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Phones / Re: MTN Introduces New 1.5 GB All-day Plan For N1,200, Effective October 7, 2017 by zyphr(m): 7:33pm On Oct 07, 2017 |
sheddyboy01: Nbote: These 2 niggas up there are SCAMMERS!!! Believe and trade with them at your own peril. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: 6 Things To Know About TSTV Before Buying by zyphr(m): 5:59pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
This is too good to be true..... I am yet to be taken..... Only time will tell |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: rUPdate Interview From Akwa Ibom by zyphr(m): 6:18pm On Aug 31, 2017 |
This same source sent me 2 different GNLD invites. I hope this would be different for the sake of persons traveling from far distances. 2 Likes
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Job Invitation by zyphr(m): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
Ibkabasa: I was the one that called you. I'm very grateful for your sincere and helpful response. May God bless you greatly bro. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by zyphr(m): 6:45pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
Hello fam, anybody with Workforce experience should help me out o. I applied for a job this morning and just got this text from them (Workforce). You have been scheduled for a Banking interview with Workforce Group on 7th Aug. 2017 by 10:00am @ Garban Gora House,Farm Centre,Opp.Assalam Private Sch.along Country Mall,Kano.Come with your original credentials. Dress Code:English Corporate. Is this legit? Is that they use to do because I am not understanding. I don't want to burn transport and it turned out to be a scam. |
Health / Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by zyphr(m): 8:15pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
myproperty: I wouldn't consider them worse if they used protection....... besides They were living the NYSC life (National Year of Sex and Comfort). |
Health / Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by zyphr(m): 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
WfBabakhay: I hope not. With this news, I seriously hope for their sake that they used protection. |
Health / Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by zyphr(m): 6:13pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
nothernstar: You don't have to be judgemental to pass a message across. I am a strict monogamist (although a serial one) and didn't participate in the fûckfest. And yes the gave themselves trophies. They were counting scores and "Leicester city" won the league. |
Health / Re: Half Of Married Couples In Akwa Ibom Are HIV Positive! - AKSACA by zyphr(m): 1:58pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
During service year 3 of my friends slept with over 40 girls in a single local government..... Next to water, sex is the cheapest commodity in Akwa Ibom. Seeing this, I just hope the all used protection throughout. 81 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by zyphr(m): 3:03pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
alexialin: Op, it's clear you want him and you do feel something for him which you may not admit. Your refusal is hinged on his relocation. Let him know what you just typed up there. Let him know that the location won't give you peace of mind and you'll likely be unhappy. Possible refunds with slight deductions could be made for the house rent he paid and this shouldn't be much of a sacrifice for your the sake of your happiness if he really wants you as a wife. Talk with an open mind. I wish you well. P. S. Maybe He waited up till this ninth hour to propose because it'll be easy to get over rejection if he is no longer living in your neighborhood. 7 Likes |
Phones / Re: What Launcher Are You Using? by zyphr(m): 6:13pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
fatdon2:I love this your wall paper. Could you share the raw photo? |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 10:48pm On May 18, 2017 |
austino677: Good to know. Thanks. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 6:54pm On May 18, 2017 |
beamtopola: No bookmaker will allow to place a bet like that. You want to run them down ni? You can only select one market per event for an accumulator bet. The moment you add multiple markets from one event the computer will automatically treat your bets as singles and not accumulator. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Monaco Vs Juventus : UCL (0 - 2) On 3rd May 2017 by zyphr(m): 8:36pm On May 03, 2017 |
otokx: I think say na only me notice am. The low morale in the stadium just make watching the match too dull for my liking. I had to live the viewing centre to follow it online jàre. Náíràland analysts no dey disappoint at all. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Tablet Collection: How To Upload Passports, ID In Your NPVN Portal by zyphr(m): 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
easzypeaszy: You should at least give it a try before bad mouthing his suggestion. It took me less than 2 minutes using Chrome. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 5:35pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
lyricallyfestus: It means the team will not concede a at all. For example, you play Chelsea clean sheet, for your bet to go through Chelsea must win 1:0 2:0, 3:0 etc or draw 0:0. If the other team score even a single goal, your game don cast be that. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Things Npower Beneficiaries Must Do To Keep Their NPVN Profile Save by zyphr(m): 10:39pm On Mar 23, 2017 |
greggng: Can you drop the link to the WhatsApp group, a friend of mine who's not on nairaland needs it ASAP. |
Romance / 10 Bro Codes All Men Need To Know And Follow by zyphr(m): 11:16pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
When you step out of your house, you enter a world of rules; traffic rules, work rules, party rules, bar rules, etc. Rules just have a way of taking the fun out of life. However, when it comes to bro codes, that shit is sacred and not for chuckles. The code was created by men for all men to follow, no exceptions. If you do not know what the bro codes are, you are failing your fellow brethren. Here are the 10 bro codes that can never be broken. Code # 1 If your bro’s wife, side-chick or girlfriend asks you any tricky questions about his activities, it is your duty to deny any and everything. You do not know who his female friends are, you do not know what he did last night, you do not know his current location and you certainly do not know if he is talking to any other women. You are to back up your brothers at all times even if his woman threatens your life. Also, you are not allowed to be close friends with your bro’s wife or girlfriend. You cannot meet them for tea or lunch or ride together to a church event. If your bro’s woman tries to get close to you, develop an anti-social attitude and get the heck out of there. Code # 2 Your bro’s sister is totally off limit. It does not matter how hot she is; you are not permitted to approach under no circumstances. You do not stare at her, you do not comment on her desirable features, you do not ogle at her and you do not dare try to have sex with her. Mess with your bro’s sister and you will find yourself sleeping with the fishes. Code # 3 If your bro hits on a girl and he is about to score and cheat on his wife or girlfriend, you are allowed to have one intervention only. You are permitted to remind him once of the bad choice he is about to make. If he tells you to go screw yourself, you are released from any responsibilities from that time onwards. You have done your duty as a bro. Pay for his drink and yours and let him be. Code # 4 Wingman duties are not optional. At any point in time, a bro will need your services as a wingman. You are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when called upon. Wingman responsibilities are not negotiable. You must support your bro until he achieves his ultimate goal which is, score a hot chick or two if he so desires. After he scores, you can proudly declare that you have fulfilled your civic duty as a wingman. Code # 5 Let me just get this out of the way since I have minor grievances with this code. I will, however, abide by this code until the brotherhood decides to make amends. Do not, and I repeat, do not ditch your friends for a girl. If you made plans to hang out with your bros and you run into a girl who seems nice, make arrangements to see her the next day. Do not break formation and separate yourself from the herd. There are a few exceptions, though. If you are guaranteed a score that very day or in the next few hours, your bros must give you a pass. Proof may be required if any of your bros suspect that you lied about the guarantee. Code # 6 If your Bro shares any nudes he received from a woman, you are required to protect that evidence at all cost. You are not to share the evidence with anybody else. Your bros will trust that the picture deal is struck between just you and him and it should stay that way. Any evidence your bro shares with you cannot be discussed or shared with your wife or girlfriend; period! Code # 7 If your bro is dressed horribly and his outfit could generate some level of disgrace for the male species, you are obligated to tell him that he looks horrible. If your bro shows up to the club with pink shoes, blue pants and a loud green shirt, you are responsible for dragging him out of the club and away from the public eye. If you are both rocking the same outfit, do your other bros a favor and entertain each other all evening. You are not to approach any bros looking like a peacock in public. Code #8 If your bro picks you to be his best man, it is an honor. As the best man, it is your duty and obligation to organize the best bachelor party ever. You are also expected to provide your bro with anything he needs for his pleasure; no questions asked. As a best man, you need to understand that your bro is about to turn himself in for a life sentence. It is your duty to make his last few moments of freedom as enjoyable as possible. You are never to speak of any activities that occurred prior to the wedding. You are to take all of your bro’s secrets to your grave. Also, do not forget to confiscate all cell phones at the bachelor party. Your bro will not ask you to do this but you are not to invite his future wife’s brother, male cousins, nephews etc. to the bachelor party. Do not let your bro down and ruin his last moments of freedom. Code # 9 You must greet your bros appropriately at all times. If you must hug your bro, make sure your chests do not touch. A hug can never come before a handshake. All hugs must be accompanied with a pat on the back. Hugging must last no more than a second; this is not a soccer match. If you develop special handshakes or greetings, stick to that routine always unless you both agree to make a change. Code # 10 I saved the most important code for last because this is a rule that can never, ever be broken by any man on this earth. Never go after or date your bro’s exes. I do not care if she is Yvonne Nelson or Yvonne Okoro. I do not care if she says it’s okay. I do not care if she shows up at your house in the middle of the night in a bikini. You are not to touch your bro’s exes. If your bro breaks up with his girl, act like you broke up with her too. Also, never go after a girl your bro is already chasing. If you both meet a hot chick, whoever makes the first move gets to keep going after the prize. All men are to follow these bro codes. Any violation of these codes will earn you an ass-whopping. http://musingsofanafricanbachelor.com/2017/03/11/10-unspoken-bro-codes-all-men-need-to-know-and-follow/ 7 Likes 6 Shares |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 7:17am On Mar 08, 2017 |
motta:Same to you Bro |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 11:53pm On Mar 07, 2017 |
NBA picks for tonight Game Oklahoma City Thunder - Portland Trail Blazers Portland Trail Blazers under 110.5 points Odd: 1.59 Phoenix Suns - Washington Wizards Under 233.5 points 1.60 Total odds : 2.59 Good luck |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Phi001:That's on bet9ja. Merrybet and nairabet start at U/O 8.5 |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 8:00am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Nooxa: Just seeing your mention as I have been offline for some days now. The corner market allows you to predict the number of corners possible in a game. The lowest is under/over 8.5 and the highest being under/over 12.5. There are also handicaps. The best bookies with plenty options for corner are nairabet and merry bet. Also the corner option is only available for only the 5 major leagues and uefa games. |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 11:16pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
zyphr:Won
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 1:48pm On Mar 02, 2017 |
Basketball and corner
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Sports / Re: The Most Hated- One Last Laugh by zyphr(m): 11:29pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
TheLoneCitizen: Been on the lookout for your tips in the other thread and even wondered if you got tired of posting and gave up. I hope the mods will let this your thread survive. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Pal-V Launches First Commercial Flying Car by zyphr(m): 4:49pm On Feb 15, 2017 |
The future is here!!! 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: Locally Made Vehicle Spotted In Enugu (photos) by zyphr(m): 11:33am On Feb 13, 2017 |
So y'all agreed that shít is locally made. Are any of the parts that make up that junk designed and produced in Nigeria? This is sheer promotion of mediocrity. 1 Like 1 Share |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Cards and corner was profitable for me this weekend. Try your luck if you wish.
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 11:57am On Feb 07, 2017 |
In the spirit of rolling over
Bet 1 of 10
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by zyphr(m): 11:36am On Feb 07, 2017 |
TheLoneCitizen: The lost outcome of this first trial is quite disappointing. Punting ain't easy. No 100% safe odds except fixed. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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