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8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 9:35am On Feb 19, 2015
1. If your girlfriend comes to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/satchet-water instead of expensive meals, she's understanding, marry her.

3. If she sees someone with a Bugati but she decided to follow you with 'keke', my brother, na your bone be that.

4. If both of you enter a taxi or bus and she pays, that's a good sign.

5. She comes to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, my brother, she's yours.

6. You gave her 50k for shopping and she went for 'okirika' and she brings back 45k to you, marry her because she read Economics.

7. She calls you everyday and ask if you need airtime, brother claim her o.

8. If the girl use to give you her pocket money everyweek, she loves you, marry her.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Akkord4gov: 9:38am On Feb 19, 2015
K
I don't know y I disagree with all dese points.But let's go through my analysis
1.What about if my gf doesn't take anything garri including eba nko?
2.I take my gf to a restaurant,not malam Musa shop,how will she pick gala and satchet water,I expect her to order for more rice but less meat
3.She may be wise that the man driving in that bugati maybe a driver and definitely know that am the real owner of my keke
4.If she pays for my t.fare,that isn't yet a good sign of a house wife,do u know how many times have been paying for both of us
5.My gf washing my bro and sis clothes is a great strategy to make my bro and sis my enemy if she does wrong and I quit.What is the extent of being good to my family and being a problem to me.
6.I agree a little with that but I don't like my gf wearing okrika
7.Do u know whether the airtime she is sending to u is being collected from guys wey dey service her wella.She sees u as husband materia,that is y she is doing everything to keep u
8.Same as number 7

2nd FTC within 24hrs.My bro/sis u can always achieve what u believe in
Dedicate this to a bro going for a job interview today,may all likes plus the over 250 likes of the former FTC turn to Amen for my prayers for u.Amen

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by elantraceey(f): 9:39am On Feb 19, 2015
Oh for the broke brothers so i'll pass.


But for no 5 , the lady that does that ehn needs correct slap undecided

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 9:40am On Feb 19, 2015
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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 9:40am On Feb 19, 2015
hilarious
grin grin

let's see the broke ass niggaz who will support this.


Soma are true tho

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 9:42am On Feb 19, 2015
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material tongue

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:49am On Feb 19, 2015
All na wash!
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Enegod(m): 9:51am On Feb 19, 2015
grin grin hilarious!!!
this one na signs of a slave

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by singlefade25(f): 9:58am On Feb 19, 2015
Broke nigga.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by naijaboiy: 10:05am On Feb 19, 2015
Guy do you need clay?

So that you go fit mould this kyn girl wey nor dey exist undecided

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by naijaboiy: 10:06am On Feb 19, 2015
singlefade25:
Broke nigga.
Rich babe

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by djeezy(m): 10:07am On Feb 19, 2015
If she does all of the things above, guy wise up she's just pretending.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 10:08am On Feb 19, 2015
Enegod:
grin grin hilarious!!!
this one na signs of a slave
I tell u grin#i just look at the op.
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 10:11am On Feb 19, 2015
shocked any sane girl wont do what op listed just because she want to prove to her guy that she has the qualities of wife material#smh,am i mad!

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by tuns2s: 10:20am On Feb 19, 2015
Most ladies in this category do it out of pretence... Some of these ladies use mask while playing their card with you... Don't conclude on these motives... It always backfire after they get married... I can assure you until you're married you might not be able to predict a lady... Girls can be very funny, most of them put up this act after past hilarious behaviour to guys in their earlier 20s... When they released is getting late, they choose to buy pretence and sell them to you as gift just to save you into their external cage... Becareful... Else they lure into their dem unknowningly...

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 11:21am On Feb 19, 2015
And can any babe on NL be like that I don't think so
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by hazyfm1: 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
really hilarious!!
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by yuzjet(m): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
Kul
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
what you don't know can kill you. weird right? cry cry cry
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by lordsharks(m): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
elantraceey:
Oh for the broke brothers so i'll pass.


But for no 5 , the lady that does that ehn needs correct slap undecided

Realy?
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by ireneony(f): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
lalasticlala is unpredictable sometimessmiley
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nasri100(m): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2015
9- She doesn't exist.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Sijo01(f): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2015
Waris this
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by j4sure(m): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2015
ok

Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Eberex(m): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2015
lipsrsealed

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by englishmart(m): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2015
hmmmm. I don't want

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by lordsharks(m): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2015
hazyfm1:
really hilarious!!

Very
Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by justi4jesu(f): 11:24am On Feb 19, 2015
@OP you dey find housegirl abi angry angry

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Nobody: 11:24am On Feb 19, 2015
If its based on wad ya wrote, dat marriage is doomed to fail lipsrsealed

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by lordsharks(m): 11:24am On Feb 19, 2015
Sijo01:
Waris this

Signs

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by nortcentrallord(m): 11:24am On Feb 19, 2015
Stingy Niggaz be like "Yaaa, very true"
Broke bitches be like "Mchewww"
Hihihihihihihih.

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Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by Burger01(m): 11:24am On Feb 19, 2015
Op, dey deceive yourself.cheesy

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