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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:18pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
Men should be like Kleenex…soft, strong, and disposable |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:58pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:56pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
Impossibility is a language of the mediocrity |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 4:50pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
I'm at the stage where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:09pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
In the childhood memories of every good cook, there's a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom. If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:23pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
The great thing in this world is not so much where we are , but in what direction we are moving |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 9:11pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
My will shall shape the future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me or I can be lost in the maze. My choice; my responsibility; win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny *** Whenever we dream out loud, we’re criticized for being foolish by people who really have no idea how special we are. As a result, we crush our dreams without giving them half a chance." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:48pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
Its better to aim too high and fall short than to aim too low and succeed. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:15pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:46pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:23pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:37pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
I don’t at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. ~Oscar Wilde |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 7:00pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
I HOPE NO ONE DISSES ME FOR POSTING THIS. "TO ERR IS WOMAN, TO FORGIVE IS MAN" |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:11pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
na wah o HIV |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:12pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
"All Glory comes from Daring to Begin!" - "People with goals succeed because they know where they are going." |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:35pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben Bergor 1 Like |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:27pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act. Dr. George Crane |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:10pm On Apr 01, 2009 |
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:41am On Apr 02, 2009 |
Break down an impossible task to manageable size. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:49pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space." — Stephen Hunt
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:57pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Success is always to be found on the other side of fear. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:55am On Apr 04, 2009 |
Five great enemies to peace inhabit with us: avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride. If those enemies were to be banished, we should infallibly enjoy perpetual peace. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:35am On Apr 04, 2009 |
Keep true to the dreams of your youth. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:10pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
Patience and fortitude conquer all things. - Emerson |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:23pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
Constant effort and frequent mistakes are the stepping stones to genius. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:51pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
If it's illegal to "rock and roll", throw my ass in jail! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:55pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 9:38pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
If you really want something, you can figure out how to make it happen. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
When talking to your superiors, it's best to be like a G-string - brief, concise, and covering only the most important issues! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MojiEsther(f): 2:09pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
@ Kay9, Wao! I like dat! "Our adversity is the vehicle that drives us to our destiny" "The journey on foot is not equally fast for everybody" "The gentility of a tiger is not the sign of timidity" "A woman is like a teabag, you dont know how strong she is until you drop her into a tea pot" "Wife beating is a weak man's imitation of strength"- Charly boy. 'If fire can consume a tortoise with iron coat, how much more a chicken with feathered gown?' |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by yme1(f): 6:00pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
IF LIFE DOESNT MAKE YOU CRAZY, THEN WHY LIVING IT IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD, WE NEED TO CHANGE OURSELVES FIRST PROBLEMS ARE OPPORTUNITIES FOR CORRECTION SORROW IS ANOTHER PART OF LIFE A SOFT ANSWER TURNS AWAY WRATH, BUT GRIEVOUS WORDS STIR UP ANGER |
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