20 questions 1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are
you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans." 2. When its raining and someone notice you
going out yet they ask,are you going out in
this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one." 3. You are making out with your girlfriend
then you start pulling her panties then she
asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u." 4. They see you coming out of the bathroom
wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl." 5.You're standing in front of the elevator on
the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, i'm waiting for my Office to come
down and get me." 6.Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those
flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!" 7.You are in the toilet and lock the door and
someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na poo LOCK DOOR...."
Mtsheeeeeeew!! 8.You are in a queue at the cinema to buy
ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are
you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees..." ODE! 9.When they see you lying down with your
eyes closed and they still ask, are you
sleeping??
Ans: "No, I’m trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!! 10. Someone sees you all dressed up with a
bible on sunday morning and asks "are you
going to church?"
Ans: ’’No i am going for soccer practice’’ 11. Girl asks you, why do u want my pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloon 12. your Girlfriend aks IF i sleep over hope
nothing funny will happen?....
Ans: mumu, we would just perform night
vigil.........a fterall na church you come: 13. When you are doing the correction of an
assignment on the board for your students.
and they ask, sir should we copy it down?
Answer: No, look at it and start clapping 14. someone sees you in a picture with your
wife on your wedding day and asked you "is
this your wife”?
Ans - No,she is your wife. ! Oponu 15. On getting home from work and your
husband or wife asks you.... Are you back?
Ans - No, I'm still at work! 16. U have a spiritual problem and u visited
ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling
on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u
want to be healed?"
Ans- No, I come here come act film 17. Take this insecticide; e dey kill insect
fast...Thanks & the person asks you,” E DEY
KILL MOSQUITOS”?
Answer: NO, E DEY KILL ELEPHANT. 18. You enter in a town service bus, you give
the conductor #200 and he asks u, oga, na
for how many people?
Ans: na for everybody in the bus. 19. U went for an interview and they ask u "
Do u really want to work in this
organization?"
Ans- No, I came here to receive air
conditioner. 20. Someone sees u and asks you, is this
you?
Ans: No na my grandfather.

Hahaha! I love dis.