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Fat Lady by invectives(m): 5:42pm On Jul 29, 2012
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?”

The fat lady says “its not a cow its a pig”.

And the bartender said, ” I was talking to the pig”
Re: Fat Lady by toygod2: 5:11am On Aug 08, 2012
whoop......... grin grin
Re: Fat Lady by ismokeweed1(f): 5:30am On Aug 08, 2012
invectives: A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

The bartender asks: “where did you get the cow?”

The fat lady says “its not a cow its a pig”.

And the bartender said, ” I was talking to the pig”

So the lady looked like a cow to the bartender? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yep! The bartender must have finished a few 'wraps' just minutes before the lady and her pig stepped in
Re: Fat Lady by bashydemy(m): 6:01am On Aug 08, 2012
Nice thread
Re: Fat Lady by invectives(m): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2012
i-smoke-weed:


So the lady looked like a cow to the bartender? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yep! The bartender must have finished a few 'wraps' just minutes before the lady and her pig stepped in

Hmmm you must be deeply in love with the iiiiissssshhhhh.

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