The National Union of students

The NUS has passed a weighty claim
(Verily a matter of emergency)

Done by the Sec with ALUTA aim
Backed by students just simply lazy:

Overtime(known as homework) is piling up
And projects are doubling by day

Wasting our pocket money as (still) the SUP
(State union of parents) hasn't raised our pay

Money rapidly dwindling(as with all our fellas)
And no longer meet prices of goodies

As even those have been raised(by the school' snack sellers)
So the resolution of all NUS buddies-

Is that unless our advances are met
And all our complaints are worked upon

F and Fs would roll on results
Because homeworks and tests wont be done
National Union of teachers
(NUTs reply was short and brisk)
Unless the claims are nullified

the union will bear the risk
As plans have been made on the teacher's side

that what remains for us is strike action too
and provision of whacking banes
to each member at least two

Did you get it? We mean canes!