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| Marriage Profits! by cexplorer(m): 11:21pm On May 14, 2011 |
MARRIAGE PROFITS! My name is James Oluwafemi Adams. I am a Marriage Counsellor and Clinical Theologian with over 27 years wealth of practical experiences as a husband, father, clergy and speaker. I earn my living offering Marriage Counselling, running Marriage Seminars and Family Arbitration consultancy since 1993. I have worked as a senior lecturer, dean of a bible college known as Peniel Bible College and the administrator of a notable church in Lagos before I resigned to start my not-for-profit Marriage Ministry! I developed a passion to raise a team of seasoned, proficient and professional Marriage Specialists with practical know-how of an ideal home beyond the theoretical approach of most clergymen in our Christian Churches today. My aim and objective is to train and empower as many as are divinely inspire to offer services in the field of marriage and family. Do you consider yourself a tool in God’s hand to helping people with marriage problems yet making money? Here comes an opportunity for you to be trained and empowered as a marriage expert. I am most delighted holding you by the hand in a one-on-one practical training session that trains and empowers you as a competent Marriage Counsellor and Family Arbitrator. I here proudly invite you to visit my website and see how this programme works. Log on now to http://www.gracefem.com Are you getting married, newly married, having issues with your marriage or going through marital pressure for which you need a just, fair, godly, balanced and practical counsel? Visit http://www.gracefem.com and find answer to your question. Do you know somebody whose marriage is being threatened with separation or divorce; who has done everything possible without a positive resolve? Help such a person by inviting him or her to visit http://www.gracefem.com |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Blazay(m): 9:44am On May 15, 2011 |
Do you know somebody whose marriage is being threatened with separation or divorce; who has done everything possible without a positive resolve? Help such a person by inviting him or her to visit http://www.gracefem.com Yesssssoh! Mine is always threatened by Nairaland and other cyber 'evo' spirits!  In short. . . it is so baaaaaaaaaad that divorce is the only option right now. So my husband has moved downstairs. . . while I inhabit the upper levels of the house. The children stay in the middle level. I use the front door to go in and out of the house. . . he uses the back door. At night, we sneak into each other's beds for a little actionand marriage 'frrrrrrringe benefits'  . . . then return to our 'bases'. . . No wahala I say.  Divorce has different 'levos' ke. No need to go to court. This is not a church matter sir.  |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by harakiri(m): 10:53am On May 15, 2011 |
Marriage profits? I didn't know marriage had any "profits". What are these "profits" marriage offers that can't be gotten WITHOUT the marriage? Hmmm? |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Blazay(m): 11:21am On May 15, 2011 |
^^^ Only when you experience it would you know. It is a spiritual thing. Narrow is the path. . . and slippery is the way. . .paved with thorns. But. . . . still. . . yet? Nothing like it. |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by harakiri(m): 12:24pm On May 15, 2011 |
@blazay. . . Really? If it's so "heavenly" and "spiritual" as you claim, why are there so many broken marriages everywhere? And why are most these divorcees not eager to remarry and they actually advice those close not to consider it? The whole "spiritual" aspect you mentioned comes from the bond that establishes itself after being with someone for a period of time. Even victims of kidnaping tend to bond with their abductors to the extent of feeling sorry for them or aiding their escape (there's a medical term for it. . . Look it up) |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by ifyalways(f): 1:13pm On May 15, 2011 |
@Op,are u asking a question or dropping statement  Anywayz,benefits of marriage IMO includes(but not limited): Constant and steady "legal" Knacking.(top of the list for moi)lol. Companion to share pains and gains,ups and downs. |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Nobody: 4:01pm On May 15, 2011 |
harakiri: Will you just . . . Shut up  Thank you! |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by harakiri(m): 4:08pm On May 15, 2011 |
Ujujoan: What's the problem with you? Let me guess. . .that time of the month? Why don't you chew on raw beans and sip Andrews antacid mixed with vodka so nairalanders can have some peace? Hmmm? |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 15, 2011 |
harakiri: I was just asking for a favour . . . . so Nlders can be spared your crap at least for today. You hate women, you hate marriage bla bla bla . , we already know. You don't have to keep repeating yourself, only parrots do that. Why don't you take a walk, it'll clear your head a lil. |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by harakiri(m): 5:07pm On May 15, 2011 |
@ujujoan. . . Take it easy. I know it bothers you that a broda spits the truth about the bondage called marriage and your insecurities make you feel the army of single guys who read my posts will buy into that. Do not worry love, there will always be wimps who think eternal happiness lies within marriage. As a side note i love women (i love you too). What i detest are their manipulative,double standards and unecessary drama that send young men to their early graves. I DON'T hate marriage but i do know it's lost its essence,creed and true purpose in today's "civilized" society (and i know deep down you know this but will deny it till hell freezes over). Once again, i love women including yourself. What do you say? Hugs? |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Blazay(m): 5:29pm On May 15, 2011 |
harakiri: Because the world is full of mentally unstable people with a lot of 'religion' without spirtuality. Only mentally unstable people get married and then get divorced. After getting divorced. . . they remain the same people they are not? That should NEVER have gotten married in THE FIRST PLACE!  When you experience 'true love'. . . IT CAN NEVER BE DUPLICATED. Only a very few are priviledged to experience this. I have. It is the ultimate spirituality. . . Trust me. And why are[b] most [/b] these divorcees not eager to remarry and they actually advice those close not to consider it? FALSETTO! Only people who got it right the first time NEVER wish to re-marry. It is only a sense of failure and desperation that make MOST people wish to re-marry. To find iinner peace and reduce the overwhelming amount of misery/emotional turbulence within.The whole "spiritual" aspect you mentioned comes from the bond that establishes itself after being with someone for a period of time. Absolutely correct! Not only that. . .if you have created another human being. . .as in a child with another human being, that is the ultimate spirituality. You are joined FOREVER! Even victims of kidnaping tend to bond with their abductors to the extent of feeling sorry for them or aiding their escape (there's a medical term for it. . . Look it up) I am glad you have a new concept of 'marriage'. Thanks for this perspective. You could not have described the whole marriage affair more succinctly. It is a hostage crisis situation. . . in which you learn to 'love' and 'cherish' your abductors who have become your spouse and CHILDREN. I mean. . .no escape.It is veeeeeeeerry, veeeeeeeerry obvious that you have never been with someone who showed you true love. . . I mean true love that passeth ALL understanding. I will 'endeavour' to keep you in my prayer list. |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Blazay(m): 5:45pm On May 15, 2011 |
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-marriage-matrimony-benefits.html On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. Mu he he he he he he True word! True word! True word! http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.would.you.remarry.htm A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" Mu he he he he he he |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by harakiri(m): 5:59pm On May 15, 2011 |
@blazay. . . It's glaringly obvious that your views are governed by religious dogmas and i am anything but religious. You say divorcees are "mentally unstable" people and i'm pretty sure there's an army of single parents on nairaland that think otherwise. The fact that you live in fantasy island today doesn't mean you don't have the chance to wake up to harsh realities tomorrow. Remember, nobody gets married hoping for failure but shyt happens. Years from now, you could be one of those men who open threads such as "MY WIFE IS PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR! WHAT DO I DO?" or "MY WIFE HAS GIVEN ME STD". Further more, i have LOVED someone and i was loved back for over 4 years and during that time, i didnt as much as think of another woman not to talk of cheating, so please. . .spare me the patronage. The whole "love" thing is a phase and nothing more plus people's perception of what "love" means is determined by what society thinks it is e.g the media and religious bodies. It's all a facade broda and even though you are a victim of this brainwashing, you will wake up one day to ice cold reality. Mark my words! Nuff said! ! ! |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by ifyalways(f): 8:56pm On May 15, 2011 |
LMAO@Blazay putting someone in her"prayer list" Today is a good day indeed Angels rejoice today Harakiri is saved! lolz |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Blazay(m): 12:39am On May 16, 2011 |
ifyalways: And who told you I don't pray? Ask those I have 'prayed' for huh? See the blessings unmeasured they have received? Ammo have to do something about you one of these days. harakiri: Negative. You must be mistaking me for someone else. You say divorcees are "mentally unstable" people and i'm pretty sure there's an army of single parents on nairaland that think otherwise. The fact that you live in fantasy island today doesn't mean you don't have the chance to wake up to harsh realities tomorrow. Remember, nobody gets married hoping for failure but shyt happens. I reckon they(your single parents on NL) would think otherwise. Well. . .still on the subject of the 'mentally-unstable'. . . . I have never lived in a 'fantasy' island. The reason I succeed in ANYTHING I set out to do including marriage. Anyone that gets married would be foolish not to anticipate divorce as a possible outcome down the road. I would love to point out to you that SOME if not MOST people get into marriage as 'emotional' divorcees and outrightly delusional. . . in the first place. . . hoping and praying for a more desireable outcome. . . "By The Grace Of God" of course. The God of both "Posssibilities" and "Impossibilities". Harsh realities or not. . . NOT SCARED OF DIVORCE. . . .the memories will be cherished. They have been dannnnnnnn goood ones. . . .enough to last me a life time and some change. Years from now, you could be one of those men who open threads such as "MY WIFE IS PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR! WHAT DO I DO?" or "MY WIFE HAS GIVEN ME STD". Further more, i have LOVED someone and i was loved back for over 4 years and during that time, i didnt as much as think of another woman not to talk of cheating, so please. . .spare me the patronage. Oh dia. Have you ever heard of the song. . . "Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdzbjUWu2VU People change you know and no condition is permanent. Any wise soul would anticipate that for every beginning, there is an end. All we can hope and pray for is a good end. Till then. . . I will not join you in your 'doomsday' prophesies of sour matrimonies. Why fix it if it ain't broke is my motto. The whole "love" thing is a phase and nothing more plus people's perception of what "love" means is determined by what society thinks it is e.g the media and religious bodies. [b]It's all a facade broda[/b] and even though you are a victim of this brainwashing, you will wake up one day to ice cold reality. Mark my words! Nuff said! ! ! Nuff said? *with the rise and fall of my eyebrows*. . . you wish. There's more so liss'in up! No wonder you were only in love for 4 years till your woman ran away. You may have never looked at other women. . . maybe you shuda. You would not be acting like the proverbial 'hell hath no fury like a man cuckolded P-L-A-Y-A-S(male or female) never finish last you know. . . worst case scenario. . .no winners, no losers. . .1:1. . .DRAW! )Love does not mean 'suffocation'. If it flies and never returns. . . it was never meant to be. You enjoy the memories and let go. . . You only mourn and bury them for a week as in MOVE ON!!! Obviously, you never have or you have poor coping mechanisms. When you love someone. . . you NEVER stop loving them. If you do. . . then it was never love. It may hurt. . . but you NEVER stop loving 'em. Are you capable of understanding such a concept? In the spiritual terms I ask. . .? Check yourself bro! |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Nobody: 10:03am On May 16, 2011 |
ifyalways: ROTFLMAO harakiri: Awwww . . . . he got his heart broken. Poor you . . . .  Don't worry, AJ has you in her 'prayers'! Lol harakiri: That would make a difference to me if I was looking . . . . . But I'm not! Don't worry, I'll 'pray' for you too . . . |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by armyofone(m): 1:34pm On May 16, 2011 |
i just loved the title. Marriage profits! i love just that. who want sufferhead marriage? not me ofc. financial profit oh YEAH, which other holy ghost profit kwa! i know somebody ooo infact sef people. they just need the good word of encouragement i mean tell us not to go easy into the night cuz it's starry ooo anyway, my own be this, pay my hefty dowry and act like a real man in the marriage i mean you don sit and read paper or lazy around but a real man with head on his shoulder (no complaint )you mess and it stinks, you are out of the house, thank God for 9 1 1 marriage profit, i dey that side o. thank God for the new generation of ladies |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by dayokanu(m): 2:05pm On May 16, 2011 |
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| Re: Marriage Profits! by cexplorer(m): 5:35pm On May 16, 2011 |
I was in the ocean of marriage trouble for 25 years (1983-2008) before God finally paddled the boat of my marriage to the shore of peace and comfort. He had put me in the school of marriage for 25 years, using my home for practical marriage analysis and experimentations. Dr. Sunny Obazu-Ojeagbeze, Publisher of the Nigeria’s number one Multiple Streams of Income “Success Digest Extra!” Newspaper teaches that one’s negative encounters and experiences in life could be converted to cash. I agree with him but rather than I, converting my negative marriage encounters and experiences to cash, I wish to dedicate it to millions of people in my old shoes, putting smiles on their faces while YOU, the reader of this piece makes fortunes from my expertise. So, I here submit that you can profit from the marriage industry without being married. That's what I here offer to teach you! |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by Bawss1(m): 5:54pm On May 16, 2011 |
@ OP For a marriage counselor your nairaland ID sure is catchy. Cexplorer |
| Re: Marriage Profits! by cexplorer(m): 2:08pm On May 17, 2011 |
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