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. by Zombiekiller010: 9:29pm On Sep 03, 2019
grin.

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Re: . by HacheNoire: 9:33pm On Sep 03, 2019
Use them for money rituals.

Leave the house and go use the proceeds to build a sophisticated mansion on the Island.

Simple!

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Re: . by madone: 9:38pm On Sep 03, 2019
grin don't change ur attitude.u will end up having s3x with them all

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Re: . by DanDeeBoss(m): 9:39pm On Sep 03, 2019
Green light?? For what exactly?? Sex?? Coz this one doesn't look like a green light from someone who wants a serious relationship

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Re: . by donstan18: 9:40pm On Sep 03, 2019
This is the kind of fantasies and imaginations a small boy start getting the moment he starts getting addicted to porn.

If you don't take your time young man, you'll be accused of rape.

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Re: . by Burgerlomo: 9:45pm On Sep 03, 2019
Is there any vacancy in that house because one of my buddies who does not tolerate all this type of nonsense is looking for an accommodation. grin

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Re: . by Zombiekiller010: 9:46pm On Sep 03, 2019
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Re: . by mgbadike81: 9:55pm On Sep 03, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
what does porn have to do with this, did I state it in my write up that I'm watching porn? So as not to tempted and accuse of rape, that's why have been ignoring all of them
just maintain your behaviour, but compound runs doesn't make sense for serious relationships because you would be noticing her other boyfriends and that would eventually generate trouble between you and her, it's only good for friends with benefits kind of relationships. NB- giving girls or anybody free access to your place like that is an invitation to theft, be wise.

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Re: . by 2dice01: 9:59pm On Sep 03, 2019
According to your story

Almost all the Girls are crushing on you grin
You must be cute and comfortable


So are you Gay?
Or all of them are Ugly?
Are you married?
Is you in any serious relationship

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Re: . by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 03, 2019
Hahahahahaah foolish boy! Are you a massage therapist!! And wetin that ur stupid hand go look for at her boobs, did she ask you to massage her boobs too, hahaha ode!! You better don't eat what will hook ur throat. Shun and be strict with them, else you get drag!! Stop being Mr. Nice guy the stupid boy hahahaha..

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Re: . by Zombiekiller010: 10:09pm On Sep 03, 2019
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Re: . by Zombiekiller010: 10:10pm On Sep 03, 2019
Tosinex:
Hahahahahaah foolish boy! Are you a massage therapist!! And wetin that ur stupid hand go look for at her boobs, did she ask you to massage her boobs too, hahaha ode!! You better don't eat what will hook ur throat. Shun and be strict with them, else you get drag!! Stop being Mr. Nice guy the stupid boy hahahaha..
can't you type without abusing? It says a lot about you

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Re: . by 2dice01: 10:43pm On Sep 03, 2019
Zombiekiller010:

Am not married, they are pretty, am not gay just that I don't like relating with them.
any reason you dont like relating with them?
Re: . by Akuchaser: 11:16pm On Sep 03, 2019
the babe that you pressed her boob and she told you to stop wants you to be thinking about her, she succeeded.

she will come again

be careful
and it's easy to sniff out that you have bread ,
they are showing you greenlight cos they want some of that bread and your not even married sef

op no matter how strong you are you will eventually fall

solution

1)occasionally bring hot chicks home ,make sure they see this

2)bang all of them(dangerous)

3)or pack out if you love yourself


PICK ONE

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Re: . by Michelle55: 11:29pm On Sep 03, 2019
Continue to mind ya business if you want to enjoy your peace of mind OR bleep one, bleep all syndrome might just take over.

After all this heads-up and advice, at the end of the day only you can decide on how best you wish to handle them.
USE YOUR HEAD Bro. Don't allow ladies to make you lose focus!

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Re: . by Gadafii: 1:30am On Sep 04, 2019
One time my neighbor called me into her flat to help her fix bulb
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I was happy cos I will have the opportunity to look at her 22 year old beautiful daughter that I have crush on

While I was handling wire like I was the head of #nepa, light shock me in front of my crushangry
This geh no even cough or tell me sorry undecided

Her mama was just saying 'pele,are u okay my dear'

Madam how can I be okay, light just shocked me,u no even say make u give me milk drink angry sad


Na joke grin

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Re: . by Katier00(f): 5:15am On Sep 04, 2019
grin
Gadafii:
One time my neighbor called me into her flat to help her fix bulb
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I was happy cos I will have the opportunity to look at her 22 year old beautiful daughter that I have crush on

While I was handling wire like I was the head of #nepa, light shock me in front of my crushangry
This geh no even cough or tell me sorry undecided

Her mama was just saying 'pele,are u okay my dear'

Madam how can I be okay, light just shocked me,u no even say make u give me milk drink angry sad


Na joke grin
grin grin grin dry
Re: . by TheRealOwner(m): 5:50am On Sep 04, 2019
Interesting fantasies...
Re: . by Gadafii: 7:09am On Sep 04, 2019
Katier00:
grin grin grin grin dry
kpeele grin
Re: . by apotek: 7:24am On Sep 04, 2019
In this your situation, there are 2 things involved.
Is either you start ignoring them or keep accommodating them.

If you start ignoring them you are a mumu, if you keep accommodating them, there are 2 things involved.

Is either you chop them one by one with condoms or you chop them raw, cum inside their puna and watch it flow out like a boss (aro1). If you chop them with condom you are safe, if you chop them raw and watch the cum flow out like a boss, there are 2 things involved.

Is either you impregnate all your asewo neighbors or you catch disease and die!

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Re: . by bomasek(m): 7:27am On Sep 04, 2019
Guy where u dey stay?

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Re: . by Nobody: 8:00am On Sep 04, 2019
This one that all the women there want to sleep with u. Very odd. Or u live in a brothel ni?

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Re: . by Kakamorufu(m): 8:29am On Sep 04, 2019
stay friendly with them, and also try inviting hot chicks from outside to visit u in the house. grin
Re: . by latecsart(m): 10:04am On Sep 04, 2019
[/color][color=]u dey enjoy oo

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Re: . by Pharaoh4rin(m): 10:18am On Sep 04, 2019
Zombiekiller010:
what does porn have to do with this, did I state it in my write up that I'm watching porn? So as not to tempted and accuse of rape, that's why have been ignoring all of them

Gerrout! Wetin u d fom? Dey dia d fom don jazzy. If dem d see u with ur galfriend dem no go d bother u. Don't ridicule urself with these assholes. Get a correct bae and stop giving temptation, oshofre
Re: . by Kobicove(m): 10:43am On Sep 04, 2019
HacheNoire:
Use them for money rituals.

Leave the house and go use the proceeds to build a sophisticated mansion on the Island.

Simple!

I think you should take this guy's advise grin
Re: . by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 04, 2019
Michelle55:
Continue to mind ya business if you want to enjoy your peace of mind OR bleep one, bleep all syndrome might just take over.

After all this heads-up and advice, at the end of the day only you can decide on how best you wish to handle them.
USE YOUR HEAD Bro. Don't allow ladies to make you lose focus!



A lady will never advice a guy to get laid .... they use "focus" or "life goal" to kill the vibe.
How does getting laid stop me from going to work or building my aims & achieving me goals ..sex takes 5mins not 24hrs grin

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Re: . by BareFacedLies(m): 11:07am On Sep 04, 2019
Zombiekiller010:

Am not married, they are pretty, am not gay just that I don't like relating with them.


Fùck as many as you can and move on cheesy

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Re: . by Rukkydelta(f): 11:12am On Sep 04, 2019
This is funny
But brotherly them no dey chop fowl wey dey house, go outside look for fowl chop

Don't forget to check my signature

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Re: . by PhenomenalMorgan(m): 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2019
2dice01:
According to your story

Almost all the Girls are crushing on you grin
You must be cute and comfortable


So are you Gay
Or all of them are Ugly?
Are you married?
Is you in any serious relationship
Must he be gay to reject their advances undecided
I hate when people ask that question!!
Re: . by Nobody: 12:37pm On Sep 04, 2019
hahahaha!! guy park well!!!
Zombiekiller010:
can't you type without abusing? It says a lot about you
Re: . by themaestro08(m): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2019
You are naive and inexperience. Firstly, these ladies are likely sluts and whores, they will mess your life up. Secondly you sound like a weakling to me who lacks the courage to say no to requests. Lastly you might be sexually frustrated if so find a decent girlfriend.

Roll with any of this sluts at your own risk.

You will learn your lesson the hard way.

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