*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

E don happen i don tell am. Ur egungun has later enter barracks

Finally edon happen

i feel like crying for op

Just be straight forward to her, just tell her the truth, i know you wont have the courage to do that

Operation change location

Push her over to me lol

Natural441:

*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

pls push her to me I will marry her Asap, in short first week of June, pls reply ur DM, I'm dead serious. Give me her Facebook name. I will marry her instata, I'm a civil servant too, introduce me to her, abeg tell her d truth but inform her that someone is interested in her and he is very serious, I swear.

Abeg op when be d burial cause I gat chop rice oh
Update us d burial poster when out ok

Your village people don push you enter express

Abeg who get pics of those Ghanaian pallbearers

Though I feel this story is just one of these cooked up nairaland stories

Natural441:

*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

LMFAO

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E don happen

SavageBoy:
Abeg who get pics of those Ghanaian pallbearers

Though I feel this story is just one of these cooked up nairaland stories

But It Is Still Very Funny I Just Cant Stop Laughing

Can't stop laughing. But my advice is....
When next she comes to ur house get sober. Tell her the truth, and also tell her to "KILL" u. That u know she'll kill u. Once u say that she'll know that u are actually sorry for what u did and she'll be satisfied that u know that she can Bleep u up (some people like to have this feeling)

Fake!
You only edited the covid19 part.
Your supposed wife and kids went to her people over the weekend and would be back on Sunday or so.
I read this shit long before.

Baba why are you posting fake news Nah, what do you stand to gain??

This sh!t is a story line extracted from MY MADAM AND I PART 1

A story by our Nairaland finest novelist Topher052

Desperado

zexy2030:

pls push her to me I will marry her Asap, in short first week of June, pls reply ur DM, I'm dead serious. Give me her Facebook name. I will marry her instata, I'm a civil servant too, introduce me to her, abeg tell her d truth but inform her that someone is interested in her and he is very serious, I swear.

Old story

My broda if she is presentable and fits ur spec,carry on.do not allow village people to win you this time.

Natural441:

*E DON RED OOO!*
I was just goofing around on Facebook, saw one pretty sister and that was how the # Casanova_spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days.
Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded. That was how it all started...
Something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me.
After pressure she accepted advances and she even told me she does not want any unserious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay... But deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering...
Last Saturday she visited me in her Rav-4 and we spent the night together. # Hmmm
On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her at home which I obliged... We drove close to Artillery Barrack, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in.
I thought she was joking but alas, she was not!
We got to the gate, the soldiers at the gate were saluting her... At that point, the car's AC became dysfunctional, it was on but I was sweating!
Luckily she did not notice. I dropped her and she pecked me. She told me to go with the car and use it, that she will come to my place after service. I managed to drive out of the gate... # See_gobe
Later in the day she came as promised and ask if she surprised me... I said not really that I am proud of her.
Meanwhile I have already peed like 200 times...
Just this morning, she fully introduced herself as
# Major_Esther , her only two brothers are Lt Colonels in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired General... # Shikena
I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am...
My wife and kids are due to return anytime COVID-19 permit!
Please I need help, advice and # Fast please!!!

Your egungun don finally enter express and motor go soon jam am....Shai!!! Your matter tie wrapper and gele oooo.

alphaRego01:
My broda if she is presentable and fits ur spec,carry on.do not allow village people to win you this time.

Go and read the story and fix your eyes on it, you will understand better.

Cool story

I've read this story years back, OP stop lying to us to gain traction, you just copied this story elsewhere n pasted it here. Mtcheeew!

Chai

See seriousness

zexy2030:

pls push her to me I will marry her Asap, in short first week of June, pls reply ur DM, I'm dead serious. Give me her Facebook name. I will marry her instata, I'm a civil servant too, introduce me to her, abeg tell her d truth but inform her that someone is interested in her and he is very serious, I swear.

Some guys are creative.

Louisosazee:
Just be straight forward to her, just tell her the truth, i know you wont have the courage to do that

omo courage ke I don dey dream different dreams

joke factory

X0012:
Chai

See seriousness

that mean you wanna kill me patapata

zexy2030:

pls push her to me I will marry her Asap, in short first week of June, pls reply ur DM, I'm dead serious. Give me her Facebook name. I will marry her instata, I'm a civil servant too, introduce me to her, abeg tell her d truth but inform her that someone is interested in her and he is very serious, I swear.

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