A car was involved in an accident in a street.
As expected, a large crowd gathered.
A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly,
"Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."
The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM, seeing an ad for
a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5,
10 or 20 kilograms on the first day.

So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a
huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and
ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and
out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you
catch me, I'm yours." He starts running, and just as
he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he
knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the
ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars,
here and there. And just as he's about to catch the
blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes
the management who led him to the showers, and then
weighs him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.
He's back on the street and starts to think.

"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a
little more time, " So he races back to the gym and
says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."
"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's
standing by the
door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine."

the 1st joke wins joke of the day

signed, sealed and stamped

ituen 1:31AM, 12/04/2008

@ituen,
delib has a way of showing up each time peace returns in kuvuki kingdom, make sure the saucekid arrest him.

i have already arrested myself homie

people 2 much oh, if i be sam i no go go near delib.
*if u wake up in d morning meet fowl when d bark no b to bail?*
this now for people way get hear.

That na outdated advice.

sure tin man

outdated!!!!

in fact dated out.

recycled

. .na you talk so

but na true

follow follow

lfmao !!!!

, ,another newbie that just doesnt know what to say

who wan follow u? i never wan learn bad bad tins.

then you be pikin



pikin, you dey hungry, wetin you want to chop?

igbo

see your life

notin do me.

something go sson do you

make i go church jare

thats a good idea, u need deliverance

make you observe fasting and prayer.

fast till u die

as u are about dying

Na mountain of fire oo.

. . . . .no be lie

amen