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10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Namaster: 9:35am On Feb 09
A couple of days ago, a post made it to front-page asking what is better than sex. This post is an answer to that.

Here's a list of 10 things that can bring you more pleasure than sex:

1. FOOD

Most people in Nigeria don't know this because we ONLY eat to SURVIVE in this country but food can be extremely pleasurable.

You'll taste some foods and flavours will burst in your mouth like you're eating a rainbow. First you'll taste each flavour, then you'll taste the harmony they create.

Eating a good food is like being under the anointing, you'll not know when you'll start speaking in tongues.

Food = orgasms that leaves you feeling filled.

2. PEACE OF MIND

When you have genuine peace of mind, nothing else matters. All the troubles of life do not faze you.

Having peace of mind feels like you have a solid ball of light in your chest. A ball that is unbreakable and unshakeable.

The moment you start losing your peace of mind, you'll feel small pieces of that ball breaking off and bouncing around in your chest.

Lose your peace of mind and you'll feel that ball in millions of pieces all bouncing around frantically in your chest.

Peace of mind is a sweet feeling that sex can NEVER replicate.

3. EXTREME COMPETENCE

By extreme competence, I mean being the indisputable champion at what you do. What you do doesn't even matter, as long as you are the best at it.

When people are stunted by a problem and they can only think "if only X was around, he'd fix this problem in 5 minutes."

That feeling of being the solution man/woman and knowing it is better than having sex while on drugs.

I mean, they could wake you up at 3 AM and you'll still be able to solve the most difficult problem in your field.

Or...

You could be dropped on an Island where you don't speak the language and you'll still be able to deliver.

Extreme competence is so powerful that people who witness it partake in a communal orgasm.

Football fans can attest to this.

4. EARNING IN DOLLARS WHILE LIVING IN NIGERIA

Earning in dollars while living in Nigeria is like playing a game where you have the cheat codes.

As the exchange rate plummets, you just watch your salary or income increase. The exchange rate gets worse but your money gets better.

When people complain about the Forex crisis, you just chime in so you'll not look like an asshole.

5. CATCHING YOUR HOLY NEIGHBOUR FORNICATING

This feeling is something else.

Sex does not come close to that feeling when you catch your prayer warrior neighbour who has been disturbing you with unsolicited sermons in a brothel or just driving at an ass like he's trying to drive out demons.

You don't even need to tell him that you know. You just listen to his sermons with big smile on your face.

That feeling!


6. GETTING A SURPRISE GIFT

On birthdays, anniversaries, graduations and other celebrations; gifts are expected. It gets worse because some of the gifts may even disappoint you.

But when you get a gift out of nowhere and when you're definitely NOT expecting it, your face lights up like a christmas tree. You'll feel good about yourself.

7. LISTENING TO GREGORIAN'S VIVA LA VIDA ALONE IN A DARK ROOM WITH A GOOD SOUND SYSTEM

All I can say is don't try this at home.

The feeling is like feeling your soul lifted out of your body and dropped on another plane of existence.

Your mind will expand and you'll marvel that humans could create such a masterpiece. You'll feel the need to contribute to humanity.

Sex is nothing compared to this.

8. HAVING A GOOD CONNECTION WITH A STRANGER YOU JUST MET

When you meet a stranger and you connect so deeply with them it feels like you've known them forever.

You'll talk and talk for hours and you'll still not run out of things to say to each other.

This feeling is even more pure when you are NOT usually a talkative or social person.

And it gets even more sublime when you factor in the factor in the fact that it can be between two people of the same sex with no ulterior motives.

9. MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH

It's a powerful feeling when you make people laugh. Especially in Nigeria where everyone is angry and frustrated ALL THE TIME.

That feeling when you elicit a genuine, sudden and involuntary laughter from someone for something you did or said is something that sex does NOT come close to.

It's like you made that happen. You went to battle with Nigeria and you won. grin

10. FIRST LOVE

Ooh lah lah! This feeling is on another level entirely!

You come innocent and unguarded into a new love relationship. You love them "to the moon and back" and they love you so much they say you are "the pillar of their life".

This feeling has you walking on clouds all day, everyday. Your feet does not touch the ground.

Your day brightens up when you hear their voice. Everything is right in the world when you just hold their hands.

Also, they can make your week by just saying these 3 words "I love you".

This feeling is even more INTENSE because you know you do the same thing for them that they do for you.

Oh! The butterflies and electricities! That feeling!

No other feeling even comes close. Sex is NOTHING compared to it. It's no surprise that nobody forgets their first love. Ever!

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by kestolove95(m): 9:41am On Feb 09
Smoking weed..

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by KingMack(m): 10:10am On Feb 09
watching people who voted for bad government wailing in hunger🤣

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Jesuschrist01: 10:28am On Feb 09
Watching people going to heaven after I have saved them.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Quality20(m): 10:34am On Feb 09
How can u catch a holy naigbour fornicating? Even if u live in a church, how will catch him, abi u wan to de intrude into ppls privacy ne?

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by LIVINGICONREBOR: 10:37am On Feb 09
After pumping some good iron,you look in the mirror afterwards and you see the image of a well chiseled Greek god. The dopamine feeling is unimaginable.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Fisiryorh(m): 10:51am On Feb 09
Peace of mind should have come FIRST...😁

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by mighty5050(m): 11:37am On Feb 09
Lowkey, this Vida La Vida’s song is nice

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by elpochas: 11:45am On Feb 09
mighty5050:
Lowkey, this Vida La Vida’s song is nice
I prefer Coldplay version.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by thesicilian: 12:11pm On Feb 09
Getting high.
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Omoawoke(m): 1:05pm On Feb 09
First, the only Viva la Vida I know is cold play.

Well, I had the best time ever the day I was banging the love of my life with cold play and other rock songs playing at the background and it was a rainy day. That moment was heavenly.

Secondly, the only thing that was so sweet was Nigeria beating South Africa and the next sweetest thing will be Nigeria lifting that Afcon on Sunday.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Tallesty1(m): 1:20pm On Feb 09
Dey play.

Apart from food, which shouldn't even be in the list in the first place, nothing else compares to the pleasure of good sex. Have you ever taken time to ponder what happens during orgasm? How it feels, especially during intense ones that make you feel like your head is spinning and your cap is about to fall off?

During that moment, one feels as pure as a god. There's no hate, envy, jealousy, or ill thoughts towards anyone. Your heart is filled with nothing but pure love.

It's fleeting, yes, but nothing surpasses it.

If it were to last longer, say twenty minutes, then it would be the best time to pray or offer sacrifices to God because your thoughts are as innocent as a baby's

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by vuc1(m): 1:46pm On Feb 09
Using feather to clean your ears. The feeling is out of this world. Be careful though.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by NPFLADMIN(m): 3:26pm On Feb 09
Resting after a long day of work.
You see that earning in dollars ehn? Na confirmp truth.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by TUANKU(m): 3:35pm On Feb 09
kestolove95:
Smoking weed..
Well said.
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by stunnert(m): 5:23pm On Feb 09
Attaining Billionaire Status
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Zxcvbnmghtr: 5:26pm On Feb 09
KingMack:
watching people who voted for bad government wailing in hunger🤣

Lol grin According to the axis of the country that exploit their fellow selves the most. grin

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by chariisGRACE(m): 7:50pm On Feb 09
Power company restoring power when your phone is almost dead.

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by ReluctantAdult(m): 8:08pm On Feb 09
Extreme competence smiley

Nothing feels better than that.
You literally feel like a god when people marvel at your expertise and sing your praise to the high heavens 😎

You feel unstoppable. Like you could do anything and everything. It's super surreal grin

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by UptownVibes(m): 9:37pm On Feb 09
Use natural weed cook beans or indomine . Better still use it to make tea,and add milk.. Add weed to your points..
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by olamilarks(m): 11:29pm On Feb 09
Viva la Vida does what you said it would do! Thanks OP!
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Mikespecialone(m): 12:04am On Feb 10
At the end of the day , you go still ask for sex

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Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by HellVictorinho6(m): 9:33am On Feb 10
Dumb thread

Useless comparisons
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Uchesis: 10:35am On Feb 10
chariisGRACE:
Power company restoring power when your phone is almost dead.
That feeling......






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That's NEPA grin
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Pinicop: 9:05pm On Mar 05
Only earning money is better than a good sex.
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by leathalbeast: 9:29pm On Mar 05
Using feather in your ear, what feeling is better is than ?
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Dtruthspeaker: 6:06am On Mar 06
Quality20:
How can u catch a holy naigbour fornicating? Even if u live in a church, how will catch him, abi u wan to de intrude into ppls privacy ne?

haba! you no get eye?
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Dtruthspeaker: 6:10am On Mar 06
Tallesty1:
Dey play.

Apart from food, which shouldn't even be in the list in the first place, nothing else compares to the pleasure of good sex. Have you ever taken time to ponder what happens during orgasm? How it feels, especially during intense ones that make you feel like your head is spinning and your cap is about to fall off?

During that moment, one feels as pure as a god. There's no hate, envy, jealousy, or ill thoughts towards anyone. Your heart is filled with nothing but pure love.

It's fleeting, yes, but nothing surpasses it.

If it were to last longer, say twenty minutes, then it would be the best time to pray or offer sacrifices to God because your thoughts are as innocent as a baby's

That is not true. The sweetness of a plan working out and nearly all the things op listed beat orgasm.
Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by Dtruthspeaker: 6:13am On Mar 06
leathalbeast:
Using feather in your ear, what feeling is better is than ?

First touch, first holding hands, first dance together etc

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