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Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 7:53am On Mar 28, 2015
Irrespective of who wins saturday's election;

~ we probably still won't have 6000 megawatts of electricity by 2019.

~ there might still be at least 2 strikes before 2020.

~ gaari will still never be sold at #20 per derica.

~ ponmo will still be cheaper than beef.

~ your landlord will not reduce his rent.

~ your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years.

~ I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use.

~ MC OLUOMO will still control Oshodi.

~ DSTV will not reduce Monthly subscription.

~ MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges.

The list is unending.. buh one thing is super certain:
YOUR HUSTLE WILL ALWAYS PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE.
Just VOTE.
Don't impose your opinion on us.
GEJ is a Lion.. Buhari is a Wolf.. Even we sef no be sheep.. We are a Lawless Lot..

Irrespective of who wins.. Just gimme Peace... cos I need to go out on Monday to get my daily bread.
VOTE RIGHT AND SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!!! wink

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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 7:56am On Mar 28, 2015
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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by DahtzFestjayz: 8:01am On Mar 28, 2015
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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by falconey(m): 8:01am On Mar 28, 2015
# your Girlfriend will still not give you sex without money or material things.
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by daviesdavy: 8:04am On Mar 28, 2015
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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by imbless: 8:04am On Mar 28, 2015
correct talk my brother.
fp tins
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 8:05am On Mar 28, 2015
falconey:

# your Girlfriend will still not give you sex without money or material things.

Lol
That one still follow
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by chidekings(m): 8:05am On Mar 28, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Irrespective of who wins saturday's election;

~ we probably still won't have 6000 megawatts of electricity by 2019.

~ there might still be at least 2 strikes before 2020.

~ gaari will still never be sold at #20 per derica.

~ ponmo will still be cheaper than beef.

~ your landlord will not reduce his rent.

~ your salary will most likely remain the same for another couple of years.

~ I will still have to pay for electricity that I'll never get to use.

~ MC OLUOMO will still control Oshodi.

~ DSTV will not reduce Monthly subscription.

~ MTN will not give you FREEBIES without hidden charges.

The list is unending.. buh one thing is super certain:
YOUR HUSTLE WILL ALWAYS PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE.
Just VOTE.
Don't impose your opinion on us.
GEJ is a Lion.. Buhari is a Wolf.. Even we sef no be sheep.. We are a Lawless Lot..

Irrespective of who wins.. Just gimme Peace... cos I need to go out on Monday to get my daily bread.
VOTE RIGHT AND SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!!! wink
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 8:06am On Mar 28, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
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daviesdavy:
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U guyz are too old for this na undecided
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by eyinjuege: 8:16am On Mar 28, 2015
True talk my brother. No polithiefian is worth anyone's blood.
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Nobody: 8:22am On Mar 28, 2015
Lemme add mine:

-1Dollar will never equate 1Naira

-Petrol price will never be less than N80

-50% of graduates will still be unemployed

-A piece of tom tom will still be N10

-Politicians will still continue embezzling our money. . .

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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by ConfessionsNgr: 8:23am On Mar 28, 2015
Lets #VoteNotFight
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by olafunny(m): 8:31am On Mar 28, 2015
No time, voting starts here.

LIKE 4 BUHARI...
SHARE 4 JONATHAN...

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Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 8:47am On Mar 28, 2015
Orijin101:
Lemme add mine:

-1Dollar will never equate 1Naira

-Petrol price will never be less than N80

-50% of graduates will still be unemployed

-A piece of tom tom will still be N10

-Politicians will still continue embezzling our money. . .

True Talk
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by Slimzjoe(m): 8:49am On Mar 28, 2015
olafunny:
No time, voting starts here.

LIKE 4 BUHARI...
SHARE 4 JONATHAN...

Thiz matter no concern GMB or GEJ abeg
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by olafunny(m): 8:56am On Mar 28, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Thiz matter no concern GMB or GEJ abeg
but e concern election grin
Re: Honest Facts About Today's Election by sparkleboy(m): 9:03am On Mar 28, 2015
Truth.

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