her bag matches her African garb. grin
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 2:30pm On Dec 28, 2011
^she looks like she's his ma embarassed
Politics / Re: South African Woman Excretes 57 Wraps Of Methamphetamine by zolzlolz(f): 8:59am On Dec 28, 2011
The story has finally appeared in a Cape Town paper. Her name is Fikile Nene, which makes more sense. She is definitely South African. There was also a South African drug mule caught in Mozambique.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 8:28am On Dec 28, 2011
Rhodesia lacks intellect, so she had to drop out of school.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Was Nelson Mandela A Terrorist? by zolzlolz(f): 8:12am On Dec 28, 2011
I wonder why Rhodesia hasn't posted her sentiments. Unless Rhodesia=Corporal.
Culture / Re: Igbo-Nigerian Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Africa! by zolzlolz(f): 7:56am On Dec 28, 2011
Some of these dudes be too muscular. Jare! undecided
Politics / Re: South African Woman Excretes 57 Wraps Of Methamphetamine by zolzlolz(f): 7:46am On Dec 28, 2011
I am surprised that no South African newspaper has reported about her story. Even the news channel haven't reported this. The woman in Thailand and the woman in China were big news. They were each given a 10 minute slot.
Romance / Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by zolzlolz(f): 7:38am On Dec 28, 2011
Some dudes need to raise their standards undecided

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