16 years ago, when your dad returned home from the garage drunk af he chained your mom to the bed & whooped her ass with belt, then he took off her wrapper and after a few spanking within split seconds like flash he unzipped his trousers shifted her pant to the side and fu,cked her hairy hole like the little LovePeddler that she is, then he
released inside your mom, you then swam out of the billions of your rivals to fertilize her eggs and be here.

So now that you are here now, be wise.