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How To Be A Good Christian In Nigeria by ebamma(m): 9:07pm On Jul 29, 2012
Always be the first to
arrive for church service
and other activities,for
sunday service always sit
in the front row, so that
the pastor can see you
well.Be the first to pay
tithe even if it means
sacrificing half of your
salary.On the pastor's
birthday buy motor go
give am.Visit a native
doctor and collect a
goodluck charm for your
business,then go to church
and give a testimony
praising God for your
business success. Wear
trousers to the church and
when you are told its
wrong, claim that holiness
is in the heart not in what
we wear.

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