Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,205,003 members, 7,990,765 topics. Date: Friday, 01 November 2024 at 12:08 AM

Dani, Romade and Sylve - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Dani, Romade and Sylve (3769 Views)

Btw Bin And Dani Who Foolish Pass / Dani And Sons Off To Watch A Movie. . . / Dani On Leave (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)

Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:10am On Jul 29, 2009
One day, 3 men (dani, romade, sylv) rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Dan, Mr. Dan, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. rommy, Mr. rommy, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. rommy, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Sylve, Mr. Sylve, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" sylv said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7 to 11."





Tytylayor dun born either 7 or 11 children 4 sylv wonderful
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:26am On Jul 29, 2009
Hiss
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:27am On Jul 29, 2009
I Pity You tongue
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2009
:p
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:29am On Jul 29, 2009
Error cheesy tongue
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:29am On Jul 29, 2009
You still smell though
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by sylve11: 10:32am On Jul 29, 2009
@Dani nice one! cool


@Ibikaye, fine girl how far? cool
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:32am On Jul 29, 2009
A few metres, you?
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:34am On Jul 29, 2009
Dola Aiko. . Wiked girl cheesy
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2009
Potato Head
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:39am On Jul 29, 2009
Like Ibkaye's own
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:40am On Jul 29, 2009
Urm, no
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by sylve11: 10:43am On Jul 29, 2009
ibkaye:

Potato Head

with weed on top, right? cool
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:48am On Jul 29, 2009
ibkaye:

Urm, no
cheesy
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:49am On Jul 29, 2009
Anywho you two, please, where is my food?
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by sylve11: 10:51am On Jul 29, 2009
please subscribe to Mr. Biggs alert services cheesy cool
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:54am On Jul 29, 2009
I lyke you jare cheesy
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Nobody: 10:55am On Jul 29, 2009
What is a Mr Biggs
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Ben13: 10:57am On Jul 29, 2009
Dani the joker
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 10:58am On Jul 29, 2009
MY SON hw you
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Ben13: 11:08am On Jul 29, 2009
ya bow leg wife born twins, you dey happy
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by tytylayor: 11:14am On Jul 29, 2009
7-11? which kain maths be dat
-4
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 11:20am On Jul 29, 2009
Thank Gawd for the Modify Button tongue
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by romsky: 11:20am On Jul 29, 2009
tyty self sabi play away match
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 11:23am On Jul 29, 2009
lol. . cheesy

Romade AW FAR
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by sexyLeamon(f): 11:23am On Jul 29, 2009
funny grin grin grin
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 11:29am On Jul 29, 2009
Serious cheesy
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by tytylayor: 11:30am On Jul 29, 2009
not funny jor
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by romsky: 11:31am On Jul 29, 2009
Dani u dey lagos & i dey wiff my clumsy oya calculate
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by PeeJee(m): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2009
oribaje ooooooooo oribaje cool
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by dani1luv: 11:36am On Jul 29, 2009
tytylayor:

not funny jor
I'm less concerned tongue


romade:

Dani u dey lagos & i dey wiff my clumsy oya calculate
58 metres. . You get sense jorh cheesy


PeeJee:

oribaje ooooooooo oribaje cool
Try YABA Left
Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by sexyLeamon(f): 11:39am On Jul 29, 2009
tytylayor:

not funny jor
I know is not easy to give brith to 11 babies grin grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)

Akpos And The Egg Seller / If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes / Letter Written By Daughter To Her Father On Her Boyfriend

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 17
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.