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How To Be A Good Christian In Nigeria by ebamma(m): 9:07pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
Always be the first to arrive for church service and other activities,for sunday service always sit in the front row, so that the pastor can see you well.Be the first to pay tithe even if it means sacrificing half of your salary.On the pastor's birthday buy motor go give am.Visit a native doctor and collect a goodluck charm for your business,then go to church and give a testimony praising God for your business success. Wear trousers to the church and when you are told its wrong, claim that holiness is in the heart not in what we wear. |
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