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If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:17pm On Apr 14, 2015
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". D song
in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord",
is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I
knw u are singing it now again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty?

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Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:18pm On Apr 14, 2015
I Proudly did ALL
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:19pm On Apr 14, 2015
Romantic undecided
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:20pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
Romantic undecided
Were You Romantic In Your Childhood?
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:23pm On Apr 14, 2015
Haha me do all of dem o!!! cheesy

esp. mumi nd dadi drama wink
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:24pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

Were You Romantic In Your Childhood?
so you no longer understand sarcasm undecided
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:25pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
so you no longer understand sarcasm undecided

grin
grin u guyz shud fight jore
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:27pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:


grin
grin u guyz shud fight jore
Lol I don't E-bully tongue

I don't know how his topic manage to relate to romance section undecided
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by babs01(m): 9:28pm On Apr 14, 2015
90% getto tinx
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by kingstylo01(m): 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
Hehehe.. So on point op

lemme add the little ones i remember:

- using chewgum paper as money grin

- driving tire and geregere

- playing agalagla (drawing lines on the ground, throwing stones in one of the boxes and juping through with one leg)

- playing taperia (weaving thread with your hand and knitting several objects like mortar, cup, e.t.c)

- hiding in a corner and licking maggi grin


- going from house to house on Christmas day!

O.p, the list too much o!
I really miss those good old days
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by SleekyP(m): 9:31pm On Apr 14, 2015
tired..let me rest here small smiley
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
Lol I don't E-bully tongue

I don't know how his topic manage to relate to romance section undecided
Initially, You Said Its Romantic. How Abt Now?
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by babs01(m): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
Romantic undecided
no be cow u dey watch wen u dey small
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:37pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:
Haha me do all of dem o!!! cheesy

esp. mumi nd dadi drama wink
I Did That Too. It Was Fun
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

Initially, You Said Its Romantic. How Abt Now?
I mean this your topic should be in family section not here angry
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:39pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:


grin
grin u guyz shud fight jore

Babe, You And I Don Chop Beef Before?
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:40pm On Apr 14, 2015
babs01:

no be cow u dey watch wen u dey small
who knows undecided
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
I mean this your topic should be in family section not here angry
Bros I No Get Tp From Here To Family Section
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:43pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

Bros I No Get Tp From Here To Family Section
oya take this angry


Don't come back here

Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:44pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:
Haha me do all of dem o!!! cheesy

esp. mumi nd dadi drama wink
mummy and daddy drama shocked


Naug.......lipsrsealed
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:48pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
oya take this angry


Don't come back here
Bros This Your Money Too Old, Since 2006
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:
Haha me do all of dem o!!! cheesy

esp. mumi nd dadi drama wink

You? Wonderful. You look like a member of the indomie generation, no 'offeinse'
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

I Did That Too. It Was Fun
lol bad bwoi!
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaboy:
mummy and daddy drama shocked


Naug.......lipsrsealed

tongue
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
hifaif:


You? Wonderful. You look like a member of the indomie generation, no 'offeinse'
Did You Mean Offense?
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by sinaj(f): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

Babe, You And I Don Chop Beef Before?

I no de lyk to chop beef o! na Pork nd Cat fish i lyk
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
udyheart01:

Bros This Your Money Too Old, Since 2006
angry oya give me back my money back carry your thread amd trek
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:52pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:

lol bad bwoi!
Lol bad girl!
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Fulaboy(m): 9:53pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:


tongue
I know you always enjoy it smiley
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:54pm On Apr 14, 2015
nice one op,i did some not al tho especially that mummy and daddy play!! cheesy#what of bathng in d rain? grin
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by udyheart01(m): 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
sinaj:


I no de lyk to chop beef o! na Pork nd Cat fish i lyk
Beef Tastes Better
Re: If You Didn't Do 90% Of These, Your Childhood Wasn't Fun by Nobody: 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
E don tire me to dey read dis post.
Why do. U guys keep reccyling dis post? Makes it no longer interesting

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