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How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by NEWBIN: 11:26am On Jul 28, 2012
Well i must say this technique works better on new laptops, and i mean very new laptops.It is currently compatible with DELL, HP, APPLE, TOSHIBA and ZEPTO.
So if you have been banned here, simply follow these guidelines;

1.Get a laptop, if you dont have one borrow from someone, it doesnt matter who that is (father, friend, soldier, in-law, police etc)

2.Get a modem

3.Climb a very high tree or the sixth floor of a six story building

4.When you get up there, turn on the computer and slot in your modem.

5.Launch your browser and log in to www.nairaland.com

6.Then deliberately drop the laptop

7.When the laptop is dropping onto the ground, follow to catch it grin

8.You will wake up in a cool chilled container, dont worry you have unbanned yourself.

thank you grin



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Re: How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by aguerogh: 7:40am On Oct 12, 2022
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Re: How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by Slickey: 9:04am On Oct 18, 2022
Re: How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by aguerogh: 4:08pm On Oct 18, 2022
Slickey
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Re: How To Successfully Unban Thyself When Thou Gets Banned On Nairaland (i Just by Slickey: 7:06am On Oct 19, 2022

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