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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 1:08am On Dec 19, 2012
Yummy nice drama....
I'm tempted
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 1:14am On Dec 19, 2012
uj_sizzle: Yummy nice drama....
I'm tempted

Tempted to what? What drama?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 1:34am On Dec 19, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Tempted to what? What drama?
hi
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 1:46am On Dec 19, 2012
Mynd_44:
hi

Hello dearie
How are you?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 2:21am On Dec 19, 2012
Cuddlemii:

Hello dearie
How are you?
sleepy yet sleep eludes me.
Cold and yet everytime I use my blanket, I get uncomfortable
bored but when I play music, it annoys me

Just restless.
I need some shut eye but I don't think I will get any.


Smh at myself
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 2:31am On Dec 19, 2012
^hmmm....I have some packing & disposing to do but I have been procastinating
I will do if from now till the end of tomorrow.
The earlier the better
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 2:35am On Dec 19, 2012
Cuddlemii: ^hmmm....I have some packing & disposing to do but I have been procastinating
I will do if from now till the end of tomorrow.
The earlier the better
get to it then. I would have cme and assisted but..... Well you know na.

Wish you all the best though
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 2:40am On Dec 19, 2012
^lolz, thanks
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 2:41am On Dec 19, 2012
Cuddlemii: ^lolz, thanks
Well anyday. Just holla.
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by esere826: 5:29am On Dec 19, 2012
Dear Mynd_44

I hope you are fine? If so, thanks be to God
I have been reliably informed that you are in charge of distributing mistresses
Please can I have 2. Thanks

I would especially want that one of them to be convertible from an e-mistress to a real mistress this xmas
In acceding to my request, please be mindful that the mistresses should have delicately curvy, handeable hips and firm bwests
Any height between 5'8" and 6'4" will do. An age between the legally permissible and 50 would do.

Thanks for your consideration

Yours sincerely
esere826

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 6:08am On Dec 19, 2012
Ihedinobi:

Ah heck!

Yes, it might work though.........my mistress, hmmmm, very good idea. #noddingveryfast
Rebuke the demon ministering to you! cheesy
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 6:09am On Dec 19, 2012
esere826: Dear Mynd_44

I hope you are fine? If so, thanks be to God
I have been reliably informed that you are in charge of distributing mistresses
Please can I have 2. Thanks

I would especially want that one of them to be convertible from an e-mistress to a real mistress this xmas
In acceding to my request, please be mindful that the mistresses should have delicately curvy, handeable hips and firm bwests
Any height between 5'8" and 6'4" will do. An age between the legally permissible and 50 would do.

Thanks for your consideration

Yours sincerely
esere826

Dude, so you brief? Na only brief men dey like tall women grin
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 6:10am On Dec 19, 2012
Cuddlemii: ^hmmm....I have some packing & disposing to do but I have been procastinating
Welcome to the club cheesy
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 6:16am On Dec 19, 2012
Goodmorning house! Did y'all sleep well. Did the bedbugs bite? If yes, did you squash tha lil mo'erfoggas? angry

Good morning Cuddles. smiley

Firestar,I see you! Goodmorning cheesy

Goodmorning my oga wink

Esere my love, goodmorning smiley

Buddsmorf (sounds like a beer) goodmorning.

Humble, goodmorning. smiley

Siggyman Fried,goodmorrin.

Vampire Mosquito, good morning grin

Nairaland, GOODMORRIN!!!!! cheesy

(This kind of greeting feels hauntingly familiar...abosi greeting...? undecided. Nah, can't be!)

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by firestar(f): 6:31am On Dec 19, 2012
Morning Ishilove. cool

Damn, its packing tinz galore. undecided
My fear is travelling with loads of stuff during festive period. sad embarassed
Can't be helped.
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:05am On Dec 19, 2012
esere826: Dear Mynd_44

I hope you are fine? If so, thanks be to God
I have been reliably informed that you are in charge of distributing mistresses
Please can I have 2. Thanks

I would especially want that one of them to be convertible from an e-mistress to a real mistress this xmas
In acceding to my request, please be mindful that the mistresses should have delicately curvy, handeable hips and firm bwests
Any height between 5'8" and 6'4" will do. An age between the legally permissible and 50 would do.

Thanks for your consideration

Yours sincerely
esere826

Esere826,

erm........ I am not a love-vendor, neither do I run an escort agency so I don't see why this was addressed at me(except of course you want my seewtheart FIRESTAR) to be mad at me for no reason.

I detect a sense of seriousness in your tone so I am inclined to help but 2 women? Dude I help friends out but 2 women will not be helping you, that will be sending you to an early grave so if you can streamline, slimfit and burn the extra fat on your request, I might be willing to help you.

But should you decide to bring that number to 1, I am happy to tell you that the usernam known as Ishilove is very single and very desperate as she is reaching an age that is 5 years shy of 40. She is very beautiful, jovial and can cook and clean although she is a witch so she might not be aroung from 11pm to 4pm.

Yours Sincerely

Mynd_44

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:07am On Dec 19, 2012
Ishilove: Goodmorning house! Did y'all sleep well. Did the bedbugs bite? If yes, did you squash tha lil mo'erfoggas? angry

Good morning Cuddles. smiley

Firestar,I see you! Goodmorning cheesy

Goodmorning my oga wink

Esere my love, goodmorning smiley

Buddsmorf (sounds like a beer) goodmorning.

Humble, goodmorning. smiley

Siggyman Fried,goodmorrin.

Vampire Mosquito, good morning grin

Nairaland, GOODMORRIN!!!!! cheesy

(This kind of greeting feels hauntingly familiar...abosi greeting...? undecided. Nah, can't be!)

No be you? I expect nothing else from you na. You have the ability to make something so simple into erm...... Abeg Cuddle. Borrow me on English there
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:11am On Dec 19, 2012
firestar: Morning Ishilove. cool

Damn, its packing tinz galore. undecided
My fear is travelling with loads of stuff during festive period. sad embarassed
Can't be helped.
My queen,
**singing**
Good morning beautiful how was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you on my mind
Woke up this morning to see your sweet post
Oh it's a........
Good morning beautiful day
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 7:25am On Dec 19, 2012
Mynd_44:
Esere826,

erm........ I am not a love-vendor, neither do I run an escort agency so I don't see why this was addressed at me(except of course you want my seewtheart FIRESTAR) to be mad at me for no reason.

I detect a sense of seriousness in your tone so I am inclined to help but 2 women? Dude I help friends out but 2 women will not be helping you, that will be sending you to an early grave so if you can streamline, slimfit and burn the extra fat on your request, I might be willing to help you.

But should you decide to bring that number to 1, I am happy to tell you that the usernam known as Ishilove is very single and very desperate as she is reaching an age that is 5 years shy of 40. She is very beautiful, jovial and can cook and clean although she is a witch so she might not be aroung from 11pm to 4pm.

Yours Sincerely

Mynd_44


angry Like, who the hell are you to put my Madam on the market before we even finish our honeymoon? Fear no de catch you? angry
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:25am On Dec 19, 2012
Lol someone's caught the love bug.


Good morning
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 7:27am On Dec 19, 2012
Ishilove:
Rebuke the demon ministering to you! cheesy

Yeah I know, right? Ridiculous that my wife should be my mistress, but I'm sure you see the adventure in it.........as you take sharp ni grin
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by firestar(f): 7:28am On Dec 19, 2012
Bonjour a toutes!
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 7:30am On Dec 19, 2012
Ishilove: Goodmorning house! Did y'all sleep well. Did the bedbugs bite? If yes, did you squash tha lil mo'erfoggas? angry

Good morning Cuddles. smiley

Firestar,I see you! Goodmorning cheesy

Goodmorning my oga wink

Esere my love, goodmorning smiley

Buddsmorf (sounds like a beer) goodmorning.

Humble, goodmorning. smiley

Siggyman Fried,goodmorrin.

Vampire Mosquito, good morning grin

Nairaland, GOODMORRIN!!!!! cheesy

(This kind of greeting feels hauntingly familiar...abosi greeting...? undecided. Nah, can't be!)


bonjour, mon cherie, sleep well? smiley
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 7:35am On Dec 19, 2012
Mynd_44:
Esere826,

erm........ I am not a love-vendor, neither do I run an escort agency so I don't see why this was addressed at me(except of course you want my seewtheart FIRESTAR) to be mad at me for no reason.

I detect a sense of seriousness in your tone so I am inclined to help but 2 women? Dude I help friends out but 2 women will not be helping you, that will be sending you to an early grave so if you can streamline, slimfit and burn the extra fat on your request, I might be willing to help you.

But should you decide to bring that number to 1, I am happy to tell you that the usernam known as Ishilove is very single and very desperate as she is reaching an age that is 5 years shy of 40. She is very beautiful, jovial and can cook and clean although she is a witch so she might not be aroung from 11pm to 4pm.

Yours Sincerely

Mynd_44
Weyrey. Oniyeye. angry
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 7:38am On Dec 19, 2012
Mynd_44:
No be you? I expect nothing else from you na. You have the ability to make something so simple into erm...... Abeg Cuddle. Borrow me on English there
Talk to the hand, nyiqqah
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 7:40am On Dec 19, 2012
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:41am On Dec 19, 2012
Ihedinobi:


angry Like, who the hell are you to put my Madam on the market before we even finish our honeymoon? Fear no de catch you? angry
Your silly marriage was not valid so your "honeymoon" was just a vacation taken by lovers.
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:42am On Dec 19, 2012
uj_sizzle: Lol someone's caught the love bug.


Good morning
Good morning too. I am your love-vendor for today
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by UjSizzle(f): 7:42am On Dec 19, 2012
firestar: Bonjour a toutes!

goodmorning
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2012
firestar: Bonjour a toutes!

Mynd_44:
My queen,
**singing**
Good morning beautiful how was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you on my mind
Woke up this morning to see your sweet post
Oh it's a........
Good morning beautiful day
That was for you
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Ishilove: 7:43am On Dec 19, 2012
Ihedinobi:

bonjour, mon cherie, sleep well? smiley
No, sweerie smiley
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Mynd44: 7:44am On Dec 19, 2012
Ishilove:
Weyrey. Oniyeye. angry
I am trying to help your ministry move to the permanent site na

**tongue out**

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