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Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by Detonatorrex(m): 11:44am On Aug 07, 2013
Mathematical postulation!!!!!!
Equation 1
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 2
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 1 and Equation 2
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women
become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily
together! ;DMathematical postulation!!!!!!
Equation 1
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 2
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 1 and Equation 2
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women
become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily
together!
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by PrettySpicey(f): 7:20pm On Aug 07, 2013
U just managed to make me fail Maths for the 2nd time in my life sad
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by emmaduks(m): 9:00am On Aug 08, 2013
4 ur mind u re joking right?
Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by xynerise: 9:03am On Aug 08, 2013
Have you been taking cigarweed?

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Re: Mathematical Proof That Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys That Live Happily Together! by Nobody: 9:18am On Aug 08, 2013
I Like the Idea cheesy

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