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Do U Speak English? by shakara4u(m): 6:08pm On Feb 22, 2011
Do you speak English ?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
, - Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn´t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast
Re: Do U Speak English? by surebaby43(f): 8:13pm On Mar 08, 2011
Nice joke
Re: Do U Speak English? by clemcykul(f): 8:56am On Mar 09, 2011
lol funny . . nice one poster kiss grin
Re: Do U Speak English? by yusuf2(m): 2:08pm On Mar 09, 2011
old joke, though cant help but LOL each time i c it, 9ce one poster.

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