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Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 7:24pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Testing mic! Testing mic!! Testing million dollar condenser mic in acoustically treated multi-million dollar studio!!! Ok, I'm good to go. I'll be done with this in a jiffy, I promise(!) This will make more sense to Darwinians --people subscribed to Darwin's school of thought -- and atheists. You know what bonobos are, right? You've never heard of bonobos?! Oya, you know the drill: pushups; 1 minute. Bonobos, like chimps, are one of man's closest relatives. They do French kissing, face-to- face intercourse, oral sex -- tell me more, you're the pro -- , et cetera. Bonobos, promiscuity, mics, studios. What the heck is he going on about, you say? Smooth the groove. Here's the real/cool gist: Monogamy, is also not a bonobo thing, not by a longshot. When copulating; screwing, planking, boinking or straffing, -- you darn pervs have a thousand words for this -- they make lots of noises -- like many women do -- so the males in the vicinity can hear them, and join the party. Yikes! lol. . . Your lady has been calling out to other dudes for a party, foursome, et cetera(!) One more thing: Between 70 and 80 percent of people of the female persuasion get their orgasms via the c.litoris. But the c.litoris is only superfluous tissue: The remains of what could have been a p.enis. This has zero(0) evolutionary purpose for the female orgasm. It does absolutely nothing. The reason women have them is the same reason men have n.ipples. In conclusion, men and women have so much in common: Promiscuity and all. It's no surprise that some women harbour a mean hankering for sampling joysticks: it's only natural. And I'm done here! Phew!! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by slimyem: 7:29pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by kemmeye: 7:43pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
all i saw was bla bla bla |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Goldieluks: 7:51pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Junkie much? |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 7:52pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Bros you for wait make that wet skunk leave your system na. |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 8:12pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
kemmeye: all i saw was bla bla blaMe too! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 8:13pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Goldieluks: Junkie much?420 friendly? |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 8:14pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
fresh_dude: Bros you for wait make that wet skunk leave your system na.Why? |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by cowgurl: 8:34pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Whew! WTH is al dat Op? U sure u alryt? |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
^^What's with everybody asking me if I'm alright? I just gave an excruciatingly precise account of what science thinks of c.opulation, et cetera. |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 10:22pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Lol! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by ArQueBusieR(m): 11:53pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
^^Finally! Someone with a sense of humour. Yay! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by kittykat1(f): 9:27am On Apr 28, 2012 |
Hahaha |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 10:06am On Apr 28, 2012 |
Madness in pratice |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 10:09am On Apr 28, 2012 |
190: Madness in praticeHe learnt from the best. . . YOU! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 10:11am On Apr 28, 2012 |
[size=18pt]^SLAP!! [/size] |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 10:15am On Apr 28, 2012 |
190: [size=18pt]^SLAP!! [/size][size=18pt]PUNCH! [/size] |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 10:16am On Apr 28, 2012 |
[size=18pt]^Kiss [/size] |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 10:20am On Apr 28, 2012 |
190: [size=18pt]^Kiss [/size]X A X B C Z C Z A A X A. . . That was from Liu Kang, Mortal Combat. . . It removed all your teeth! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by bknight: 10:21am On Apr 28, 2012 |
? |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by kittykat1(f): 11:38am On Apr 28, 2012 |
Bunch of gays 1 Like |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 11:59am On Apr 28, 2012 |
sexkillz: dude have u jammed MK 9 on ps3 youtube a couple of videos on it - its awesome, im currently playing it these days doin some babalities |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 12:31pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
kitty kat: Bunch of gays sharrap!! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 12:41pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
190:It's a lie! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
kitty kat: Bunch of gaysYour fada! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Idowuogbo(f): 12:46pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
sexkillz:U didn't no about dat jonzer! |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: |
Re: Women Are Promiscuous By Nature(?) by 190: 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
sexkills - youtube mk 9 its about 23pounds and 13-15thousand naira on PS3 Best game ive played since i dropped ps2 pads over 2years ago |
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