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I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by ChildOfDoom: 7:57pm On May 04
Some might be wondering if I am sick to say I am excited getting infection. I am actually sick (literally speaking). Since my last mouth action of Thursday, my life has never remained the same again.

It's like something is stuck in my throat. This gives me nausea, intermittent headache that never goes fully, light neck, sometimes blurred vision. Only rest for a long while calms it down.

It's a blessing in disguise as ill health removes my mind from fvcking. Now I can manage the pieces left of my life. The only thing that can stop womanizers is: Ill health, joystick damage, brokeness or death

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Solofresh2: 8:04pm On May 04
Congratulations on your new infection cheesy
You are indeed a child of doom

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by ruggedboych: 8:07pm On May 04
You wia wan die since, why won’t you be happy cheesy grin

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by illicit(m): 8:10pm On May 04
Nice one

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Itohanmiwa: 8:17pm On May 04
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by PerfectStranger(m): 8:29pm On May 04
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.
grin grin
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by ChildOfDoom: 8:34pm On May 04
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.
I am an erudite scholar. I taught WASSCE and UTME students English for five years before my present job.

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Naijatask: 9:08pm On May 04
ChildOfDoom:
I am an erudite scholar. I taught WASSCE and UTME students English for five years before my present job.

I don't know why, but I've been following your topics for 3years now. And trust me, you've been motivating me to not threat your path.

I pray you get over your addictions soon

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Kelklein(m): 9:10pm On May 04
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.

People that follow his posts know that it's all a cruise..

People create different cruise here on Nairaland just the way it suits them.. I know a guy here who post alot about broke life,, he may not necessarily be broke like that in real life

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Tharmon: 9:34pm On May 04
Itohanmiwa:
grin grin grin This guy lasun, u no de tire? Someone can't be this miserable and still have the brain to compose queens 'inglishi'... If u believe this guy, joke's on you.



Exactly!! To be honest I can't even write like him... Too good at composing sentences 😁😁

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by ChildOfDoom: 10:13pm On May 04
Naijatask:


I don't know why, but I've been following your topics for 3years now. And trust me, you've been motivating me to not threat your path.

I pray you get over your addictions soon
good decision smiley

According to Socrates, "The unexamined life is not worth living.
He added, "know thyself".

Many of us stuck in one addiction or the other (betting, womanising, drugs etc) have no way of going out of it.

More like, till death do us part. Learn from our experiences and not yours

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by MrCork: 10:22pm On May 04
ChildOfDoom:
Some might be wondering if I am sick to say I am excited getting infection. I am actually sick (literally speaking). Since my last mouth action of Thursday, my life has never remained the same again.

It's like something is stuck in my throat. This gives me nausea, intermittent headache that never goes fully, light neck, sometimes blurred vision. Only rest for a long while calms it down.

It's a blessing in disguise as ill health removes my mind from fvcking. Now I can manage the pieces left of my life. The only thing that can stop womanizers is: Ill health, joystick damage, brokeness or death


dony wooory.. we will make sure nobody says YOR HEAD IS CORRRRRRRRRRECT SIR!!! ...(((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Sapasenator: 10:23pm On May 04
So let me get this, you gave mouth action to a prostitute?

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by alpharoyalty: 7:16am On May 05
ChildOfDoom:
Some might be wondering if I am sick to say I am excited getting infection. I am actually sick (literally speaking). Since my last mouth action of Thursday, my life has never remained the same again.

It's like something is stuck in my throat. This gives me nausea, intermittent headache that never goes fully, light neck, sometimes blurred vision. Only rest for a long while calms it down.

It's a blessing in disguise as ill health removes my mind from fvcking. Now I can manage the pieces left of my life. The only thing that can stop womanizers is: Ill health, joystick damage, brokeness or death

Congratulations on your achievement, and please keep it to yourself. Don't go spreading it to other people's children and sisters.
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Matrix137(m): 7:22am On May 05
Only God can save you sir
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by terrezo2002(m): 11:39am On May 05
Some people are bent on going on the paths of destruction no matter what you do to rescue them. They just must follow the paths of evil.
You won't regret it now until you end your journey on this earth and you land on the other side.
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by EmmyMaestro(m): 2:37pm On May 05
Lai Lai, I know you, infection or no infection, you will still go and knack

ChildOfDoom:
I am an erudite scholar. I taught WASSCE and UTME students English for five years before my present job.

Hope you didn't knack any of your students
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by imagrg(m): 7:17pm On May 05
U should have used your preek now..why mouth?
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by GreatVocalist: 8:20pm On May 05
A thread was created ago about the most trolling users on nairaland, and I'm surprised this guy's name wasn't included. He's so weird.
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by Weknowbetter: 10:04pm On May 07
I hope you don't kiss your mom with that same mouth!
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by atilla(m): 10:44pm On May 07
EmmyMaestro:
Lai Lai, I know you, infection or no infection, you will still go and knack

Hope you didn't knack any of your students
No but he used their waec money to gamble and got into trouble. He was a gambler before becoming addicted to prozys.
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by EmmyMaestro(m): 10:54pm On May 07
atilla:

No but he used their waec money to gamble and got into trouble. He was a gambler before becoming addicted to prozys.

Na wa o, so e don tae wey dis pikin spoil

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Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by WhiteIverson: 4:01pm On May 10
ChildOfDoom abeg come find me 2k
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by wizrose(m): 4:11pm On May 10
CHILDOFDOOM EVERYONE ONE IS PRAYING FOR GOOD HEALTH YOU ARE HERE... IF THAT INFECTION STAY YOUR BODY TOO MUCH ITS SPOILS AND DAMAGE SOMETHING IN YOUR BODY IN CASE YOU DONT NO WHY DONT YOU JUST CUT YOU YOUR PENNIS OFF IF YOU CANT CONTROL YOURSELF IS IT BYE FORCE TO Bleep NII
Re: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by 1000Capacity: 4:36pm On May 10
WhiteIverson:
ChildOfDoom abeg come find me 2k
why

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