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Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:09pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File No: 005 Name: Studio CFR Code name: Stud no offeince Age: N/L (guess 1000yrs) Height: Midget Planet of origin: Unknown Specialty: Undercover Despoiling Caution: Don’t befriend Weapon: Jokes
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:15pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File No: 001 Name: Ben10 Code name: Thread locker Age: Unknown Height: Unknown too Planet of origin: Mercury Specialty: Stealing of pants and boxers Weapon: locker Caution: Be friendly and don’t allow him to visit
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File No: 004 Name: Idowuogbo Code name: Ido honey Age: N/L (guess 1000yrs) Height: Midget Planet of origin: Unknown Specialty: Undercover Despoiler Caution: Don’t befriend Weapon: The tongue
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:04pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File No: 002 Name: Efemena_xy Code Name: Teddy Bear Age: 730 light years Height:5’6” Planet of origin: Earth Specialty: Destroyer of men’s race Caution: Don’t allow her to say hello or look into ur eyes Weapon: Mind bug (Sticks to ur thinking and makes to make mistakes
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:06pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File no: 003 Name: Cynthoney Code: Hardy Age:820 years Height:5’ Planet of origin: Mars Specialty: Same as Efe Caution: Don’t disrespect Weapon: Hip lock (when una don dey she go lock, no shaking) NO DEFINED PICTURE |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 2:07pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
File No: 005 Name: Tanimz Age: N/L (guess 5yrs) Height: Unknown Planet of origin: Juipter Specialty: Dehumanizes and makes people have low esteem Caution: Jxt stroll by Weapon: Same as Idowuogbo
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Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 2:40pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Mtcheew |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by CArt(m): 3:06pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
What is Mtcheew? |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 3:29pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Odunnu u get critical problem jor |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
And you?shey na analytical solution you get? Dress back jwor,no pour me spit again |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 3:49pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Instead wey u go hapi say na only mtchewww i give u for time wasted,u get mouth to speak bekee 1 Like |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 4:33pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Odunnu u no happy say person like me dey pour spit for ur face. Abeg no try triple post while responding sha |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
If I triple post 4u,na because you dull and I want my msg to sink in. Oya,dress dress dress dey go back. Mtchewww |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 7:55pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Lol what if i don't . U go push me or what? U hve to do it(ask me to move outta ur way) amicably or . . . . . . Or I wont |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by dammizz(m): 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
tschewww, bones has succeeded in wasting ma 5 mins but u r not 2 blame though, @ least u begged me not 2 open d damn thread but I did. Better get back 2 kuvukiland, tschewww |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by Odunnu: 8:01pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
I don comot there tey tey,u stil dey dey make noise. Oshi |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 8:29pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Oya Odunnu e don do. No post again b4 . . . . . |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 12:16am On Oct 29, 2010 |
<gigglez uncontrollably!> Hey!! Nice Jokes! I like 'em all!! |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by tanimz(f): 2:33am On Oct 29, 2010 |
Mr.Bones: Laff wan kill me! Where did you get your information from? The only thing you got right was my name. Shame on you, Mr.Bones! Shame on you! |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 12:02pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Mr.Bones: I am truly flattered vicks |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:01pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
I guess ur right height abi? |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:09pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
^^Nope - but I love to induldge you sha |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:16pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Lol @guess(i meant guessed) . Indulge me as in? |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:19pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
don't get ahead of yourself with me go settle your quarell with ID she's ma friend too u know. . . |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:23pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Me quarrel wif that breastless human being ? God forbid **circles hand over and snaps the finger** Tufiakwa!! |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:32pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
<sighs> if u can talk about her like that, then I guess it's just a matter of time b/4 u go begin talk about Efe like that too abi?? |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:39pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Whatevs. I'm jxt tired and not in the mood(been busy all night tru morning). U can say all u want, do all u want and sigh all u want. |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:43pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
tut, tut, tut go sleep man!! I sure say manga go pay u dis tym |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:46pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Maga not manga. Not ma type of biz(eventhough i'm been tempted by buddies and circumstances). Thats ur theory i guess. U know one thing, i'm blessed wif the power of prediction(i'm not bragging either). So . . . NVM |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by EfemenaXY: 1:54pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
okay, I hear you now go 'n rest pls seeing as you've been er. . .programming all night (on your phone) |
Re: Pls Don"t Open Cos U Might Laugh Off your Head by MrBones2(m): 1:58pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Sorry i lied sha(in the morning). I was @ . . . . . **runs off to have . . . . ** |
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