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Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2009
You’re cute and cuddly, just like a doll,
I just want to grab your hand and go for a stroll.
Actually just teasing! I think you’re pleasantly mature,
And even find that u’ve got a certain mysterious allure.

Birthdays can sometimes be a little drab, I’m sure,
But can be fixed with laughter, it’s the only cure!
You’re rare and a little eccentric,
An awfully cool friend, for a chick!

I wish you a super fabulous birthday,
And hope there is a hundred more, everyone more special than today.

Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 10:01am On Jun 12, 2009
My darling tessy kiss kiss kiss

I nearly did this first but me and romade na one grin

Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 10:12am On Jun 12, 2009
So we be Siamese twin bah
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by sylve11: 10:17am On Jun 12, 2009
Tessy

Here’s a Birthday greeting
Especially to show
How much you mean
Although you surely must know
That without a doubt
There’s no-one nicer than you
Or anyone dearer
To wish Happy Birthday to

You are just one in a million!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TEISSY kiss kiss kiss cool
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 10:40am On Jun 12, 2009
Little sylv can toast babe o
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 10:50am On Jun 12, 2009
Today is the day.
But what day is it?
Maybe its Christmas, Maybe its Halloween?
Could today be the day we see the Queen?

Maybe we will get tons of sweets
After Christmas Mass
Maybe we will dress up in our sheets
Yelling boo as people pass

Lets see, I think all of these may be wrong
But what day could it be?
Wait I now hear a song
Guess whos turning into an adult
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by dani1luv: 10:52am On Jun 12, 2009
You Little romade. .

You wanna get teissys attention

and that not possible tongue
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 10:53am On Jun 12, 2009
u don wake abi
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 10:57am On Jun 12, 2009
the poor boi don dey sleep since d day before yesterday, na noise wake am
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by dani1luv: 11:03am On Jun 12, 2009
but i tot you told romade i sold okro thruout ysterday. . howcome i slept selling okre undecided
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:04am On Jun 12, 2009
ben10 i hope they will move him from d ICU by 2morrow sha

dani he said dat last week
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by sylve11: 11:07am On Jun 12, 2009
No way, no way, i don't need it, no way! oh only dreaming shocked cool
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by sexyLeamon(f): 11:13am On Jun 12, 2009
but where is the brithday girl?
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:14am On Jun 12, 2009
Birthday At Fifty (50)
By Sgt Syl

Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body’s still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair’s not too grey, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I’m quite full of vigour, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing’s still good. What’s that you say?
Speak clearly, don’t mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I’m still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I’m really just ten.
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 11:17am On Jun 12, 2009
sgt syl is rather 5 years old

dani okro business has made you something else o cheesy see as you dey misyarn
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by dani1luv: 11:19am On Jun 12, 2009
e be lyke sey you read primary 2

Then wey ur teacher go sey OKRO is good for the Health
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:25am On Jun 12, 2009
dani y u dey misyarn lyk dis?
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by sylve11: 11:32am On Jun 12, 2009
@Captain, walai today i go pull ur Seaman's jumper from ur body cool
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 11:34am On Jun 12, 2009
today you wake upside down from bed.
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Abbygyal(f): 11:36am On Jun 12, 2009
lol
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:39am On Jun 12, 2009
taxi
I still remember those days
We used to celebrate your birthday
You use to cut the cake
and apply it all over ben10's face

Today again that day has come
So lets enjoy please don’t be mean
Bring a cake with candles at top
And don’t forget my clumsy's lollipop

I came from distant place
Just for my friends sake
We gonna rock and roll
and dance around that little pole
Singing your birthday song
i wish you live a life so long
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by showbobo(m): 11:39am On Jun 12, 2009
Big dogs dont bark. . . Hey teissy,lemme have your postal address and send you some. . . .  kiss kiss
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Ben13: 11:42am On Jun 12, 2009
not wiff N50.25K as ur account balance last time we checked
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by blissieng(f): 11:43am On Jun 12, 2009
bu ha ha,

This one dey find woman! send something ko, send yaself ni!


Happy buffday Tessy, even though I have no idea who u r tongue
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:44am On Jun 12, 2009
ben10 showbobo na janitor 4 uniben o
so be 9ice
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Lolabbey: 11:52am On Jun 12, 2009
ohhh so sorry dis ddnt come frm me,bt all d same na paddy paddy still do am

sweeet niece wshng u da nicest bthday anyone eva had. wink

am gonna DHL ur caker,just pass me d addy tongue
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by blissieng(f): 11:53am On Jun 12, 2009
see ppl representing o!

Oya, pass me the addy too, I wanna gonna sotta posta somefin!
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by showbobo(m): 11:57am On Jun 12, 2009
Hmmm. . . . . make una diss me well ooo
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 11:59am On Jun 12, 2009
well since efryone wants to mail ya gift i might as well say myn hia

I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue

Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Lolabbey: 12:01pm On Jun 12, 2009
rom wetin u wan present to ma cool niece nah
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by romsky: 12:08pm On Jun 12, 2009
see am above u now
Re: Hapi Bornday Teissys by Lolabbey: 12:12pm On Jun 12, 2009
ma pikin don carry ma goggle

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