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President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by ExAngel007(f): 2:34pm On Mar 23, 2020
The Kenyan government has told members of the
public to avoid unnecessary sex and have at
least two beds in one household.

The government also discouraged any close
contact of people with their partners saying that
will increase the chance of spreading
coronavirus.

Kenya has confirmed three more coronavirus
cases, meaning the country now has seven
patients with Covid 19.

Health Cabinet secretary Mutahi Kagwe on
Wednesday confirmed that three more patients
had tested positive for the virus.

Two of the cases were a couple that travelled
from Madrid, Spain on March 4 through Dubai
arriving in Kenya on March 5.

The tired case is a Burundian national who
travelled from Dubai, UAE, to Kenya. He arrived
on March 17 and was picked up by a surveillance
team, Mr Kagwe said.

"We are tracing persons who may have been in
contact with the patients” he said.

The tested were done by the National Influenza
Centre and the Kenya Medical Research
Institute.

Eighteen patients are currently admitted at
Mbagathi. Of these, the CS said seven have been
screened and are negative. Samples of 11 others
are still being processed.

The Kenya government is now appealing to
Kenyans to report anyone who is not self-
quarantining.

“Any Kenyans travelling into the country must
sign a legal form to assure the gov’t that you
will be self-quarantine, ” he said.

Mr Kagwe also stressed the importance of strict
hygiene in curbing the spread of the
pandemic.“Washing hands and social distancing
is the key reasons Chinese cases are coming
down.”

https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Nobody: 2:35pm On Mar 23, 2020
UnaToto
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Ay77(m): 2:35pm On Mar 23, 2020
SA needs deliverance
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by MANNABBQGRILLS: 2:35pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kenya don start dem own be dat undecided
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by healthserve(m): 2:37pm On Mar 23, 2020
As usual Africans and fanatical approach. It didn't start here however the most fanatical approach comes from onhere. Smh
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by GoHost: 2:40pm On Mar 23, 2020
ohohhohohohohohohoh. Bedroom distancing
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Kingosytex(m): 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2020
post=87694889:
Kenya don start dem own be dat undecided

Who released you from ban?
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Kingosytex(m): 2:54pm On Mar 23, 2020
How on earth can such a law be enforced?

Enforcing such a law is like crossing the pacific ocean on bare foot...it is impossible.
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Kingosytex(m): 2:55pm On Mar 23, 2020
UnaToto:
UnaToto

People like unaToto, b0rn2fuck and a whole of others will not find this funny. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Nobody: 2:56pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kingosytex:
How on earth can such a law be enforced?

Enforcing such a law is like crossing the pacific ocean on bare foot...it is impossible.
He seems to be effortlessly telling his people that laws can be broken.
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by MANNABBQGRILLS: 2:56pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kingosytex:


Who released you from ban?
The over 200 slaps, kicks and curses all Nairalanders gave you some hours ago is not enough for you right?
Instead of you to nurse your serious injury and keep off, you are still here typing rubbish?
They will soon come for you again, Nairaland official sissy tongue
Bring it on kiddo... tongue tongue
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Kingosytex(m): 2:58pm On Mar 23, 2020
post=87695473:

The over 200 slaps, kicks and curses all Nairalanders gave you some hours ago is not enough for you right?
Instead of you to nurse your serious injury and keep off, you are still here typing rubbish?
They will soon come for you again, Nairaland official sissy tongue
Bring it on kiddo... tongue tongue

What is this one saying?

Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Ruggedniggaone: 3:01pm On Mar 23, 2020
Kingosytex:

Who released you from ban?
he just escaped from isolation center

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Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by donbachi(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2020
Funny africa
Re: President Uhuru Bans S*x For The Next 6 Months To Curb Coronavirus Spread by Originality007: 11:04am On Mar 24, 2020
I can endure many things, but Sex is not one of dem.

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