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Politics / Re: Moment Policemen Dragged Portable To Police Station Over G-Wagon Debt (Video) by Yankee101: 5:20am
Celebrity na by force?
The fake life too much
Even some robbers no get this kinda disgrace
Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Pickieox(m): 5:19am
Zonefree:

Imagine sending his younger brother and father to beg a Nigerian girlfriend undecided

My problem is with the father. Why should an old man condescend that low? He's in the position to instill self love to his son, but he failed.

I won't be happy having my sister marry into a family like that. Tueh!


One chilled Heineken for you✅ Your comment of: "....He's in the position to instill self love to his son, but he failed...." really speaks a lot.
Autos / Re: Brandnew Keke Is Now 2.6 Million Naira by Hezzyluv: 5:19am
AskNgige2:


Me I drive from 9am to 4pm I close


From 9am to 4pm? You are really trying ooo
I stay in Lagos. By 9am some days, I have already made like 6k or 7k. That is, if I should start 9am, it's considered I started late.

Which ever time you choose to start work, just make sure you have plenty time for yourself to relax n eat good food.

God go bless our hustle and change we story.
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by larride(m): 5:18am
Jokic just dey cook everybody. Gobert o, KAT o, Naz o, everyone dey collect.
Politics / Re: RIVERS CRISIS:PDP Group Call On Party Leaders To Expel WIKE For Sabotaging Party by SaiOba: 5:18am
Making it official is the best. He is the reason everyone is leaving the party..
obaidan:
they should not expel him, he is already a prodigal son in PDP

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Business / Re: Closing My Zenith Bank Account Tomorrow by zedegit: 5:18am
Tesclaros:
Good evening all, As I am typing this, I have tried for several hours early this evening to transfer some funds to my Opay and it keeps reversing all my transfer. Zenith has really frustrated my life since when we had the naira scarcity and i think i have had enough of them. Right now I want to close down my account and move to a better bank with good internet banking. Kindly advise me on a better bank that can give out hardware token to a savings account immediately an account is opened. Thank you

Who no sabi say opay dey get problem? Opay wey CBN don ban dem to take new customers. Naim you dey para so?

Better apologise to Zenith cos say dem wan prevent make your money no loss.
Politics / Inside Life: Nwa-ike On The Mud, How A Close Asiwaju Confidant Deceived Him! by BigkokoRep: 5:18am
First of all, let me start by appreciating Asiwaju whose political tactics is akin to that of a hyena, for cutting down to size his helper, the man who single handedly stole Rivers Mandate for Asiwaju. Be patient I will explain at the end of this epistle why Asiwaju as an hyena is especially useful to Obidients. Four key persons instrumental to his presidency is gone! Nwa-ike, Hell rufai, the white lion and gandollar!

The man used to deceive the ex Gov of Rivers is a baby alligator trying to be seen as full fledged Cro in Aso Rock! Let's call him oga X. I will explain.

We must appreciate oga X for deceiving our loquacious drunk who thinks through a mouthful of badly cooked corns 🌽 that yesterday, today and tomorrow begins and ends with him, and that his planned war chest from Rivers coffer will stay till 2027 when he will reignite his desire to be one of the three main principals in Nigeria! But fate had other Plans. Indeed, whenever there's a rise, expect a leveler, bow out or fall! Our dear Ikwerre abi Bini immigrant would have non of this steady principle of power!

During the beginning of this 25BN monthly remittance from Rivers coffer saga, oga D thought he's got a great team of friends in the person of CoS. Our oga D aptly turned into a Sissy swotty school boy, dancing to a weird tune only him and Baterians strangely enough, derive joy dancing....."Tinubu....on your mandate we stand!"..... hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣. How ignorant can a two term govnor be!
You're fighting to keep on receiving 25BN monthly for the next four years.....for what? To fight Asiwaju? Or Are you planning to start an Ikwerre/Bini war with Nigeria? Have this man forgotten the first principle of kingship? All kings must turn against any king maker who Plans to build a war chest. If you are loyal, you must depend.on the war chest of the king maker and be grateful with what ever he gives you. This is why Asiwaju refused any concessions, contract from Buhari 8 yrs in office. But our dear wants to be in FCT and Also in Port Harcourt.....you go explain tire, nothing go come out!

When oga D rushed to seek Asiwaju help to tame his run away Impala; Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa, he forgot that oga X would ask what the heck was the agreement prior to the conflict. Fubarachukwu aptly spilled the beans: oga wants 25 B every month from me. To fight you guys in 2027.....do you want that? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get the drift now?

Now, we must tame him using his weaknesses. Remove the most potent tool he has on his hand first: the House of Assembly members, then let his political godson finish the job. Stand aloof. Support neither side. Be neutral because naturally given the situation, Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa would win! Tell them to defect to prove his and their loyalty. Vroom like dog wey cunt dey scratch, all of them in a life video defected. As if everything was simply working against him. Nobody dragged PDP leadership with him, because they just want the bad fruit to fall by itself...this is it! He's neither having the leadership of APC or PDP in Rivers. All thanks to oga X!

Truly, oga D is not that smart given that he was an agbero before Odili and Ameachi took pity on him and made something out of his frustrations! But one thing he really failed to understand Tinubu hates people without strategy; this is why PO scares the shit outta him!
Ask Asari Dokubo. The alabo of 🐟 fish pond is crying. Truly Asiwaju wants to help the werey, but the he's gat no tact. without tact, you can get contract or money. Ask Oluomo. National Politics is beyond gathering Agbo drinking uneducated riffraffs and giving them tasks to steal ballot boxes. Ask Fashola, his pet gov. Beyond the hubris of this & that, the man gat no tact....the list is endless. One thing you can not take away from Asiwaju is his good understanding of the Mafia Creed: Stay away from the dumb, they will rub it on you. This is one of the reason why Reno is not funded despite throwing his head, hand and blocus to whitewash an Aegean stable. This is also why the likes of hellions and other jobless, tactless goons resident in nairaland are left to suffer hunger and penury! Shishi no go come out until you prove you are useful, and without ambition!

This is also why Asiwaju is fixated on HE Peter Obi... PO understands the power of Politics: stay close to your ambition, but closer to your voting base! Asiwaju lacks this. After many years of ruling or dictating who rule Lagos, he lost Lagos to PO in a simple test of popularity with PO. Asiwaju stayed close to his ambition but refused to stay close to the people. The people never forgets!

For now, Nwa-ike, son of struggle will lose because oga X threw him under the bus, long before he knew. Fubarachukwu is just doing a mopping up to finish the job on him. If he still has sense, by now, he will realize that na Asiwaju run am street no be Fubarachukwu Simieyinwa!

Note: Oga X is one time legal practioner in the US, a two or three time Rep member and currently the capo enforcer for Asiwaju in Aso Rock!
Autos / Re: Registered Honda Accord (european Spec) - 2004 @ N850,000.00 by Bonapart(m): 5:17am
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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by Roland17(m): 5:17am
I mean just look at that Jokic bucket just now.. The footwork…
Politics / Re: Again, Peter Obi Knelt Down For Sule Lamido by RonuFools: 5:17am
Difrent:


Shut up

When they insult PBAT its okay and they are well fed.
But the moment we insult Ekuke back, na premium tears and hunger bad ( abeg stop disrespecting the memory of a great nairalander)

Yeye
Hungry man, na hunger and poverty go finally quench your senseless brain
Your useless Emilokan that you are supporting on an empty stomach doesn't know that you are existing sef
Keep on fooling yourself. Zombie without functioning brain
Romance / Re: Thank God Many Nigerians Are Illiterate by ChizzyBuna(m): 5:17am
TheFinesseKid:
Oga sttfu and learn. It has nothing to do with illiteracy. You're the one sounding like the literate illiterate here. Nawa
No dey call your papa illiterate
Politics / Re: RIVERS CRISIS:PDP Group Call On Party Leaders To Expel WIKE For Sabotaging Party by SaiOba: 5:17am
That tout of an ex gominor.. needs to be expelled with immediate affect. It's long overdue. He is a very big lousy shameless and selfish political chess player. His Excellency SIM already checkmate his every move.. All he has now is only the federal might move. There is a checkmate for that too. He is going to self-destroy himself the more with any other move.. so itt's better He faces his FCT appointment jejely and leave HE SIM Fubara to give good governance to the Rivers people..
Politics / Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by greatseed: 5:17am
Throwback:
Reno has already advised both Atiku and his boy, Obi.

Political prostitutes eventually become cheesy perennial losing candidates.

Atiku and Obi political body count just dey grow without achieving the most sought after job that Tinubu landed on his very first attempt.
Na true you talk ooo! Desperacy of Obi & Atiku is shameful. Imagine even when the present govt is less than a year old, they are already running Helter skelter after wasting millions of Naira up to supreme court. Money they can use to support their village kinsmen. Atiku & Obi can never rule Nigeria. I dnt know of anyone else. But those two are sore loosers cheesy
Politics / Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by Adaisback(f): 5:17am
favor914:
Only igbos will see nothing wrong, just like Nnamdi Kanu is not a Terrorist to Ohaneze?
someone said you are abnormal , I agree with him and am never going to dignify you again with my reply

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Politics / Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by Diligence: 5:17am
We know believe that Mr Peter Obi is really a Tsunami according to His Royal Highness - Dearly Beloved Oni of Ife. The Rock - Ex-Guv Ayodele Peter Fayose also warned.

Guz: when you see reactions about whom Mr Peter Obi visits, just know that those people know how such nationalistic Strategies would yield avalanche of results to the betterment of millions of Nigerian people who have suffered untold hardship.

Mr Peter Obi has attained mastery in national unity & politics. The way we see am hey, there's no stopping MPO. His mantra: "I JUST WANT TO SEE NIGERIA WORK!" resonates with all tongues, age, gender, religions, poor or rich, small or big, tribes, & creed!

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Travel / Experience The Best Of Bangalore On A Rental Bike by OnroadzBikeRent(m): 5:17am
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Travel / Re: Finding A Wife In Cartagena, Colombia + Small Giveaway by Bongadu: 5:16am
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Politics / Re: Between Oseni Rufai And The Govt Supporter by Difrent: 5:16am
OredoPikin:

Everyone has the right to criticise the office of the presidency
Its called holding them accountable.
We all did it to Jonathan, Buhari, etc
But the yorubas will attack your personal life when u talk about the failure of this govt. Na the same Yoruba carried out all the negative jibes against GEJ govt.
And when you turned back to attack them, they will call you headless mob, enemy of Nigeria 🤣
Hypocrisy taken to another level.
I wondered how they think they can defend Tinubu this way🤦‍♂️
Only Yoruba votes cannot give Tinubu the presidency and if they think he can easily rigged like they did in 2023, they should think again
It is better Tinubu start implementing policies that will be beneficial and have direct impact on the people
Doing propaganda, tribal politics wont help anything at the long run. It will only be a short bait as his incompetence is already been exposed even down to the North

You gave people chances for 8 years each but want you hang pbat after 9 months, does that even make sense?

You be small pikin and most of your Obidients are naive, can't blame you most of you only got to vote first time in 2023 so your political immaturity can be excused.
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by donlittle25: 5:16am
Roland17:


Kenny has “K- Legs”.

Chuck teases him that “The Dream” literally carried him throughout his carrier because there was no way he played basketball with those K-Legs..lol
Im surprised he made it to the league and played those year. grin. Now i see why chuck teases him like that. Leg yen ya weyrey gan
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Politics / Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by Adaisback(f): 5:15am
Dicoomoba:


He know than your dad and mum plus your obingo because charity begins at home Obingo charity is tore and torn how would anyone belive animals and his followers ,, he cursed himself by saying he will never leave APGA , lemme tell you fear liars and double standard People like Obi
I don't lecture nonetities like you. When real comes along, we then can talk

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by larride(m): 5:15am
A40:
2 pt deficit back to 5 pt lead.

This team will fvck with their opponents mentally

Immediate response.

They are not allowing ANT to get into flow and forcing others do the the shooting.

If not that Murray is ghosting, Nuggets should be up by at least 20.
Politics / Re: Every Governor In Rivers Fights The Next One; It's Spiritual Problem - Ibiyeomie by udede(m): 5:14am
jahsharon:


No, he can decide to be quiet, but this particular Pastor predicted last Presidential election, but God shamed him
River state pipu node stand for one place, how dare you expect him to take side ? Was Wike not of PDP but working for APC ? what are you seeing among the law makers and breakers of River state? Its hard to be sure of where their allegiance is. I think its their way of confusing the thunder and i think its also the way of all the South south. See their brother Asari, today he is supporting Tinubu another day na Tinubu be his problem, today he go talk say he be igbo and his papa name na Ediabali, tomorrow he go still talk say na Igbo people dey give am ulcers.

You go see a man with igbo first name and middle name and surname still say he nobi igbo because they see oil. tomorrow na the same people go dey aspire to lead Ohaneze . Asari wey no get igbo near his name say in papa be Ediabali. Mad pipu every where and sapele water no dey help matter at all.

So make una leave that pastor alone. He is one of the 5 remaining sane pipu in South south.
Politics / Re: FAAC: We Can’t Continue Using Bayelsa Money To Develop Other States – Diri by Beolly(m): 5:14am
Watianoengineer:



So it is not financial Laziness when all your tiny 5 South east states receive the same Niger delta oil money?
Lol thank God you can also decode where the guy who wrote that comes from. They love playing hide and seek game. He carefully omitted their 5 plot which is the same size as Oyo state
Romance / Re: Sucked A Married Woman by mmadu5(m): 5:14am
superCleanworks:


you fools need to learn how to write proper stories or hire an editor to help you balance your crap stories.
1. Jenny was not a road side babe that you just happened to pick in your ride, she is someone you known from work. You didn't notice the ring.

2.If You gave her a ride, that means she was sitting in the front passenger seat. From that position her left hand would be visible. Once again, you didn't see the wedding ring.

3. You didn't see the ring till after some kissing and smooching.

4. You are mad.

why are you being mean evil to me bro
Romance / Re: Sucked A Married Woman by mmadu5(m): 5:13am
superCleanworks:


you fools need to learn how to write proper stories or hire an editor to help you balance your crap stories.
1. Jenny was not a road side babe that you just happened to pick in your ride, she is someone you known from work. You didn't notice the ring.

2.If You gave her a ride, that means she was sitting in the front passenger seat. From that position her left hand would be visible. Once again, you didn't see the wedding ring.

3. You didn't see the ring till after some kissing and smooching.

4. You are mad.

why are you being a mean ass to me bro
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by A40(m): 5:13am
Jokic 4 straight assists. Damn

Murray has seen my post it seems.
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Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by humberjade: 5:12am
I don't understand this guy o, someone has been in close contact with a guy with whom she served, obviously with some s*xual encounters too. Now, she served with the guy in 2021, work in the same Fin Institution, and your relationship with her is 6 years... doesn't that tell you something? She has been cheating on you ever since, and during those times she was trying to find ways to catch you in the act of wrongdoing, she wanted a valid reason (excuse), no matter how little, to end the relationship.

Now she also wants you to be the one to end the relationship. 😅 She is just like a football club manager who has a mouth watering offer from a new club, but doesn't want to resign, starts a losing streak, waiting for his current club to boot him out so that he can collect a heavy payoff, in her own case, she wants to remain the victim till the end while still enjoying goodies ftom you. "He cheated on me, and still jilted me", werey girl.

May the hold she has on you be broken. Count your loses and move on.
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Tinubu Reject Meghan Markle And Prince Harry's Request by MASTAkiLLAh(m): 5:12am
They are no longer royals but rather ordinary private citizens, this visit was little more than a PR stunt for them which was largely successful in their own eyes. Tinubu's protocol guys would surely have told him the implications of hanging out with those people who have fallen off badly with Buckingham palace, it would seem we're encouraging their shenanigans. I support Tinubu not meeting with them cool
Politics / Re: Governor Alex Otti Inaugurates 10.98km Road Built By Gov Fubara(pics) by BALLOSKI: 5:12am
At least, Fubara has a road to his name already. Stop distracting him.

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