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Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by taraboo(f): 3:31pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways! Some go you dey wash? When its xo xo obVious with a pail with soaped water in it and clothes, I was probably baptising the clothes Or the other one that goes: Customer:Gimme Fanta Seller:Sorry,there's no Fanta we don't HAVE ANY COCA-COLA products. Customer:toh!You have coke? Seller: No! Customer:You don't have any cocacola products? What are your experiences lemme hear them! 27 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Calling me by 1am and asking are you asleep 76 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by defendedvictim(m): 4:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
dumbest..dat Shud b wen i visited my uncle n he wz Lyk 'is dis u?' 129 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 6:00pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
It was raining and I was wet from head to toe someone saw me and asked, Did the rain beat you? I answered no, it was the sun that beat me. 87 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by sirjohnson(m): 6:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You aint seen nothing yet, Read the dumbest questions ever asked online HERE and the hilarious answers, you will laugh your ass out I swear 1 Like |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by wheredemdey: 6:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
MY EX.. WHEN SHE ANNOYS ME AND AM ANGRY SHE WILL BE LIKE " BABY DO YOU LOVE ME" AM LIKE HECK WOMAN..I WOULDN'T HAVE MBEEN DATING YOU IF I DID NOT LOVE YOU. 24 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 6:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Lemme Share This. Event- B Lying down with eyes closed. A- Hey! Are you trying to sleep? B - No I'm trying to die! Event - B a visitor B - Hey! Do you have a washroom? A- No we just shit_ outside! 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by fpeter(f): 6:02pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
THEY WAKE YOU UP AND THEN ASK IF YOU WERE ASLEEP? 35 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by freshness2020: 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
How many continent are there in a nation... Am like what! Are ♈όϋ on this planet ? ..coming out from the bathroom ( wet and with my towel tied around my waist) , and someone like "guy ♈όϋ go baff? " no I just go see hw water D̶̲̅ε̲̣y be for body! 17 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by yorke1: 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Are you going? Meanwhile, i was going. 10 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by gameboi: 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
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Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by corisande: 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
.. 2 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Youngzedd(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Do you really make money online? 7 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Janiobi(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Meeting a long time School friend and all he could say was .. Janiobi, you still dey alive... .No nah my ghost him dey look 53 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
An interviewer asking me "why do you want this job" I was like wtf! What else if not 2 get paid.... 105 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Dankarara(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Nawa o! d kind topic wey dey make front page dis days dey fear me o 33 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You still dey sleep?? Ohh fu*K, am not sleeping am learning how to die 16 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
`Do you really use vaseline? 8 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by PrincessB1(f): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
*Modified* Mummy saw you going to the bathroom to bath & later she called out in loud voice......Princesssssss ..................ME: Yes mummyyyyy....................The next thing she said was, are you bathing?.................. For my mind i will say NO am not bathing, am pouring acid and probably scrubbing my body with broken bottles 18 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by cumz(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
I was talking to a girl one day.. was trying to make frnd with her.. and she was like . what do you want? sex? or money? WTF!! 19 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by justinlmj(m): 6:06pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
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Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by sammieguze(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
every last saturday of the month in the morning at around 3am, this girl always call me after their vigil to ask if i am sleeping and i always reply her in my same sleepy voice... NO. I AM JUST COMING FROM THE OGBONI MEETING. YOU THINK I AM A WINCH LIKE YOU? 68 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by peculiar3(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
...jest passing by, datz all.... 2 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by radiorebel(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
ar u d accused 3 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by saintneo(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Why did you go abroad for further studies? 3 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Guykhena(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You see me eating and still be like... "Are you eating " No I dey brush teeth with the pounded yam and soup . 52 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by khalebzy(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Me: Dad i passed my waec DAD: who help you wrote it? GOshhh i be like ihate this Man 33 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by stacomaster(m): 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
In a Restaurant.. Welcome sir .. Will you guys need a table sir?? NO we came to eat on the floor ..carpet for Five please.. 233 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Y do u like money? I was lyk, wic kin question b dis? [sub][/sub] 8 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Wakins(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You see me eating bread nd still ask me 'what am i eating' ? Na stone i dey chop 6 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by Janiobi(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Cooking in your room and some friends of yours just walked into the room seeing you turning the food and what they all say his ... Nah you dey cook?... 7 Likes |
Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by SenatorTobijah(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
You all Dressed and you are heading out someone sees u and ask, are u going out? Reply; no I want to start training for the 1000m olympic race 6 Likes |
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