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Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 10:08am On May 29, 2009 |
Marriage Rules and Regulations A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not." 1 Like |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by romsky: 10:22am On May 29, 2009 |
gud 4 dem |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 10:36am On May 29, 2009 |
How you dey, long tym sha |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 11:17am On May 29, 2009 |
i dey fine, i be go village go see my grandma |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 11:33am On May 29, 2009 |
I hope yu didn't steal her plantain on your way back |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 1:04pm On May 29, 2009 |
i did that for ur sake |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 1:24pm On May 29, 2009 |
You did? See cleptomaniac |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by donsponky(m): 1:26pm On May 29, 2009 |
you english |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Ben13: 1:33pm On May 29, 2009 |
gawd! tessys that was good that husband must come home every 7:00, or else |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 1:44pm On May 29, 2009 |
With or without the hubby, the lady must get down to some business |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Ben13: 1:47pm On May 29, 2009 |
I wish I'm her ex. . . . I admire old wines a lot |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 1:54pm On May 29, 2009 |
Lolest. Nutty boy |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by donsponky(m): 1:59pm On May 29, 2009 |
abiii, just like teisseys |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 2:21pm On May 29, 2009 |
Tehehehehe. . . Moi iz not nutty o, I can list all the nutty Nlanders, I know them all by their names, homes and faces sha |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Ben13: 2:23pm On May 29, 2009 |
tessys my Loff, don't name any o. |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 2:38pm On May 29, 2009 |
U don enter tessy na? |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 2:52pm On May 29, 2009 |
Tehehehehe. . . Sylve, who don enter who? Abiooo, I have no door meself |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sholabanke(m): 3:49pm On May 29, 2009 |
good rules lol! |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by donsponky(m): 5:09pm On May 29, 2009 |
;d ;d |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 5:28pm On May 29, 2009 |
donponsky self |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Ben13: 1:32pm On May 30, 2009 |
wetin happen to e small ass this time? |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by dani1luv: 5:25pm On May 30, 2009 |
Nice Joke |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 6:47pm On May 30, 2009 |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by dani1luv: 6:49pm On May 30, 2009 |
fake x 25 |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 7:27pm On May 30, 2009 |
na lie |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 2:51pm On May 31, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 9:51am On Jun 01, 2009 |
i dey mark dem o, tessy |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 10:40am On Jun 01, 2009 |
You had beta do Follow my rules and I'll follow yours |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Ben13: 10:44am On Jun 01, 2009 |
maybe I'll come visiting at 7:00pm |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by sylve11: 10:55am On Jun 01, 2009 |
i no go open gate for u. |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by teissys(f): 10:57am On Jun 01, 2009 |
I have no gateman abeg |
Re: Marriage Rules And Regulations: by Lolabbey: 11:05am On Jun 01, 2009 |
na automatic gate be dat |
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