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How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by StatusSymbol: 8:39pm On Mar 15

Please fellow nairalanders be careful. Vows are now kidnapping people and holding people to a ransom.

Last night, I was bored at home and my preek was breathing angrily. I thought to myself that I should visit a brothel I have been seeing around my area.

When I got there, the girls were calling me customer. All of them were telling me to come. I thought I shouldnt rush and I should sit down and observe the place.
I did not notice a cow that was tied to a short stud in the ground. The cow head but me twice in my left shoulder embarassed

and once on my elbow as I attempted to block his attempts on my life.

Before i knew it, the cow verociosly wanted to stamp my blokos with his front hoof but missed. It kept it's legs firm on the ground. The whole scene last very long 5 minutes.

Now I'm in bandages laying helplessly in bed. All thanks to my 3rd wife who has been massaging me cry

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by NoSmoking: 8:43pm On Mar 15

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Maks27: 9:28pm On Mar 15

Igbo talk

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Dimaya: 7:35am On Mar 16

You are insane grin

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by SarFakky: 9:01am On Mar 16

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Emmanuel30a2: 5:24pm On Mar 16

StatusSymbol:
Please fellow nairalanders be careful. Vows are now kidnapping people and holding people to a ransom.

Last night, I was bored at home and my preek was breathing angrily. I thought to myself that I should visit a brothel I have been seeing around my area.

When I got there, the girls were calling me customer. All of them were telling me to come. I thought I shouldnt rush and I should sit down and observe the place.
I did not notice a cow that was tied to a short stud in the ground. The cow head but me twice in my left shoulder and once on my elbow as I attempted to block his attempts on my life.

Before i knew it, the cow verociosly wanted to stamp my blokos with his front hoof but missed. It kept it's legs firm on the ground. The whole scene last very long 5 minutes.

Now I'm in bandages laying helplessly in bed. All thanks to my 3rd wife who has been massaging me

You deserved it!

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by kmaster007: 7:28pm On Mar 16

What's dis one saying

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by BOSSkesh(m): 8:29pm On Mar 16

Childofdoom is that you angry

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Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Judd007: 1:39pm On Mar 17

On collos

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by StatusSymbol: 4:37pm On Mar 17

Emmanuel30a2:
You deserved it!

Haaaa why

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Emmanuel30a2: 4:38pm On Mar 17

StatusSymbol:

Haaaa why

On colos... Z...

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by StatusSymbol: 9:08pm On Mar 23

Emmanuel30a2:
On colos... Z...

Naa real life

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by StatusSymbol: 10:05pm On May 04

kmaster007:
What's dis one saying

you heard it right

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Sapasenator: 10:28pm On May 04

Na Hod send the cow to calm down your blokes.

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by superCleanworks(m): 9:58am On May 05

It will not be well with the person that gave you weed.

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by brain54(m): 11:52am On May 05

I hop your block kus is okay now...?

Use ice packs.

Even mrcork won't come up with this!

Re: How A Cow Held Me To A Ransom At A Hotel by Badhguy(m): 1:41pm On May 05

WEED oooo!!

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