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Wot Wil U Do If You Wake Up To Realise U'v Bin Jazzed Into A Marriage 4 15 Years / I Think She Jazzed Me! / Jazzed Compound,pls Help. (2) (3) (4)
| Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 11:36am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Girlfriend Travels to Naija for 3 weeks. . . Returns and reveals all your live's secrets to you  She says she visited her PASTOR and he revealed everything to her. You're totally freaked out and feeling jazzed out, do you stay or run for dear life?? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by HRhotness(f): 11:37am On Aug 15, 2008 |
wow. . . freaky!  |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Easybaby(f): 11:40am On Aug 15, 2008 |
hmmm  |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nautillus(m): 11:42am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Pastors' aren't fotunetellers please coin your stories better |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 11:50am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Nautillus: Didnt say they were, next time u ought to read clearly before posting your thoughts. . . And its not just a story, its happening real! |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nautillus(m): 12:13pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi: her PASTOR of 3 WEEKS revealed ALL YOUR live's SecretYeah right . . . .Na Una go first go church Oga, you better ask YOUR GALFRIEND with plenty "abeg" make she tell you where she go get all your info from. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Genuine(m): 12:35pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
If and when things start going deep she comes up with such information and claims pastor told her, i will seriously question her actions and if the answer is not satisfactory, i will become wary of her before she starts feeding me whatever the babalawo gave her. But which kind of secrets did she tell you about that is worrying u sef, what if she is just guesing nko? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by tope2000(f): 12:58pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
ok  |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by superstan(m): 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi: this is not enough damage to make a man run. sit her down and warn her severely never to do such freaky thing again. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nobody: 1:55pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
What's so freaky about it? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by ssRhino: 1:57pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
I will run and break all olympic records and even the world record sef, cos a woman like that cld contact such pastor and they will use remote control to control all i do and say, and i will then be like a muppet. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by superstan(m): 2:00pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
i cannot imagine a girl telling me stories of my past and what will happen in future. remote control---can that happen when the guy is fully aware the girl has been visiting spiritualists? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi:and u believe her? hehe  how on earth could u believe such a thing?the pastor is not God is he? if I were u I wouldn'tbelieve it seriously |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
superstan: Okay, there are the things I know I told her and there are many things i didnt even mention. She's gone to naija and returned with very clear descriptions of all my past girlfriends, their names and dimensions, their good and bad sides, why we split etc. . . She even drew up a graph showing how close they were to my heart accordingly. She's come up with data about my family that i never told her, secrets that i kept extremely secret. . . About my dad, my mum, etc Secrets about mischievious things i've done as a kid and as an adult. She's told me about strange dreams i've had over the years - and she was quite accurate. She even mentioned a few things about the future! Beat that! As true as she was, i denied everything and made them look false so she's a bit confused with herself right now while i ponder on my next moves. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Njenje: 2:11pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi: Without a doubt, i will run for my life - that is very spooky |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by superstan(m): 2:13pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi: dump her, but no so fast. sling her along like nothing has happened and deliver the news in 3 weeks. u are not yet engaged and she is seeking spiritual help to unravel you. what happens when u marry her? good luck. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by kissangel1: 2:26pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
God help we pickin o. did the pastor say you both belonged to each other? because if so then na by force by fire and without your permission |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
kiss_angel: The pastor even asked some questions, and he honestly thinks i will answer them |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by superstan(m): 2:41pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi: this is very common about nigerian girls. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by lucabrasi(m): 2:55pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
@topic i dont know where your girlfriend went but there are men of GOD who can do that,go and google the name "pastor odiri idahosa"he is a pentecostal pastor and came to my church in manchester, he will prophecy with such accuracy that he will quote your exact mobile number,and specific bullet points, and for anyone that ll say they planned it,she actually prophesised for a girl i know personally,and i know the gurl is not a church person at all and was not even planning to come to the programme at all cause i know her that much, another name is evangelist boateng, marriage is a very important step in ones life,especially for a girl who needs to know that u are serious,compatible e.t.c so people might come on here especially girls and say its rubbish but trust me 1 in every 3 girls will take ur name to their pastor so see if the match will work,i cant get married without taking the name to our family pastor and him praying over the union |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Genuine(m): 2:57pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
some girls run faster than their legs especially when they are desperate. i think sh is just chasing marriage and hoping u will settle with her. be careful in everything u do from this point on. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by sistawoman: 3:06pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
lucabrasi: I wont take his name to my paster but i will surely google it. Look for court records, background checks and interpool. I will then pass on the information to my brother, a federal police officer, and have him run a background check. Before I even go out on a second date. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by superstan(m): 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
sistawoman: there are more criminals without a record than the ones with records. background check is never enough. study your man very well and hope for the best. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by lucabrasi(m): 3:24pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
sistawoman:theres no background check more thorough than your church pastor or a confirmed man or woman of GOD, there are thousands of paedophiles,serial killers e.t.c who do not have a criminal record because they have been operating under the radar covering themselves with a facade of respectability, remember the sayn, all that glitters is not gold |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by izeek(m): 3:39pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
if a whiteman told y'all there's some device that can forsee the future, we all will run to them with full believe. my guy things like that dey plenty. they call them familiar spirits, and yes even though they much about u, they are unclean. becareful, am not saying she is unclean. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by kissangel1: 3:51pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
lucabrasi: strong point there, but lets just hope its a genuine man of God and not some fetish backed up cowry dangling feather dressed oga follower claiming to be a man of God , truly i think its important to know God mind, but on the other hand, didnt the bible say "he who findeth a wife findeth a good thing" but as they say, na condition dey make crayfish bend, so even gals of today look for husband i dont know how much u love ya chic or what ur geniune intentions are. but u need to make her understand that she is playing with fire. God only looks at the sincerity of our hearts and grants us the grace to endure and carry through if the man of god say u are going to be the best husband she can have and she relaxes and becomes an entirely different woman, will God have lied if the guy equally shows his other side. even the seemingly girl that has been profesied as a bad wife and companion minght be the sweetest person alife and you find the man falling in love all over again with her. its just like if a seer tells u u are destined to be rich and then u go and sleep all day, will the money fall from heaven? my point is this. in as much as God has his plans for us (thank God for his mercies and good thoughts for us) he still cares about the geniuety of our hearts, and will grant us grace accordingly. he will; give us the strenght to bear our assholic partners and keep loving them even when the person does not deserve us. he gives us the grace to forgive, and he gives us comfort when we are hurt. what matters first is the sincerety of our heart and love. simply leve therest to God. and also remenber this. if you have doubts about your partner, soft words can turn a heart of stone around. the best charm u can ever get is in your heart and the most effacious juju man is "you". so long as your love is geniune it will wheather all fears and storms. my fellow ladies, Dont risk selling your soul to the Devil, i know sometimes its so tempting to check and recheck, but eva wondered if God will be sleeping instead of looking after his beloved. love is patient, love is kind, love is loyal, love sees no evil, above all love never fails. (no e me talk am, na bible talk am 1st cor 13). MAY OUR GENIUNE LOVE WE GIVE NEVER FAIL US! (AMEN) |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Genuine(m): 5:00pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
kiss_angel: There is no 'but' about it in the Bible, why wont a woman calm down and allow a man find her? why push a man into something thats not his heart's desire then later cry foul when he starts cheating? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 9:31pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
These responses so far [apart from 1 or 2] are not very helpful, last thing i want it to score a psychological own-goal or end up with egg on my face simply cos i went drastic on a trivial issue or vice versa. I'm having my heart ripped apart about what the issue is here! Whats her unilateral wet-dream here? Is she trying to fool me into thinking she's doing whats right by asking God if we're meant to be? or is she desperately trying to get a wedding lined up as quickly as possible? I'm just confused.com |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nobody: 9:33pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
I don't trust Naija pastors that much  @poster what kinda secrets o? |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 9:37pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Ruby_Pearl: Na the secrets u wan know Its called Secret for a reason oh |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
whitelexi:Ohh ok, whisper it in my ears. |
| Re: Feeling All Jazzed Up by whitelexi(m): 9:41pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
Ruby_Pearl: Like how the say 2 heads are better than 1, but when those heads are scottish, then 0 heads are better than 1 |
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