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I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
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Re: I'm Getting Married! by Dygeasy(m): 7:36pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......gimme ur email |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shadrach77: 7:50pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
congrats |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Odunnu: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Congrats gurl. Wishing you a happy union. |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by NEWBIN: 9:41pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
god forbid!!! |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by engrtee(f): 12:09am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So....... congrats DOES IT MEAN U WIL NO LONGER POST IN THE ROMANCE SECTION BUT FAMILY SECTION. |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by ekeroyal(m): 12:53am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Ok, that's fine. All the best, I wish I could make it. |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by toygod2: 1:50am On Jul 29, 2012 |
I love this joke............abi na real |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by bunmioguns(m): 7:21am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So........ . JOKE GRADING: B2 . REMARK: You are good joker. .. Kip it up . . RECOMMENDATION: Jst two consecutive nights with Vicky 8-) 8-) |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by EFULEFU1(m): 7:55am On Jul 29, 2012 |
i am yappy for you shister |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by bright007(f): 8:26am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......Thank God for u...Finally u and dat aboki dat pushes ofio $ sugarcane in his rusty wheelbarrow are getting married. Dat guy must be lucky...he doesn't need å pillow in ur matrimonal bed cos ur boobsqeegenic boooobs will take care of dat.best WINCHEs for u guys. |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by jackpot(f): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......boobsqee dear, i knew you to be very smart. You tricked him into marriage with preg-nancy, right? Now, confess |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by pendusky(m): 9:44am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So....... Moderator, front page pls! This is a very nice joke! |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by pendusky(m): 9:49am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Dygeasy: gimme ur emailu wont kill me wit lafffffffff! |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by lilkech(m): 10:01am On Jul 29, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So....... Eiiiyyyahh ! Remember not to make the mistake of posting directions to the reception here oh, do you wanna know why? 1. Food nor go reach again 2. Drinks nor go reach again 3. Chair go finish (una go spread wrapper for ground) 4. Many pipo won't come to 'spray you money' , they will come to 'pick it for you' 5. Your ex bf's and jealous admirers will stand up when the pastor asks " if anybody is against this union ... Blah-blah-blah" 6. Dance dance dance time go be "azonto time" 7. Bin gbagbo will snatch the mic from your MC 8. Dani will fight to sit beside your father at the high table There are many more disadvantages, but manage these few for now. 2 Likes |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Dygeasy(m): 10:31am On Jul 29, 2012 |
pendusky: u wont kill me wit lafffffffff!me too smile on top am |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by greedie1(f): 10:46am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Y is dis in d jokes section? Well congrats dear |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 29, 2012 |
Congrats my dear.... I have equally fixed my wedding date on nov 24, u all are invited just make sure u come wit the groom, lol... |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by slimchi2k2(m): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2012 |
@boogee Congrats.happy union wish god blessing to u i wish to be there,but nt arround but boogee why in joke section pls dnt be offence, i just ask |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Murphy7h4: 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
Thanks for sharing. |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by ODB1: 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
goodluck in getting fat real fast |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by sutoboy(m): 6:51pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: @boogee You should she loves dis section most! Hmm dear Booqee am very jealous oh! |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by joerux60: 7:32pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
Ever wonder why God gives us two? A right hand to show the left what to do. One ear to listen and one to hear the problems of others, their laughter and fears. One eye to watch and one to behold the beautiful treasures that life has to hold. One foot to travel and one to stand tall. Two feet to land on if we should fall. One man to stand by a woman's side; One woman to cherish being his bride. The love between partners comes shining through and that is the reason God has made two. May God Bless You On Your Wedding Day |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:42am On Jul 30, 2012 |
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So....... wow!!! am really happy for you wishing u a lovely, peaceful and blessed married life |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 30, 2012 |
~vicky~:go marry jare |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 30, 2012 |
bennyraz: go marry jare lol.....sooner than u think... |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 30, 2012 |
In ur dreams.. Lol |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 30, 2012 |
^^^ u no serious... |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
~vicky~:no worry naah! I go soon dethrone dat bobo.. As bouqee wan marry na no hope for common man again |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by dani1luv: 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
hOEloshi |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
dani1luv: hOEloshi who re u referring to? |
Re: I'm Getting Married! by dani1luv: 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
~vicky~: the bride |
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