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Job Wahala!!! by khalleb(m): 1:07pm On Jun 19, 2015
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was
having difficulty in finding
a job. He saw an advert in
one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo. In the
interview, the manager told him that their gorilla,
which had been tourists attraction has died so they
needed someone to dress
up & pretend as gorilla. The
graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was OK,
he accepted the job. The 1st day, he put on the
gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up
and down, beat his
chest & roared like gorilla. The
next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving
around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage
and found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared &
rushed towards him. The
scared graduate quickly
forgot that he is a gorilla & started shouting like human,
"Help! Help!" The lion leaped onto him, knocked
him to the ground & whispered in his ear "SADIQ" it's
me DEJI, ur course
mate. Shut up or we'll both lose
our job...

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