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HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Imustjapa(m): 6:56am On Apr 28 |
How to become invincible with these one common plant in case of emergency Hello my dear readers, it's unfortunate that we are in country where no where is safe. Whether during the day or even at night. From kidnapping , ritualism ,day light robbery , banditry and many more. This will information am about to give you please take it seriously because it's going to help you or someone you share it to. There is a common plant in your area called the STUBBORN GRASS. You know it right. I want to explain how to use it in case you are been pursued by evil people looking for your life. * Run to the nearby bush and look around for stubborn grass with NO BRANCHES. Take note the ones with no branches. * Touch it on the top and say this word " save me" 3 times . And immediately you become invincible to the evil people , just calm down and keep quiet, they will run pass you or turn back because you are invincible. Then after you are sure everywhere is safe, you can come out. Don't joke with it. It has nothing to do with religion o. Anyone can use it. Chat me for more 07064207254 1 Share
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Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by epondudu: 8:44am On Apr 28 |
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Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Jakumo(m): 8:50am On Apr 28 |
Imustjapa: This African cloaking technology would be a huge asset for the Nigerian army currently engaged in fighting Islamist terror gangs. Why not patent this innovative Jujumotive Modality, then simply auction the rights to deploy your technology to the highest bidder? On a related note, I see your magic spell promises that the user will become INVINCIBLE whereas I aspire to be both INVINCIBLE as well as INVISIBLE. Can you please quote the price for magic juju talismans that will bestow me with BOTH of those vital properties? While we are on the subject of Jumumotive Technology, can you please quote me price of your special brand of OGUN AMUDO that will empower me to summon beautiful women for the purpose of acquiring carnal knowledge in the back seat of my vehicle that sports conveniently tinted windows? Sank you and God breast Nigeria, pellow kwantirimans. 3 Likes |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Imustjapa(m): 11:57am On Apr 28 |
Jakumo:Jakumo kin rinde osan eni abire kii rinde oru |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Jakumo(m): 12:20pm On Apr 28 |
Imustjapa: Awaiting the juju fetish talisman menu with prices from our JapaMan of the Invincibility fame |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Intelguru(m): 1:31am On Apr 29 |
Review the ancient secret to Hamas or soldiers in Sambisa forest. Must you post here, retard? |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Westves: 4:04pm On Apr 29 |
Jakumo: You eh you be case |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by sunvillequeen(f): 9:25pm On Apr 30 |
Yeah I'm invisible.. thanks op I'm on my way to the bank vault 2 Likes |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Jakumo(m): 6:14am On May 01 |
sunvillequeen: Don't be alarmed when you hear my greeting in that bank vault then glance around and see nobody. Being invisible can be very profitable, but being invincible is even better. 1 Like |
Re: HOW TO BECOME INVISIBLE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, DONT JOKE WITH IT. by Johnwrite(m): 5:11pm On May 01 |
Mehn everyone wants that honestly |
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