.After reading this
I got a salary increase , I got a credit alert from bet 9ja giving me bk my lost 1.3 million naira , my military bro who left home 7 years ago to battle boko just called me after 6 years of no hear , my stolen Corolla brain box was brought back , landlord told me not to worry about my house rent , the value of naira to dollar increased , Abubakar Shekau has been apprehended, my age got reduced by 5 years ( I got 5 years younger ) , price of fuel dropped , my child hood friends who are all doing well abroad called to help me out of the shit hole , gotv just called me that my subscription would be expiring tomorrow that they have given me an extra 11 months free subscription, my girlfriend just told me she wasn't pregnant that it was only a joke, she just built me a house ,paid off my utility bills and stopped cheating on me , just noticed my roof stopped leaking and got some funds to send to my Dad back home.
Damn niggar issorite ..

rip to the dead

lemme juxt park well here

A Woman Who Carried U For Nine Months, Bath N Clothed U, Cried Wen U Were Sick As A Child Begging God To Take Her Life Instead Of Urz..N Yet U Survive N Sold Her For 7m Who Den Will U Eat Dat Money With........ Like If U Luv Ur Mum As Much As I Do

GET A MAN! GET A LIFE AND STOP SHOWING US HOT LEGS

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how I wish T.S.L WILL IMPLEMENT COS I TIRE FOR UNA 18,419 SALARY

all for punny jehsus

Owk mak we d watch

issorit

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Jesus all dis plenty writings nah jux for sex ni??

what will she luk lyk in 65yrz tym

I kw understand o

PDP rite nw

x

owk space booked

eyhaa all d men are alrdy closed

I wonder hw dis will help fayose win APC in ekiti

afta go to supersport and b talking rubbish ordinary futuballu yhu cannot analyze mtchewww

owk

hw could yhu b dat dump as to datin a guy for 5years widout realizing der was no future I reali dont kW wat tu say tu yhu nw

informative and timely

I stand wid OAP freeze in dis one

u want attention u gatt it ma'm

mst timz i sit back n begin 2 tink do u kw dat dis chioma of a gurl davido is dyin 4..one guy somwer had used n dumb her sorry ass WAT AN IRONY OF LYF hit like if we tink alike

wit all d money u made from the robery wat wer u stil doin in kwara...wil i call dis one his village pple at work or d blood of d inocent pple he#shere#

rip d dead

reality of temple run...... I WEEP 4 MY FATHERS LAND

geez