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Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by macho44(m): 7:54pm On May 18 |
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again British Relationship: 1st day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex Nigeria Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss. 13th day= Long kiss. 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed. 15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled 16th day= Didn't talk to each other. 17th day= Malice till the next day. 18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick. 19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?" The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl". The man continued to beg till the next day. 20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology. 21st day= Hug. 22nd day= Long hug. 23rd day= Kiss. 24th day= Long kiss. 25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one. 26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone. 27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious". 28th day= "R@pe". 29th day= Police case. Story end
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Re: Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by ForValour: 8:03pm On May 18 |
Should I date Togolese then |
Re: Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by macho44(m): 9:37pm On May 18 |
ForValour:South African ladies preferably |
Re: Why You Should Never Date A NIGERIAN Lady by Starzo: 10:58pm On May 18 |
macho44: I dislike everything about south Africa 1 Like |
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