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Wake Keeping For A Dog by yommy69(m): 11:20am On Dec 13, 2007 |
A man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the man went to his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?" The pastor replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out". Then the man answered innocently, "I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?" The Pastor exclaimed, "Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian, we definitely have services for all Christian |
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