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| What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:03am On May 05 |
OK, there is something you have to know about me and that's the fact that I don't enjoy spending my own money! So, early this morning I found my way to my wife's purse and grabbed a whole lot of wads of the green currency and I quickly left the house to avoid being detected! So, along the way, I had to count the money and it came out to be 30k. Right now, I am at an open place with two heavily armed bodyguards quite close to my back as I sip from my independent bottles of Fayrouz. Thank you! In the ancient time, it's a shameful thing for a man to go to his wife's purse to achieve, grab or hunt anything but now, anything can happen. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by brain54(m): 11:13am On May 05 |
Why you come dey broadcast am? This one Wan buy farouz 30k. Na achievement be that? Better no go house this night! 1 Like |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:15am On May 05 |
Cold War, One. My wife and I are having issues at home and I wouldn't want to go back anytime soon. The thing is, there is a new neighbour around the corner who is always fanning the flame of war in my marriage with her silent beauty, unprovocative smile and stylish modern wears and I have taken ample time to study her only to find out that she is deeply into tech and that made me to loosen up a bit towards her. The problem now is that my wife knows me too well! I hardly smile with anyone but this neighbors's case is different because she promised to teach me how to achieve fast internet connection without money or data in my Sim card! So, whenever she talks, I smile because I don't want to lose the business bond between us. Now, my wife is thinking otherwise. OK, now I am losing my cool but I just have to keep her because she has been doing a lot for me. If I ever come out of this, I will go for thanksgiving. As we speak, two of my guys are telling me to man up to the occasion and tell my neighbors how I feel but I don't really feel anything. Besides, my wife comes from a big family and strangely enough, I don't know if she has a single bone. Right now, my safety is in the hand of God but I promise to play along fine. Note: this story is bringing back memories and I may have to stop soon as I am trying so hard to hold back emotions! |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:17am On May 05 |
brain54: I dey outside, she no fit know say na me dey write all these things. Moreover, I go spend small money for here, carry the remaining arrange myself. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by brain54(m): 11:19am On May 05 |
Schoolguy9:She fit go know if she no see her 30 paali... |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:27am On May 05 |
Far, intermediate and immediate causes of the squabbles. I told my wife to give me N600k let me add to the one I have and buy shuttle bus that I will use and be plying all the dangerous roads in the country with the last energy in my veins so that I can become a man of my own because things are hard but she refused and said I should find a way to make both ends meet because even my certificate is not useful to me. I thought about it and wanted to borrow money but then, I realized that I had no collateral. So, I went down on my knees to beg her and yet she refused despite having reminded her of how we met, how we used to be and how many times we came through for each other but all my pleas fell on deaf ears. So, I was dumbfounded, emaciated and disenfranchised in my own house. Just when a new neighbour showed up to provide solace to my battered heart, soul and body, my wife is now conniving with strange people to monitor me and I don't want to have any meeting with her family and friends as my brain cannot carry it. Right now, I have not even defined my relationship with this new neighbour but I believe it's strictly business and nothing more. Hmm... |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:28am On May 05 |
brain54: We will settle outside the court. I ready for anything. Besides, this is not my first time! |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by brain54(m): 11:31am On May 05 |
Schoolguy9:She Don dey catch you before now...? Anyway na cuddling in bed go end am Las las. Nothing like make up kpanching! |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:33am On May 05 |
I sha know say she no go fit leave the marriage because of our daughter! That one is another unrefined Gold. She asks questions that can pass one's brain through the furnace. If I ever survive this, I will give other young men sound advice! I promise. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by brain54(m): 11:39am On May 05 |
Maybe she Don loan you money in the past... And you no make good use of it. Na why she no Wan release you cash again. I no see why else wife no go assist husband if she get. No matter what don't be proud of stealing your wife's money though. Don't feel entitled to her wealth either... What if she didn't have. Won't you strive hard to succeed and take care of your beautiful daughter - as a man? |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by obiekunie01: 11:41am On May 05 |
Schoolguy9: yo SIMPle guy! is it 30k dollar or 30k naira? your wife has money in her bag and ur scared to take it in her presence! See how a guy is so scared of his wife he married with his money! or was it her that paid ur groom price? 1 Like |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 11:57am On May 05 |
brain54: Before our new neighbour arrived, things used to be smooth between us! Now, I can't say much. Wait, you call it *stealing?* bom'b dey your head! No offence. Thanks for the advice sha. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 12:00pm On May 05 |
brain54: |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 12:01pm On May 05 |
obiekunie01: Her family strong. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by obiekunie01: 12:04pm On May 05 |
Schoolguy9: her family strong therefore you cant be a MAN in your home! you are very nice SIMPle guy indeed! |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by brain54(m): 12:05pm On May 05 |
Schoolguy9: It’s stealing if you take with out her permission... And have to run out of the house o! |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by princepee: 12:07pm On May 05 |
I can relate oo I did same thing last Sunday and I have just done it again today. My wife is a business woman she makes a lot of money but will never spend any for the house. She takes my money without telling me, and when I find out she will tell me she us it for the house case close, Last Sunday when she and the children went to church I bored and some how found a lot of cash in here bag( most be the sales she made the previous day). Took some cash there went to uncle B bar had some good time bought cat fish from the money for them. Everyone was happy. Marriage is sweet jare if you know how to relate with your spouse. My wife use to say my money is our money, but her money is hers. No prob any money is this house now is ours. QED. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(m): 12:20pm On May 05 |
princepee: I don't think you deserve to be blamed! Eziokwu. |
| Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by sunnymighty(m): 12:21pm On May 05 |
princepee:  Badt guy! |
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