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How Would You Fix Nigeria by Bongadu: 11:09am On Apr 27
How would you fix nigeria if you had the power




For me nuke everything in Nigeria both born and unborn
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by Bintabisiriyu2: 12:20pm On Apr 27
I totally agree, Nigeria has expired and needs to be disposed.
I would unleashed both biological, nuclear and atomic weapons and end the entity called Nigeria.
After that i will procreate and build a new Nigeria from scratch with my girlfriend
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by 10thTenthMan: 1:04pm On Apr 27
- RESTRUCTURE THE MILITARY AND PARAMILITARY AND GET THEM ON BOARD. ARREST, KILL ALL MILITARY RANK AND FILE INVOLVED IN CORRUPTION. CREATE A SECRET DEATH SQUAD SPECIAL OPS UNIT. USE THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ISREALIS.

- USE THE MILITARY AND STAGE AN INDIRECT TAKE OVER OF THE LEGISLATURE. THE PLAN IS TOO ELABORATE AND I CANNOT DISCLOSE HERE. ANY LEGISLATOR THAT BRINGS UP IMPEACHMENT DIES MYSTERIOUSLY!

- CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION. CREATE AN INTERIM BODY TO CONDUCT A NATIONAL CONFERENCE FOR VOTING ON THE BEST STRUCTURE OF GOVERNMENT AND INPUT INTO THE NEW CONSTITUTION.

-REDUCE SALARIES OF ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. REDUCE MINE FIRST TO REGULAR MINIMUM WAGE.

- UNITE THE PUBLIC SERVICE WAGE STRUCTURE. IT WILL BE COMPETITIVE BUT NO ONE ARM WILL EARN MORE THAN THE OTHER. IF YOU WONT WORK THEN GET THE HELL OUT! BUT ONLY ONE WAGE STRUCTURE WILL EXIST AND EVEN I, THE PRESIDENT WILL BE UNDER IT, INCLUDING ALL MINISTERS, DIRECTORS, SENATORS AND THE JUDICIARY AND LEGISLATURE,ETC.

-STOP FEDERAL ALLOCATIONS TO STATES. ALLOW STATES RUN ON THEIR OWN ECONOMIC PLANS WITH TAXES PAID TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. ALLOW STATES RUN AS INDEPENDENT PROVINCES/REGIONS AND SELF SUSTAIN.

-IDENTIFY WHAT GOODS AND SERVICES THAT NIGERIANS USE DOLLARS AND FOREX TO GET AND EMBARK ON AN AGGRESSIVE EFFORTS AND CAMPAIGN TO ENSURE I REPLICATE THEM. FROM EDUCATION, TO HEALTH, TO RAW MATERIALS AND TO FINISHED GOODS.


ANY/ALL TRADE MUST BE CARRIED OUT IN OUR LOCAL CURRENCY. SEEK IT, EXCHANGE IT FOR YOUR DOLLAR, POUNDS, ETC AND USE OUR CURRENCY TO TRADE WITH US.

-KILL OFF A LIST OF POLITICIANS AND POWER BROKERS. NOTE I DID NOT SAY JAIL THEM. I SAID KILL/MURDER/ASSASSINATE THEM. OTHERS WILL FLEE THE COUNTRY. AND THAT IS FOR THOSE THAT CAN.

-BUILD HUGE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEXES AROUND THE COUNTRY. PEOPLE WILL BE JAILED AND WORK IN THE ATTACHED INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO PRODUCE BENEFICIAL THINGS TO THE SOCIETY.

-CORRUPTION AND STEALING OF PUBLIC FUNDS IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! A JUDGE THAT ACQUITS YOU, HIMSELF AND FAMILY MEMBERS SHALL DIE MYSTERIOUSLY AND THE PERSON HE ACQUITS WILL ALSO DIE MYSTERIOUSLY.

- PULL OUT FROM THE UN, WHO, ETC. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR MEETINGS.WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THEM.WILL NEVER SIGN ANYOF THEIR AGREEMENTS. BUT WILL SEND REPRESENTATIVES WHO ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SIGN ANYTHING.

-SECURE THE BORDER AND MAKE IT IMPENETRABLE. DEPLOY TECHNOLOGY TO DO SO. ILLEGAL ENTRY AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO WORK IN THE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX.

-EVERY NIGERIAN MUST BE REGISTERED. EVERY BIRTH. EVERY DEATH. THERE WILL BE A CHILD BENEFIT SYSTEM ONLY FOR THOSE WHO CAN PROVE THEY WORK OR HAVE A BUSINESS AND ARE PRODUCTIVE. FALSE DECLARATION IS 20 YEARS IMPRISONMENT. ANY JUDGE THAT RULES OTHERWISE WILL GO TO JAIL WITH ANY FAMILY MEMBER ABOVE 18.

- CHANGE THE EDUCATION CURRICULUM! FROM PRIMARY TO UNIVERSITY. MAKE THE CURRICULUM MORE PRACTICAL AND CHANGE THE WHITE MAN’S STUPID NARRATIVE OF THINGS LIKE MUNGO PARK DISCOVERING THE RIVER NIGER AND COLUMBUS DISCOVERING AMERICA. TEACH THE EVIDENCE BASED TRUTH ABOUT AFRICAN HISTORY, GREATNESS AND SCIENCE, TECH AND THE CLEAR ROAD TO SELF GROWTH AND DETERMINATION THROUGH SCIENCE, TECH, ETC.

- STRONGLY DISCOURAGE THE USE OF ENGLISH OR EUROPEAN NAMES AS FIRST NAMES FOR CHILDREN/STUDENTS.

-RENAME ANYWHERE NAMED AFTER A “WHITEMAN” OR EUROPEAN FIGURE WITH TRADITIONAL LOCAL NAMES. NAMES OF STREETS, ETC WILL BE AFTER A LOCAL NAME FROM THE DIALECT SPOKEN WHERE THE STREET OR LOCATION IS.

-EVERY BUILDING (PUBLIC AND PRIVATE) MUST HAVE SOLAR POWERED AND ENABLED CCTV CAMERAS, ESPECIALLY IN URBAN AREAS. IT WILL BE MANDATORY AS PART OF THE BUILDING CODE AND HOUSES WILL NOT BE APPROVED WITHOUT THIS. THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SANCTIONS IF YOUR CAMERAS ARE NOT FUNCTIONAL. GOVERNMENT WILL ALSO INSTALL CAMERAS WITH STRICT CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE MANAGING THEM IF THEY DO NOT WORK.

-MANDATORY CCTV CAMERAS IN ALL GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS AND BUILDINGS APART FROM THE TOILETS. TOILETS WILL HAVE VOICE RECORDERS. IT IS NOT COMPULSORY TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CCTVS WITH AUDIO CAPABILITIES IN YOUR OFFICES, THEN KINDLY QUIT. ANY UNION PERSON THAT TRIES TO FIGHT SURVEILLANCE AND ENSURING THAT NIGERIA BECOMES A BETTER PLACE DIES MYSTERIOUSLY.

-MINISTERS AND CRITICAL PUBLIC OFFICIALS SHALL BE VOTED FOR AND NOT NOMINATED. THEIR SALARIES SHALL BE THAT OF REGULAR CIVIL SERVANTS.

-GO ON AN AGGRESSIVE CAMPAIGN FOR HEALTH, EDUCATION, AGRICULTURE AND INDUSTRIALIZATION. BAN THE OVERSEAS EDUCATION AND MEDICAL SERVICES OF ALL GOVERNMENT WORKERS, INCLUDING MYSELF. ANY HOLDER OF PUBLIC OFFICE CANNOT ACCESS ESSENTIAL HEALTH AND EDUCATION SERVICES OUTSIDE OF NIGERIA.


AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED .....I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED......

By the time I actually start, Nigerians who are corrupt would have fled the country or be dead, leaving only serious and well meaning Nigerians to remain and get serious with making Nigeria a self driven internally grown industrial power house!

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Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by Melagros(m): 2:28pm On Apr 27
COMRADES if you want Nigeria fixed, eliminate apc
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by oluwasunkanmi97(m): 4:16pm On Apr 27
10thTenthMan:

- RESTRUCTURE THE MILITARY AND PARAMILITARY AND GET THEM ON BOARD. ARREST, KILL ALL MILITARY RANK AND FILE INVOLVED IN CORRUPTION. CREATE A SECRET DEATH SQUAD SPECIAL OPS UNIT. USE THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ISREALIS.

- USE THE MILITARY AND STAGE AN INDIRECT TAKE OVER OF THE LEGISLATURE. THE PLAN IS TOO ELABORATE AND I CANNOT DISCLOSE HERE. ANY LEGISLATOR THAT BRINGS UP IMPEACHMENT DIES MYSTERIOUSLY!

- CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION.

-REDUCE SALARIES TO ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. REDUCE MINE FIRST TO REGULAR MINIMUM WAGE.

-STOP FEDERAL ALLOCATIONS TO STATES. ALLOW STATES RUN ON THEIR OWN ECONOMIC PLANS WITH TAXES TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

-ALLOW STATES RUN AS INDEPENDENT PROVINCES/REGIONS AND SELF SUSTAIN.

-KILL OFF A LIST OF POLITICIANS AND POWER BROKERS. NOTE I DID NOT SAY JAIL THEM. I SAID KILL/MURDER/ASSASSINATE THEM. OTHERS WILL FLEE THE COUNTRY. AND THAT IS FOR THOSE THAT CAN.

-BUILD HUGE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEXES AROUND THE COUNTRY. PEOPLE WILL BE JAILED AND WORK IN THE ATTACHED INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO PRODUCE BENEFICIAL THINGS TO THE SOCIETY.

-CORRUPTION AND STEALING OF PUBLIC FUNDS IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! A JUDGE THAT ACQUITS YOU, HIMSELF AND FAMILY MEMBERS SHALL DIE MYSTERIOUSLY AND THE PERSON HE ACQUITS WILL ALSO DIE MYSTERIOUSLY.

- PULL OUT FROM THE UN, WHO, ETC. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR MEETINGS.WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THEM.WILL NEVER SIGN ANYOF THEIR AGREEMENTS. BUT WILL SEND REPRESENTATIVES WHO ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SIGN ANYTHING.

-SECURE THE BORDER AND MAKE IT IMPENETRABLE. DEPLOY TECHNOLOGY TO DO SO. ILLEGAL ENTRY AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO WORK IN THE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX.

-EVERY NIGERIAN MUST BE REGISTERED. EVERY BIRTH. EVERY DEATH.

-EVERY BUILDING (PUBLIC AND PRIVATE) MUST HAVE SOLAR POWERED AND ENABLED CCTV CAMERAS, ESPECIALLY IN URBAN AREAS. IT WILL BE MANDATORY AS PART OF THE BUILDING CODE AND HOUSES WILL NOT BE APPROVED WITHOUT THIS. THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SANCTIONS IF YOUR CAMERAS ARE NOT FUNCTIONAL. GOVERNMENT WILL ALSO INSTALL CAMERAS WITH STRICT CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE MANAGING THEM IF THEY DO NOT WORK.

-MINISTERS AND CRITICAL PUBLIC OFFICIALS SHALL BE VOTED FOR AND NOT NOMINATED. THEIR SALARIES SHALL BE THAT OF


AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED .....I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED......


He even said he hasn't even started.
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by 9jii(m): 4:26pm On Apr 27
Bongadu:
How would you fix nigeria if you had the power




For me nuke everything in Nigeria both born and unborn

If you start with your family surely all yo immediate problems will be over grin
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by Bongadu: 4:57pm On Apr 27
9jii:

If you start with your family surely all yo immediate problems will be over grin




Wasted sperm spottedd
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by correctguy101(m): 5:03pm On Apr 27
10thTenthMan:

- RESTRUCTURE THE MILITARY AND PARAMILITARY AND GET THEM ON BOARD. ARREST, KILL ALL MILITARY RANK AND FILE INVOLVED IN CORRUPTION. CREATE A SECRET DEATH SQUAD SPECIAL OPS UNIT. USE THE ASSISTANCE OF THE ISREALIS.

- USE THE MILITARY AND STAGE AN INDIRECT TAKE OVER OF THE LEGISLATURE. THE PLAN IS TOO ELABORATE AND I CANNOT DISCLOSE HERE. ANY LEGISLATOR THAT BRINGS UP IMPEACHMENT DIES MYSTERIOUSLY!

- CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION.

-REDUCE SALARIES TO ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. REDUCE MINE FIRST TO REGULAR MINIMUM WAGE.

-STOP FEDERAL ALLOCATIONS TO STATES. ALLOW STATES RUN ON THEIR OWN ECONOMIC PLANS WITH TAXES TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

-ALLOW STATES RUN AS INDEPENDENT PROVINCES/REGIONS AND SELF SUSTAIN.

-KILL OFF A LIST OF POLITICIANS AND POWER BROKERS. NOTE I DID NOT SAY JAIL THEM. I SAID KILL/MURDER/ASSASSINATE THEM. OTHERS WILL FLEE THE COUNTRY. AND THAT IS FOR THOSE THAT CAN.

-BUILD HUGE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEXES AROUND THE COUNTRY. PEOPLE WILL BE JAILED AND WORK IN THE ATTACHED INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX TO PRODUCE BENEFICIAL THINGS TO THE SOCIETY.

-CORRUPTION AND STEALING OF PUBLIC FUNDS IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! A JUDGE THAT ACQUITS YOU, HIMSELF AND FAMILY MEMBERS SHALL DIE MYSTERIOUSLY AND THE PERSON HE ACQUITS WILL ALSO DIE MYSTERIOUSLY.

- PULL OUT FROM THE UN, WHO, ETC. WILL NOT ATTEND THEIR MEETINGS.WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THEM.WILL NEVER SIGN ANYOF THEIR AGREEMENTS. BUT WILL SEND REPRESENTATIVES WHO ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SIGN ANYTHING.

-SECURE THE BORDER AND MAKE IT IMPENETRABLE. DEPLOY TECHNOLOGY TO DO SO. ILLEGAL ENTRY AND YOU WILL BE SENT TO WORK IN THE INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX.

-EVERY NIGERIAN MUST BE REGISTERED. EVERY BIRTH. EVERY DEATH.

-EVERY BUILDING (PUBLIC AND PRIVATE) MUST HAVE SOLAR POWERED AND ENABLED CCTV CAMERAS, ESPECIALLY IN URBAN AREAS. IT WILL BE MANDATORY AS PART OF THE BUILDING CODE AND HOUSES WILL NOT BE APPROVED WITHOUT THIS. THERE WILL BE SERIOUS SANCTIONS IF YOUR CAMERAS ARE NOT FUNCTIONAL. GOVERNMENT WILL ALSO INSTALL CAMERAS WITH STRICT CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE MANAGING THEM IF THEY DO NOT WORK.

-MINISTERS AND CRITICAL PUBLIC OFFICIALS SHALL BE VOTED FOR AND NOT NOMINATED. THEIR SALARIES SHALL BE THAT OF


AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED .....I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED......


A barbarian to my heart...

Your fellow barbarian salutes you.. grin

Unless the bolded would be to train and gain experience, I'll rather keep my doors shut to those guys.

Before you know it, their god would whisper to them one night and promise them the land of your forefathers...

I always say it. There must be sacrifices before this country can move forward and who best to sacrifice than our dearest thieving politicians?cheesy

But, serious work and resources is needed. You get some to spare?
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by flokii: 5:09pm On Apr 27
To fix Nigeria is quite easy.. just make sure we have functional refineries to refine our own crude and reduce excess pressure in the demand for FX..

2. Tackle infrastructure deficit and fix/ renovate existing ones (e.g roads, railways, stadiums etc.) across the country.

3. Improve food production likewise textiles, if as a Nigerian, you can't farm and produce your food and food items, then starve to death. If you can't wear our native fabrics, then go naked.

4. Place more confidence on the youths and graduates in the country. Instead of hiring foreign coaches to manage our soccer teams, foreign companies to build all the roads, use fellow Nigerians and indigenous companies owned by Nigerians to perform such tasks.

5. Promote local content and manufacturing.. all those shoe, bag, cloth, furniture etc. designers and manufacturers in Aba, Enugu, Lagos, Oyo, Kano etc. should get support from government to showcase their talent at world stages so others can be proud to buy "made in Nigeria" products. We have the talents here in Nigeria.

6. Last but not least is culture re-orientation.. You have to love Nigeria and believe in yourself as a Nigerian to achieve great things in life. When having handshake with the Europeans, Asians etc. grip their hands firmly, let them know you're confident and dependable.

Let me not talk about religion sha.. the brainwashing and gullibilty can't thrive under my watch.
Re: How Would You Fix Nigeria by Paraman: 6:28pm On Apr 27
For me, I will first expel the south east geopolitical region

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