After a poor tour of US, and a dismal outing in a CNN interview in which producers cut him off in dissappointment, Peter Obi has returned to Obasanjo to lean on his international influence to secure foreign endorsements for his candidacy.

Obi is very aware that foreign investors and political stakeholders in America and Europe are critical to his victory, unfortunately for him, his opponent, Ahmed Tinubu has been the favorite of foreign investors and diplomatic officers across the globe.

Below we capture illustrated exchange between Obi and Obasanjo at their meeting.

Obi: Baba, na God i dey take beg you o. There is nothing you want that Americans will not do for you. In 2018, remember after Atiku begged and reconciled with you, Americans gave waiver when you asked and Atiku visited US.

Baba: Where do you want to visit?

Obi: No be visit I need. Na visitors, Baba. Chei! The wole world is visiting Tinubu. I am yet to get one visitor. EU delegates were in Abuja, I had to go meet them, and I had to introduce myself. They did not know me.

Baba: So you want foreign investors and diplomats to visit you. Basically you want international endorsements?

Obi: Baba, help me.

Baba : Ahh, this is no small matter o. All the special global actors I can ask for help are old, sick. All of them. Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, George Bush, Tony Blair, Joe Biden, even Mrs Clinton, John Chirac, Angela Merkel.
They know you, but they don't believe in you or your anti-old, anti-sick campaign slogan.
The ball is in your court to to show you are better than Tinubu, not by age or by medical status.

Obi: The youths will not listen to me.

Baba: Hahahaha, I dey laugh. How you go take rule Nigeria?

Obi:

I've always known that Obi doesn't know jack about diplomatic manoeuvres apart from his China import relationship.

He is probably taking apprenticeship from Obj who is vast in diplomatic knowledge

Ttalk:
I've always known that Obi doesn't know jack about diplomatic manoeuvres apart from his China import relationship.

No be only Jack. Spanner nko? Death to all urchins!

Obi is a dullard

Urchins are truly in pains

ImperialYoruba:
Obi is a dullard

And he's facing the whole world where your father, uncle, grand fathers and great grand fathers failed due to dull brains.
Obi will rule your dead career if you have any to come to live.

Your savior said he did not need structure. Why he keeps visiting and troubling this baba?

His folly is beginning to bear fruits.

Bloody dullard that flopped and was cut from CNN interview.

The wailing is too much
So much pain in one soul

Campaign never start una don dey backtrack.

Una never see anything. We will thrash you online, then turn around and demolish you on streets.

The dullard and his dullardients talking about how to take Lagos, his party cannot even meet in SE without unknown bottlemen smashing beer bottles on their heads.

Obi cannot defeat Simon Ekpa giving orders remotely from Finland, but he is nursing a takeover of Lagos.

Mmtcccheeeewww, the mother of head breakage await dullards in Lagos.

Is this the best you can offer for what you are paid to do for your paymaster?
You should be sacked.

You listed a bunch of old people that OBJ knows.. that is to say that he has no influence over today's politics.. the beauty of it all is that when Obi finally wins, it's still people like you that will ascribe his victory to his alliance with this same OBJ that you're belittling.

RingRoadMafia:
You listed a bunch of old people that OBJ knows.. that is to say that he has no influence over today's politics.. the beauty of it all is that when Obi finally wins, it's still people like you that will ascribe his victory to his alliance with this same OBJ that you're belittling.

Correct yourself. A bunch of old people that ruled the world!

Obi is not winning. Even CNN will influence voters against this guy, after wasting their precious time answering important questions with toddler responses.