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News Is When... by Nobody: 12:38pm On Aug 24, 2012
following this recent news of a man chasing and biting a snake to death after being bit himself...i wanted to start up a chain of my, news is when

1) News is when, an Antelope chases a group of lions and kills one
2) News is when a man bites a snake to death...oh, that's stale...sorry
3) News is when a runs girl begs a boy and pays him for sex...i think this is stale too
4) News is when Horses start riding men
5) News is when...



...please, join me

Re: News Is When... by oderemo(m): 12:48pm On Aug 24, 2012
News is when this rub eeech get to front page.
I beg,.
Next.
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 1:30pm On Aug 24, 2012
Nairaland is not a newspaper, you are not my editor, am no journalist/ reporter...i do this for fun, since 2006! well, you commented, but you go from thread to thread with your emptiness anyway...enjoy...let me give you another dry joke
why don't you kiss my donkey
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 24, 2012
gmyguy: Nairaland is not a newspaper, you are not my editor, am no journalist/ reporter...i do this for fun, since 2006! well, you commented, but you go from thread to thread with your emptiness anyway...enjoy...let me give you another dry joke
why don't you kiss my donkey


Shut up! Shut up!!

After 50 viewer and no comment, someone commented and u are not happy.instead of thanking the mumu for posting, u are there typing rubbish...

Ungratful triangular headed he goat!
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 3:17pm On Aug 24, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Shut up! Shut up!!

After 50 viewer and no comment, someone commented and u are not happy.instead of thanking the mumu for posting, u are there typing rubbish...

Ungratful triangular headed he goat!
how old are you?
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 3:28pm On Aug 24, 2012
gmyguy: how old are you?


Ask google mumu!
Re: News Is When... by oderemo(m): 3:32pm On Aug 24, 2012
U do this 4 fun since 2006?
No wonder u are still in the circus .
Just stay in there clown.
The chief clown.
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 3:35pm On Aug 24, 2012
ode remo: U do this 4 fun since 2006?
No wonder u are still in the circus .
Just stay in there clown.
The chief clown.
MOGUL.O:



Ask google mumu!

the 2 of you are just anencephalic retards, and please google it so you know the meaning...idiota, i know you do these for fun...bunch of ingrates your lot.

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Re: News Is When... by oderemo(m): 3:46pm On Aug 24, 2012
Y dont u shut da fk up.
U posted ,we appraise, u then get worked up.
So wats yor firgging problem.
Su.k it. Maggot.
Will leave the last word to you.
Village clown.
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 5:00pm On Aug 24, 2012
ode remo: Y dont u shut da fk up.
U posted ,we appraise, u then get worked up.
So wats yor firgging problem.
Su.k it. Maggot.
Will leave the last word to you.
Village clown.
u still have the guts to keep replying...you this excuse for a swine
have you checked that word yet...spoiling my thread with your filth...must you comment...littering all the threads with your belch and slime...you disgust me so much...i cant see why anyone would have so much negativity...are you so unhappy with your life and just want to dump your baggage on every person you come across?
Re: News Is When... by Ajibel(m): 10:35am On Aug 25, 2012
watz dis thread all about?
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 10:53am On Aug 25, 2012
Ajibel: watz dis thread all about?
just read the first thread, some clowns spoilt it already
Re: News Is When... by oruchechuks(m): 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2012
news is when u defeat diz person spoiling ur post
Re: News Is When... by Ajibel(m): 8:06pm On Aug 25, 2012
gmyguy:
just read the first thread, some clowns spoilt it already

shocked shocked shocked

u behave like someone new here..jokes are what are being posted here not news lipsrsealed
Re: News Is When... by Gudintent: 8:12pm On Aug 25, 2012
News is when any of the Mods see this thread and move it to the games section wink
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 25, 2012
news is when 5o cents dances azonto in his new video
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 9:39pm On Aug 25, 2012
news is when Snoop went to jamaica and left as snoop lion

Re: News Is When... by vb0mb(m): 5:30am On Aug 26, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Shut up! Shut up!!

After 50 viewer and no comment, someone commented and u are not happy.instead of thanking the mumu for posting, u are there typing rubbish...

Ungratful triangular headed he goat!
this is the headline news.
Re: News Is When... by Nobody: 5:50am On Aug 26, 2012
vb0mb:
this is the headline news.
news is when you finally get into PDP...box head
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