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What Will You Do In 20mins? by gee2(m): 3:16am On Dec 12, 2007
If you were given 20 minutes to be invincible, what will you do? post your replies. as 4 me, i'll overthrow uncle Umaru n me go jack dough. cool bone runz if dis questn na merix ò wink
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 9:59am On Dec 12, 2007
I'll use it to 'bla bla bla bla bla' any beautiful girl that comes my way.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by sammy6(m): 9:06am On Dec 13, 2007
Ill beat my boss up
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Dec 13, 2007
ill use mine to snap osama naked at same time give my boss resounding slaps and knocks on his head!

the mans got an annoyn carriage.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by inki(f): 12:02pm On Dec 13, 2007
i'll find ma way to my lecturer's office and change all my grades to A's cool
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by GeeCee(m): 12:52pm On Dec 13, 2007
gee.:

If you were given 20 minutes to be invincible, what will you do? post your replies. as 4 me, i'll overthrow uncle Umaru n me go jack dough. cool bone runz if this questn na merix ò wink


Do u mean invincible or invisible?
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by 2black(m): 4:21pm On Dec 13, 2007
@ ceecee
Dont u know d difference between d 2 words
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by tessybaby(f): 4:37pm On Dec 13, 2007
as for me eh
i will kidnap all nlders and keep them in
my house so dat they would make me laugh all the time funny people
and before i forget i will also kidnap seun to help me control them one at a time please i don't want to crack my ribs with laughter
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by Nobody: 6:03pm On Dec 13, 2007
There is an annoyning woamn in my office i will pure a bucket of shit on her. Then i fly out and kiss Wyclef
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by gee2(m): 10:56am On Dec 15, 2007
invisible / invincible, talk wetin u go do n guyz make una wait collect christmas bonus b4 una deal wif those wey dey office o or yawa go gas shit cool
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by ndumart: 11:41am On Dec 15, 2007
I will find my way to CBN's vault
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by Migines(m): 12:33pm On Dec 15, 2007
Fergie, jlo, angelina jolie & eva mendez are in trouble.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 12:46pm On Dec 15, 2007
Migs, what did they do 2 u.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by saucekid(m): 1:12pm On Dec 15, 2007
*in 20mins,my riches will never till the world end,diminish*
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 1:15pm On Dec 15, 2007
In 20 mins, i would bla bla bla bla like never b4.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by saucekid(m): 1:17pm On Dec 15, 2007
and encounter AIDS,HIV and all the relations of the disease
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 1:26pm On Dec 15, 2007
That's impossible with condom.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by michaelwe1(m): 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2007
I will phuck beyonce with doggy style
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 1:29pm On Dec 15, 2007
Wicked!.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by michaelwe1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 15, 2007
tope_teadr:

Wicked!.
Wi what??
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by Migines(m): 2:46pm On Dec 15, 2007
TT will be 12 this dec. So dont blame him.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by saucekid(m): 2:57pm On Dec 15, 2007
in that case,i reserve my comment
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by Migines(m): 2:59pm On Dec 15, 2007
Perfect.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 5:02pm On Dec 15, 2007
Migs, hw did u know.
Okay i forgot u came to my birthday that held tommorow.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by saucekid(m): 5:25pm On Dec 15, 2007
tope_teadr:

Migs, hw did u know.
Okay i forgot u came to my birthday that held tommorow.

*high on cannabis sativis commonly known as 'igbo'*
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by topeteadr(m): 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2007
Migs actually says junks words and i just ignore them.
Re: What Will You Do In 20mins? by saucekid(m): 6:37pm On Dec 15, 2007
good for you. . . . . . . .migs,you have been targetted

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