wagazala:
Oga move police stations to twitter. Share every police station handle and let them be tagged in any report case.

It is 2022 and not 1982. Social tools are there for everyones use including the Police. Nigeria will always remain backward with folks like this at the helm. Imagine someone being robbed at 2am and you want them to make way to Police station.

I recall one Road Safety Chief also saying it is illegal to use Google Maps.

Awon olodo.

And you think armed robbers are not on twitter to see who fingered them? They could come for you.

Backward police command

Countries are going digital

Golan007:


Moniker registered in May.

What happened to your old account?

Probably ashamed of your support for Nnamdi Kanu until next year.

What has my old account go to do with ur zombieism??

Kurutinto:


What has my old account go to do with ur zombieism??

Mr. IPOB Now Presidency of Nigeria supporter.

Why are you ashamed of your past?

Golan007:


Mr. IPOB Now Presidency of Nigeria supporter.

Why are you ashamed of your past?

Neither is it for people who does not believe in Nigeria, mister zombie

Kurutinto:


Neither is it for people who does not believe in Nigeria, mister zombie

Do you even understand the difference between a military and democratic government?

See wetin seyi makinde don cause for surulere. Chai

Mrkumareze:
Police respond to social media report than visiting their station.

Imagine going to the station, the idiot on the gate side ll question u, he ll then direct u to another fool that ll ask useless questions. Then direct you to their desk, there u ll be asked to wait. After 30 minutes u ll be asked to write one yeye statement before they proceed to inform the DPO.

Dpo ll now call wale wale, one officer ll respond; oga wale no dey oh . Wia him go?? Oga them go arrest one woman wey fight with her neighbour ..
Tbc

Lol, my hand no dey o

So you guys could ask for report fee?

Coward

Golan007:


Do you even understand the difference between a military and democratic government?

Be there shifting goal post. The shame is on you

Kurutinto:


Be there shifting goal post. The shame is on you

The matter is above your understanding.

Go call your oga come.

So that you can detain them as evidence or ask for money to pen to fill report?

lalasticlala:


https://punchng.com/report-robbery-in-stations-not-twitter-lagos-police/

People that doesn't want to leverage on technology speaks this way. Nigerian police force is left behind in the scheme of things.

bhella10:
And you think armed robbers are not on twitter to see who fingered them? They could come for you.

Lol, we now have our addresses on twitter? Besides, several other incidents asides Armed Robbery can be reported via twitter. Lastly, theres the dm option. The Police will know better than to leak your identity.

These are the people who populate Nigeria.These are the people who populate Nigeria....

Golan007:
Idiots still think it is funny to throw shades on this suggestion.

When you report on Twitter, who da heck do you think will investigate it?

How many times have you gone to any Nigerian Police Station??
Just tell me how many..
I don't need any further details for now.

FreeStuffsNG:
And twitter is the alternative?

You better take that advice before ignorance costs you something very precious to you

How many times have you gone to any Nigerian Police Station??
Just tell me how many..
I don't need any further details for now.

BluntCrazeMan:
How many times have you gone to any Nigerian Police Station??
Just tell me how many..
I don't need any further details for now.

If you go to the station and you lodge a complaint, if they aren't motivated (perhaps they needed to be bribe and you refused) would you be arrested?

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Golan007:


If you go to the station and you lodge a complaint, if they aren't motivated (perhaps they needed to be bribe and you refused) would you be arrested?

I put it to you, that you have NEVER EVER gone to any of the Nigerian Police Station for the sake of “Lodging any complaint”.
So, I won't continue this discussion with you, because you lack the required experience-based knowledge to engage in such a discussion.

BluntCrazeMan:
I put it to you, that you have NEVER EVER gone to any of the Nigerian Police Station for the sake of “Lodging any complaint”.
So, I won't continue this discussion with you, because you lack the required experience-based knowledge to engage in such a discussion.

Twitter is a great place for solving crime.

Golan007:


Twitter is a great place for solving crime.

Did I mention Twitter??
..
I asked you a question,, you diverted away from the question.
I brought you back to the question I asked earlier,, you diverted again.
..
So,, continuu.!!
..
..
But for your own good,, anything you don't know very well, don't delve into it.
..
You don't know anything about the Nigerian Police..
And you know that.

BluntCrazeMan:
Did I mention Twitter??
..
I asked you a question,, you diverted away from the question.
I brought you back to the question I asked earlier,, you diverted again.
..
So,, continuu.!!
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..
But for your own good,, anything you don't know very well, don't delve into it.

Dont you realise how daft you sound?

When a crime is commited you insist the police shouldn't be made aware.

Golan007:


Dont you realise how daft you sound?

When a crime is commited you insist the police shouldn't be made aware.

Simple Question...
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Have You Ever Gone To Any Nigerian Police Station To Make The Police To Be Aware Of Any Crime??
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Just Answer Yes..
And we can continue our discussion.
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If your answer is NO..
Then, there is no need continuing this discussion with you,, because you would be saying a lot of things that you really don't know anything about.
..
..

BluntCrazeMan:
Simple Question...
..
Have You Ever Gone To Any Nigerian Police Station To Make The Police To Be Aware Of Any Crime??
..
Just Answer Yes..
And we can continue our discussion.
..
If your answer is NO..
Then, there is no need continuing this discussion with you,, because you would be saying a lot of things that you really don't know anything about.
..
..

You expect me to answer your stupid and otiose question.

Golan007:


You expect me to answer your stupid and otiose question.

Your Answer Is NO.
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So,, End Of Discussion.
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(So much for a patriotic Nigerian Nairalander who CANNOT beat his own chest and tell anyone who cared to know, that he had reported a lot of crimes - as his own little effort to help in sanitising the country, and that he had followed-up on them to see how they later played out)
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Ferme ta bouche

Oh no..these people are eternally shameless.

For Christ's sake you police men should be serving the public not the public serving your narcissistic arses. That people don't report at the station is a direct message of lack of confidence in your sorry arsenal.

Does reporting on twitter mean its not a crime?

Rather than denying , why would you lazy arses not investigate and come up with a sensible and true position.

What you should do pro is to find away to gather more facts and I formation from the tweets to aid I vestigation, not blind and senseless denials.

What a shame

kerry57:
Unserious naija police is asking the citizens to report robbery and crime to police. What will the police do if u report? They can only do the following?

1. Ask u to pay report fee
2. Pay fuel money that will take them to the scene
3. Ask u the type of guns that the robbers came with? (The most important of all the questions).
4. How many of the robbers came for the operation
5. By the time the would have finished with all these questions, they know that the armed robbers would have finished operation and u know police does not refund money.
6. If para venture they are able to meet the robbers and successfully arrest them, they will collect money from them and release them. This is the most wicked part, the armed robbers will now fully come for ur life for calling police on them.

Naija police no work, I don't know what they learn when they go for training abroad.

It's "per adventure" no such word as "para venture"

Offpoint1:

It's "per adventure" no such word as "para venture"

Thanks for the correction sir.