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Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Nobody: 10:34am On Jul 30, 2012 |
If you happen to come anywhere around the recruitment section of companies, you will be shocked to the marrows. I was in the HR of my company between March and June and I just had to plead to be removed from there, reason being that at a point I got so fed up with the whole drama. Take a look at that attached document. This girl took an hour to write that crap! At the end of the day, she will curse me for sending her away immediately and curse GEJ for not creating employment opportunities. Mtcheew!
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Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Skii(m): 10:40am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Zeddicus: If you happen to come anywhere around the recruitment section of companies, you will be shocked to the marrows. I was in the HR of my company between March and June and I just had to plead to be removed from there, reason being that at a point I got so fed up with the whole drama. Take a look at that attached document. This girl took an hour to write that crap! At the end of the day, she will curse me for sending her away immediately and curse GEJ for not creating employment opportunities. Mtcheew! Come on, you can't be serious she wrote that? |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Ochek: 10:48am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Series22: tnx bro, i nw knw d difrnce.. It is cald browsin wen using original gadget & surfing wen using chinese gadget.. Hahahahaha! Sure right!! |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Nobody: 10:51am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Skii:I really wish it was a joke. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Oluesther(f): 10:57am On Jul 30, 2012 |
futoprince: Yes! we have caught on of them. still wondering the kind of creativity that will emanate from a man who does not know how to spell the word- creativity. But he spelt it correctly. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by klaus3011(m): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2012 |
tell your friend to go to computer village and meet Engineer sikiru...he would be amazed at the guy's wizardry and ingenuity,...awon engineer ti won je fried rice tii won tu muu gulder lee, awon irumole....phone numba...08040240144..... |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Oluesther(f): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2012 |
futoprince: Yes! we have caught on of them. still wondering the kind of creativity that will emanate from a man who does not know how to spell the word- creativity. Please correct yourself (in your first sentence) before looking for who to correct. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by klaus3011(m): 11:09am On Jul 30, 2012 |
tell your friend to go to computer village and meet Engineer sikiru...you would be amazed at the guy's wizardry and ingenuity,...awon engineer ti won je fried rice tii won tu muu gulder lee, awon irumole....phone numba...08040240144..... |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by helphelp: 11:14am On Jul 30, 2012 |
maclatunji: Front page kind of thread. I don't doubt you OP. People just want certificates that they cannot defend. Pigeon kor Guinea Fowl ni ..."Pidgin" |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Emylexray(m): 11:23am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Lebee4: funny somehow.oga...you are a victim of your own words. Stop being a hypocrite. It's "because" not "cos" like you wrote above. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Emylexray(m): 11:32am On Jul 30, 2012 |
acidtalk:God bless you. I called it "textual laziness" |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Emylexray(m): 11:48am On Jul 30, 2012 |
acidtalk:Gos bless you. I call it " textual laziness" many a youth are guilty of this. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by 2sexy(m): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2012 |
logica: The funny thing is, I noticed that even Americans (confirm on facebook, blackplanet, etc) usually write "I would of" rather than "I would have". They can't tell the difference between "of" and "have".and sometime use "then" in place of "than" and "there" in place of "their" |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by DGranite(m): 11:59am On Jul 30, 2012 |
obo_man: I disagree with the OP on this matter. I used to live with a very clever P.H.D student, who was dyslexic. He is white European, and at the time was working on viruses and how they mutate.well you r some hw right bcuz even d guy dat asked those questions if himself shld sit 4 a common entrance examinatn unprepared himself wl fail, bt b dat as it may those questions where neither 2 low or high 4 any bsc holder to answer. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
whats the brouhaha all about. landers dont rush to condemn these guys. its either this story is untrue or has been exaggerated to make headline *front page* i mean, 64 graduates failed that? i would rather believe that 64 or a quite number of them failed the 'surf & browse' question which am still struggling to figure out as i write. please this thread should be moved to the joke section. much as i know some dummies inevitably exist amongst us but the Nigerian graduates that i know can never be this dummy. @OP tell us, how did it happen, it could be possible that the marking scheme was wrong hence only 3 were successful. dont falsely make caricature of our graduates coz the whole world are watching & taking note. anyways congratulation you've made it to the front page 1 Like |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Abrantie: 12:28pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Lebee4: funny somehow.You said "cos"..hahaha. It's "BECAUSE". |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by bukatyne(f): 12:32pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Sirniyeh: I invited a carpenter for a job in my house. Infact, I was sincerely amazed when I heard his spoken english. This young man performed beyond ordinary man's imagination when he assisted my son to write an essay given from school. I do travel a lot, this my son confessed that several assignments that most graduates around had helped him to do scored him woefully. But this carpenter performed outstandingly!beautiful! i like ur spirit and encourage u to keep on improving. stay blessed! |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by acidtalk: 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
olibyno: whats the brouhaha all about. landers dont rush to condemn these guys. its either this story is untrue or has been exaggerated to make headline *front page* i mean, 64 graduates failed that? i would rather believe that 64 or a quite number of them failed the 'surf & browse' question which am still struggling to figure out as i write. please this thread should be moved to the joke section. much as i know some dummies inevitably exist amongst us but the Nigerian graduates that i know can never be this dummy. @OP tell us, how did it happen, it could be possible that the marking scheme was wrong hence only 3 were successful. dont falsely make caricature of our graduates coz the whole world are watching & taking note. anyways congratulation you've made it to the front page Don't be stu*pid is there a medal to be won that i will need to lie about it? By the way, i have exactly 100 threads on nairalaand over 50 of them have made it to the front page. If you doubt, check my threads/profile out. Right now i have 3 currently there. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by tfashina: 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
i dont blame those people because what a sheet is that why given a them what is not belonging to them to do bec why someone study computer or English in school is asking to answer question on what is not belonging to them. 1 Like |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by acidtalk: 12:59pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
tfashina: i dont blame those people because what a sheet is that why given a them what is not belonging to them to do bec why someone study computer or English in school is asking to answer question on what is not belonging to them. tell me you are joking with this thing you just sribbled down. 3 Likes |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Sirmikky1(m): 1:05pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Danka7777: the feminine of Prince is Princess. What is d feminine of "Jesus"? also, fill the blnks with yes/no ___ i am a fool ___ i am mad |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by thefunclubenterprise(m): 1:24pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
obo_man: I disagree with the OP on this matter. I used to live with a very clever P.H.D student, who was dyslexic. He is white European, and at the time was working on viruses and how they mutate. For some days now,I haven't seen a more sensible post! |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Sirmikky1(m): 1:27pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Diya Dayo: Most of this people that is writing jagons will still fail if they give them thesame test. You're the one writing trash... What's the meaning of JAGONS? . [colour=#000099]most of THIS PEOPLE[/colour] --- Gbagaun!!! |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by kama1210: 1:40pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
acidtalk: You've not answered my question on what factored their failure: was it the short text, wrong spelling or unable to define the terms or differ them? For my friend, She made it at top list and was called for interview asap. But i inference is, companies should also consider potential. I know the some graduates we produce now are unemployable, yet why not use essay? |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by ferhyntorlah(f): 1:41pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
logica: The funny thing is, I noticed that even Americans (confirm on facebook, blackplanet, etc) usually write "I would of" rather than "I would have". They can't tell the difference between "of" and "have". Guy forget about the Americans. One would expect them to be better speakers of the language since English is their "native" language unlike we Nigerians. That is why they marvel when people like prof. Wole Soyinka speak eloquently because English is not our native language. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by 1forall: 1:42pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Now this topic is practically becoming more hilarious by the post. Lots of folk checking in to criticize others' posts but blundering while at it If you're going to point out errors in somoeone else's post , re-read your own comment before posting (at least) to be sure you're not guilty of the same thing fellas |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by edi287: 2:11pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Some people suffer from dyslexia, doesnt mean they're not intelligent.People like the great Einstein, Thomas Edison, Erin Brockovich,Michael Faraday,to name a few have suffered from it...so stop being ignorant Mr know it all. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Sanguine77(m): 2:23pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
rhema4u: The challenge is Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊Ŧ emphasis is placed solely on the "Paper Certificate"... Must everybody work in an office. Are u a poet? Am about to go 2 print. Inbox me @ masterdethirdeye@yahoo.com |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by BusHouse(m): 2:40pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
yommy2sure:Wao, fixing nails, i know fit laff. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by acidtalk: 2:44pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
edi287: Some people suffer from dyslexia, doesnt mean they're not intelligent.People like the great Einstein, Thomas Edison, Erin Brockovich,Michael Faraday,to name a few have suffered from it...so stop being ignorant Mr know it all. Abeg shut the hole in your face you call a mouth abi shey na broom stick wey you dey call fingers. if it is the way all great men you mentioned are dyslexic refers to the educated illiterates we have in Nigeria, this country would have been far better than US, Germany, Japan and China all combined. Instead of retracing our steps and acting right, we are here giving flimsy excuses. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Lebee4: funny somehow. not only 'pigeon english' na 'chicken english'. Birds of d same feather like u. |
Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by acidtalk: 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
mawojuuche: Make una free that guy abeg. He was only supporting my views |
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