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Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by Detonatorrex(m): 11:44am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Mathematical postulation!!!!!! Equation 1 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 2 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 1 and Equation 2 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! ;DMathematical postulation!!!!!! Equation 1 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys Equation 2 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys To Conclude: From Equation 1 and Equation 2 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by PrettySpicey(f): 7:20pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
U just managed to make me fail Maths for the 2nd time in my life |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by emmaduks(m): 9:00am On Aug 08, 2013 |
4 ur mind u re joking right? |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by xynerise: 9:03am On Aug 08, 2013 |
Have you been taking cigarweed? 1 Like |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by Nobody: 9:18am On Aug 08, 2013 |
I Like the Idea |
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