English is a tough language to learn: Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.


5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting, I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

I don't have any trouble reading it

lol now dats funny

but theen its nice painting the red town aint it?

hey guys am havn a bash come xmas eve uall invited!

am serious!

@clemcykul
where?i love mogbomoya. .

Wow, wheres d bash taking place/Gotta go get my dancing shoes so i can Present the Present,
U dig?

*clemcy,you wan do party??*
^{rushes off to citymall to get meself a 9ice pair for dancing}

send address to my mailbox na me go read guest list

No problems reading this

[b]Hurray,

Awori Senior College Ojo (ASCO) 2003/2004 set will be observing there get to together party @ Ojo Beach line by 12:00PM,

Be there and I believe you will never regret of coming,

Thanks.

Adextoomuch (Omoba/Igbin)

Can You Read This Right?
SURE.
GOOD ONE. NICE READING.

@poster The last time i checked, i was through with primary school.

U just feel say u go look red cap chiefs wey full NLD give them assignment.
This babe suppose pay fine.
Guyz wetin ona think ?

okay guys its gon*nna be on lekki beach, lagos state. time 7pm till dawn

So much parties,so much activities, so little time, only one person.

snugle:

So much parties,so much activities, so little time, only one person.

Its da season

@clemcy
imagine u give us time,no date. .

I warn u o.

it was not difficult 4 me to understand

Quite easy

dont tell me u dont know the date of xmas eve?

guys the party is really going to be bam, alot of artiste have beeen invited so far, performing alongside psq2

wid comedain babyface,basketmouth, and klint de drunk! guys dont miss this party for the world. c u all

please g-strings are not allowed!

, The party na 4 free abi ppl go pay
, IV nko?

its just a token of 1,200 only!

note: no bla bla bla bla but on a sec thot tess daling u can wear ur catapault coz i know u love it! ure exceptional

@Clem You wan use us open office abi ?

@ben wadda in dickens name are u implyn

clem on nairaland is diff 4rm clem outside okay?

well i dont mind havn u as one

No mind am.

She dey find money wey she go take make her hair for xmas.

Swthrt everyone here is a sharp man. Try Migs.

She means 1200 rounds of bla bla bla bla

@clem

are you really seriuos about this??cos i'm gonna be on the island from 21st so let me know if you're for real about this,

Hmmm. Someone is asking 4 WW3.

Migs r u sure its
WWE

why nt SMACKDOWN.

showbobo:

@clem

are you really seriuos about this??because i'm going to be on the island from 21st so let me know if you're for real about this,

*maga wan chop kitten*

*P.U.N.A.N.I* showbobo u wey u no fit go 2 rounds, u wan die.

Saucekid, hv u started posting his obituary.