THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condom

i cnt help to laugh i almost fell from ma chair

hahahahahhahahahahhahhaah hahahahha chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

u shdn't have named it wedding invitation its not a catch fraze u made me almost missed the joke

thank God i opened it

a narrow escape!but what if you've told the lady to meet you somewhere else?the test aid (the lady) would have been a victim in silence.i mean you could have pierced through without the infamous act not leaked.

oh my GOD.nice joke

Seen this before. .but i still had a good laugh from it anyway!nice 1

hahhaha lol

u shuld have done it anyway, u can alwayz tell ur moda inlaw 'IT WASNT ME'

so funny

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Na wa for everyone, you sabi like this things

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clemcykul:

hahhaha lol

u shuld have done it anyway, u can alwayz tell your moda inlaw 'IT WASNT ME'

Very good advice

saucekid:

them catch you in the act,you don finish

The God is my shepherd (Oluwa ni oluso akuntan Mi)

LOL. still laughing and all.

let your wife know that you're actually heading to car to pick a condom.

Still laughing

I think basket mouth said this joke sometime ago in rhthym unplugged.

[/quote]I think basket mouth said this joke sometime ago in rhthym unplugged[quote]

BEN U'RE RIGHT.

seen this on nairaland before. I do appreciate originality

Gud 4.Ya

salinco:

The God is my shepherd (Oluwa ni oluso akuntan Mi)

and as the oluso aguntan was crucified,so will you
difference is. . . . . he ressurected. . .you wont

Na curse?

no

Na advice

lol

saucekid:

and as the oluso aguntan was crucified,so will you
difference is. . . . . he ressurected. . .you wont

this one no bi advice o o o o o o

na warning ^{always keep jonny in his cage}

saucekid:

na warning ^{always keep jonny in his cage}

E no go happen again,or what do you think?
for me i don pass my text. just learn your own Lesson o o o.

good for you

But not good 4 saucekid, he failed his *blood tests*.

it was me and you
i tested positive,you didnt